บท 164: 164. The Reaper vs. Lord Marvel ~It's All Good~
"ORA!!!"
Miguel blasts a punch on the ground as the dust clouds the air, allowing Miguel to see the moving wrecking ball in stopped time.
Miguel dodges the invisible explosive wrecking ball and blasts Star Platinum's fists into Lord's face.
"Time resumed."
Time started moving once more as Miguel zoomed toward the Ark of the Covenant. He grabs and lifts it as he blasts the ceiling open and flies away.
Lord growls and follows after him.
"GIVE IT!!!" yelled Lord.
"This is for your own good, Lord!" yelled Miguel.
"BILL CIPHER TOLD ME-!!!"
"WHAT!?" asked Miguel. "BILL CIPHER!?"
"So you know him!" yelled Lord. "Then you must understand... You must understand what I'm going through!"
"Bill Cipher isn't good news, Lord," said Miguel, squinting his eyes. "Call me a hypocrite, but I've spoken to him before. I struck a deal... It didn't work out as I planned!"
"When Miguel?" asked Lord. "When did you ever have this imaginary deal of yours!?"
"During the five years when the Universe was destroyed!" yelled Miguel. "Apparently you needed another Universe to destroy to bring another Universe back! I backed off and brought him back to the Mindscape."
Lord sighs.
"Lord... believe me. Please!" Miguel begged. "You can't bring anyone back. No Stand... Nothing can bring anyone back to life... You got that?"
Lord's eyes quiver.
"Fine."
Miguel and Lord land in the mountains as Lord places the Ark on the ground.
The cold breeze entered their noses. Fog mist from their mouths. Their eyes dart left and right.
"Why are we here, Miguel?" asked Lord.
"To bury the Ark, Lord."
"Okay."
Miguel opens a portal with his very own portal gun and takes out a pair of shovels.
He hands him a shovel.
"Dig," said Miguel.
The pair begin to dig on the ground.
Lord chuckled.
"What?" Miguel asked, annoyed.
"Remember when Mr. JoJo explained that we're long-distance cousins when you found my star?" asked Lord.
Miguel chuckles. "Yeah... So stupid..." Miguel shook his head.
"Yeah..." said Lord.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" cackled a strange voice in the mountains.
From the moonlight formed an eye as a triangle manifested around the eye.
"Ding dong! Hahahahaha! Oh, hey! Miguel Azrael H. JoJo!" he cackled. "The world's greatest Leftist! Somebody call Hitler because we just found HYDRA's biggest nightmare! Again! How looooooooong has it been? Five years? A blink of an eye in my dormant state!"
"Ugh! What the hell do you want, Bill!?" asked Miguel.
"I want your worlds to come crashing down into your lives! Here's a clip that will destroy your brotherhood forever!"
Bill morphs a Television out of his hands.
On the screen...
"What about Lord?" asked Arthur. "Who? That pathetic wench you consider your friend?"
Now...
Lord's eyes widen, draining with life.
The screen continues...
"WHO IS NENA NAGA!?" asked Maria.
"I don't know!" laughed Arthur. "I swear!"
Now...
"He didn't care."
"Lord... we resolved this," said Miguel.
"HE DIDN'T... CARE!!!"
Bill Cipher laughs and warps out a bag of popcorn. "This'll be interesting! Hahahahaha!"
Lord blasts his heat vision toward Miguel, as Star Platinum acts as armor and encases Miguel with itself.
"CRAZY DIAMOND!!!"
Lord blasts his fists and Crazy Diamond's fists toward Miguel. Left, right, left, right, as Miguel struggles to dodge his fists using Time-Stop.
"GO BEYOND!!!" yelled Lord, as an invisible explosive wrecking ball emerged from his star and paralyzed half of Miguel's body using the shockwaves of its crackling spheres.
Lord charges, stomping with every bit of rage in his blood as he punches Miguel over and over.
Lord grabs Miguel's face and begins crushing it with his bare hands. Star Platinum begins to retract as Lord stares down into Miguel's eyes. His eyes glow red. "Marvelous..." Lord grunted. "Don't worry, Miguel. It's all good..."
Miguel stops time and escapes Lord's grip.
Lord's body goes limp as he drops to the ground.
Lord's body, now a ragdoll, had his nerves plundered by Star Platinum's Soft and Wet.
Lord gasped, struggling to move.
With both men paralyzed, the pair just stare at each other aggressively (though, only half of Miguel's body is paralyzed).
Lord's eyes begin to glow as Miguel stops time and dodged Lord's heat vision by throwing his body upward as he drops to the ground.
Miguel slowly regains his muscular sense on half of his body as he slowly stood up. He tries to balance himself, limping as he prepared Star Platinum.
"ORA!!!"
Crazy Diamond blocks the attack just in time as Lord Marvel strangled Miguel.
Miguel encased his body with Star Platinum as he blasted his fists with Lord.
The pair battle each other as shock waves and earthquakes blast out from their punches, acting as focal points.
Lord headbutts Miguel as his Stand Armor cracks.
Miguel spits blood and backs away.
"STAR FINGER!!!"
Crazy Diamond catches Star Finger and snaps Miguel's fingers in half.
Miguel grabs his hand as he backs away. Miguel growls in pain, grabbing his hand and crouching. He closes his eyes as ringing begins to enter his ears.
Miguel looked back up to Lord.
*POW*
"DORA!!!"
Miguel limps backward from Lord's punch.
"DORARARARARARARA-!!!"
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!"
While Crazy Diamond blasted with two fists.
"RESTORE!!!"
Miguel's hand fuses with the soil as his bones and flesh fall off his hand like ground meat.
Miguel begins to feel dizzy, losing a lot of blood.
"ORA!!!"
Star Platinum blasts its legs into Lord's face over and over again.
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! ORA!!!"
*SPLAT*
Lord's teeth are broken to pieces along with his jaw and nose.
Lord uses Spin to restore his face as he grabbed Miguel's leg and slams his body left and right as he drops him to the ground.
Lord grabs Miguel and punches Miguel's armored face over and over again.
*CRACK... CRACK... CRACK...*
Star Platinum's glowing eyes flicker as Miguel gurgles blood.
Miguel regenerates his left hand's two fingers and punches Lord in the face.
Miguel stops time and gives Lord an ORA Rush with one hand.
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"
Time resumes as several of Lord's bones are broken. His seven ribs, his Shin Bone, and his right shoulder blade are broken.
Crazy Diamond tries to catch his arm but Miguel stops time and leaps and tumbles backward.
Miguel wears his armor and blasts his fist over and over again.
"ORA ORA ORA!!!"
Lord backs away.
Miguel growl as he uses Star Finger once more.
Lord tries to block it.
Time stopped.
Time resumed.
*SPLAT*
Miguel, now behind Lord, has his fingers bore a hole into Lord's back and through his chest, puncturing his heart.
Lord's eyes quivered.
*GASP... wheeze...*
Lord drops to the ground as Miguel uses Star Platinum's head to repeatedly headbutt Lord.
He headbutts Lord over and over again as Lord's bruised and swollen face twitches. A large crater forms around Lord's head.
Lord's teeth are chipped off. His nose is mangled to the right. His ears rang. One of his eyes popped out. His skull is heavily fractured.
Blood pours out from his orifices as it floods the crater.
Miguel breathes in the smell of blood and pine leaves.
Miguel stares at Lord's mangled face, as he breathes in a shaky breath.
"You just love doin' this, doncha!?" sneered Bill Cipher.
"What? H-Huh?" he said softly.
"Your bloodlust! Your dangerous highly erotic bloodlust!Look at what you did to your own flesh and blood! You practically murdered him! Ngahahahahahahaha!"
"You said... you'd show me how to... resurrect... life..." said Lord.
"But you were planning to bury the Ark... Not give it to me!" laughed Bill. "I just found the Ark in happenstance. I mean, I knew it was there, but I couldn't get it with Rick Sanchez being around! And besides! I could see-!"
Bill's voice went deep. "Everything..."
"-... and I knew that this would happen! Because it's fate, Lord!"
"You... tricked... me..." gasped Lord.
Miguel is unable to move.
"Look at you! Paralyzed in fear! Ngahahahahahaha!!!" cackled Bill. "Fear of your very own power... Of what your arrogance had done! Of what your own arrogance had let to! Ngehehehehe! That's pretty fuckin' hilarious! Your own inability to admit that your father loved you caused a bitter rivalry with one of your closest friends... WHO IS YOUR BROTHER!!!? And you ended up beating him to near-death! Your own brother! You absolute savage!"
"I-I-I..." Miguel's lips trembled.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! Aw!"
Bill whispered the Words of Heaven and gains an equivalent exchange.
"There!" sneered Bill. "Stefan is alive again! Ngahahaha!"
Lord whispered some words. "Mom... Mom... M-... M-..."
Lord's eyes trembled.
Miguel's eyes stared at Lord tearily.
"And look at this welp! So angry! So jealous and ungrateful that you already have a family! No! Both of you were so ungrateful! It was so easy to manipulate events to the point of the both of you ending up fighting each other!I even used my own son's death to give Lord a horrifying backstory! Ngahahahaha!Welp! I ruined your friendship! Time for the Made in Heaven to occur! Tata!Remember! Reality's a hologram! Elon Musk was right! Science isn't real! Sell children! Bye!"
Bill warps away as the pair stare at each other.
"I'm... sorry..." Miguel whispered.
"I... hate... you..." Lord whispered.
Miguel bleeds heavily. He gets dizzier, as his right arm continues to bleed large amounts of blood, practically spraying everywhere
"Do you... m-m-mind...?" asked Miguel, as Lord slowly reaches for Miguel's arm and restores his hand.
Miguel drops to the ground right next to Lord.
"Why... did... you... make... me... do... this?" whispered Miguel.
"Because... I... wanted... a... family..." said Lord. "Wanted... a... family..."
"Already... have..."
"Then... It's... all... good..."
The pair stared at the stars, as they stayed completely motionless. The crickets chirped. The flies started crawling on their faces. They struggled to breathe as only their eyes moved.
"No... Lord...We... fucked up...Stefan..." Miguel's eyes wept tears. "He'll... kill... us... My dad... was right... I... am the Angel... of Death... I jumpstarted... this..."
"Then... We'll end it..."
"No... There's no... 'we...' in this... not... any... more..."
"Then... we... really... fucked up..."
Miguel slowly lifts his hand, showing a thumbs up.
"Oh... Fucking wow," said Lord.
"This is a middle finger in accordance to my marriage with Anne."
"Yeah? Well... NGEH!!! Nope... can't lift a finger."
"I win."
The pair chuckles.
"Don't contact me. Don't talk to me. If you even try to reason with me... You're fucking dead," said Miguel.
"I could live with that." Tears flow from Lord's eyes.
Part VI ~Fin~
สถานะพลังงานรายสัปดาห์
-- การจัดอันดับด้วยพลัง 
-- หินพลัง