34 years ago...
*BOOM*
J'Nena J'Nanu punched the pod open and dropped to the ground.
"Blue Fortress... do you copy?" she spoke in her radio on her wrist.
Silence.
"Soldiers... Do you copy?"
Silence.
Tears fall from her face.
"Did any of you survive? The King and Queen sacrificed his life for us to-... Guys!?"
Silence.
Nena began sobbing. She sobbed and sobbed, as she desperately tried to call her teammates.
"Please... be alive... please!"
She sobbed some more.
"Hey... You okay?"
Nena gasped and prepared her Steel Ball.
The man raised his hands to see that he is unarmed.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..." sighed the man.
"Tch-!" she growled.
"My name is Arthur JoJo..." said Arthur. "You can trust me. I'm a Grimm."
"I'm on a Terra in the D4C Cyclical Multiverse?" asked Nena.
"Yes," said Arthur. "In our native language, we call it 'Earth.'"
Nena tries to stand up as she topples and Arthur catches her. Her face is close to his.
"Huh..." said Arthur.
J'Nena J'Nanu grunts and faces away.
"Huh..." said Arthur. "What's your name?"
"J'Nena J'Nanu.." said Nena.
"Huh... Nice name!" smiled Arthur.
"Bring me to civilization. Now!" yelled Nena, preparing a heat vision blast.
"Okay," said Arthur. "You wanna know what I can do with a coke bottle?"
34 years later... Now...
"DORARARARARARA!!! DORA!!!" yelled Lord, blasting Crazy Diamond's fists into Kapitan Dirigma's block.
"SABORA!!!" yelled Grateful Dead, blasting his claws toward Lord. Lord gets scratched by its claws and bleeds heavily. "SABORA MORUTE!!!"
Lord's chest, arm, and feet begin to bruise and rot.
Lord spits out blood.
Do'Bumsha cycles and dropkicks Lord with his ankle, hammering him into the ground. Do'Bumsha then grabs Lord's face and scrapes his face into the windows as Lord screams in pain. The windows shatter as Lord is thrown into a building.
Do'Bumsha blasts at the building as Lord uses his super-speed to save everyone in that building. Carrying the empty building, he launches it into Do'Bumsha as Do'Bumsha slaps it away upward into space.
Lord then blasts his heat vision at Do'Bumsha over and over again, but Lord's energy begins to fade. He begins to weaken as his body begins to wither and rot.
"What's wrong, J'Obladi J'Oblada?" asked Do'Bumsha. "Or should I say, JoJo?"
Lord is revealed to still hold a piece of the large building. He restores it as the building is launched back to Earth as Lord carries it and launches it toward Bumsha.
"Celine... I'm sorry... But this is gonna take a lot of paperwork!" yelled Lord, as Bumsha is knocked away by the building.
Bumsha, annoyed, takes a deep breath and thinks.
"Why does Lord have that building as a weapon?" thought Do'Bumsha. "It's the worst possible weapon in this kind of fight... Unless... It's a distraction!"
*wzwzwzwzwzwzwzwzwzwz*
Do'Bumsha slowly turns around and sees Lord's Steel Ball spinning behind him.
"Prepare to get starstruck," said Lord. "STEEL BALL ROLLER!!!"
The Steel Ball twirls like a whirlpool toward Do'Bumsha's face as Grateful Dead slaps Lord's Steel Ball away.
"Wait... This was the distraction-!"
Do'Bumsha slowly turns to Lord.
"DORA!!!"
*POW!!!*
*CRACK!!!*
(theme begins)
Do'Bumsha's lower jaw is fractured.
"DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!!!"
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BOOM BOOM BANG BANG*
"DORA!!!"
*boom*
*SPLAT*
Do'Bumsha is healed by Lord.
Do'Bumsha sees that the building Lord had destroyed and all the destruction they caused in the city had been fixed by Lord Marvel.
"Tch-! So that's your Stand Ability!" yelled Do'Bumsha. "It fixes things!However... I... decay..."
"SABORA MORUTE!!!"
"DORA!!!"
(theme ends at 0:24)
Lord's body begins to blacken and rot as Do'Bumsha blasts him with heat vision once again.
Lord coughs blood as Do'Bumsha blasts at him over and over again.
"RAUGH!!! YOUR MOTHER TOOK HER AWAY FROM ME!!!"
"She would never do such a thing!"
"She would... and she had..."
"Prove it."
Do'Bumsha grabs Lord's face and throws him far away into a mountainous region.
Do'Bumsha blasts his fists toward Lord over and over again.
"You think you're a hero!?" asked Do'Bumsha. "You think you're a fucking celebrity!? You're nothing! You're not even a man! You're a maggot: A pathetic piece of space garbage bathing in cat shit!"
Do'Bumsha beats Lord over and over again as Lord coughs blood.
Lord shakes and couldn't even scream. He bled heavily as his blood spread all over the grass. He felt the beauty of nature. The sun was shining. Birds were chirping. He even heard the beat of a butterfly's wings.
Pink-glowing Spin energies began resonating from his body, spinning and orbiting around his body.
"Tch-!" said Do'Bumsha Do'Kalak. "What the hell is happening to you, JoJo? Stop it!"
Lord's body continues to resonate Spin.
However, Do'Bumsha hammers down Lord with two fists, as the Spin stops.
"My mother didn't kill your mother..." said Lord, shaking in pain.
Do'Bumsha Do'Kalak sighed. He stared at Lord with the little pity he has left. "The planet was under attack... Screaming... Crying... It was terrible... He attacked us..."
"Spazura?" asked Lord.
"Spazura..." nodded Do'Bumsha. "My father decided that Spazura would settle this in a civilized manner. Spazura had different plans. He wanted to destroy the Fortisites as a prophecy was told that a Fortisite with a golden heart would one day kill him. Thus... Spazura destroyed our world and slaughtered every last one of us. The remaining survivors were probably killed off by the Gromflomites by using their new weapon from their advanced technology... Fortisite Blasters. My father... Hehehe...He fought against Spazura bravely.Then my mother tried to bring us two of our remaining space pods. Guess who my mother gave it to?"
Lord sighs. "That wasn't her decision to make."
"She gave it to your mother..."
"It was kindness!"
"It was selfishness," said Do'Bumsha, angrily pointing at Lord's face. "Here I am... standing before her son."
"Why do you work for him?" asked Lord.
"Because that's how to hurt him the most! You grow close to him and when you get there you break him! That's why I came for the chalice and your mother. But looks like that her son is too weak to even fight me. You're not a hero. Do you know what you are? An idiot who has no friend... no mother... I've read your file by hacking into your Planet's firewall. I see that you're nothing... You've accomplished nothing in life except take selfies with these pathetic creatures and do stunts on camera. You don't care about them! All you care about is yourself. Because you're no different from your mother... A selfish fucking coward."
The Spin begins to resonate around him once more.
"Now, here you are beneath my feet where you have nothing else to do or say-...K-!"
Do'Bumsha sees a Steel Ball orbiting Crazy Diamond, but this time, it has small satellites around it moving. It also has tiny Steel Balls following it, about the same size as the satellites. The Steel Ball is about the size of a bowling ball, unlike the other Steel Balls which are the size of a baseball. This Steel Ball is the size of a bowling ball, and its satellites are the size of cherries.
"What!?" asked Do'Bumsha. "But... this is not the Terra where this object belongs-..."
The wrecking ball is blasted toward Do'Bumsha as half of his brain loses motor skills.
Do'Bumsha drops to the ground, with half of his body paralyzed.