บท 140: 140. Make a Gender-Neutral Strong Person Out of You...
"Name: Lei Yovanni Zeppeli II. Siren-Black-Eyes. She is a Filipino-Neapolitan and sister of my to-be wife, Anne Zeppeli.Her mother was killed in her 20's because of Salvi."
*clickity clackity clackity clack*
"Name: Yang Fugo. Goblin. He is Chinese-Italian. He is an angry fellow, isn't he? This is because he is an orphan who was experimented on by an unknown group of Stand-Users. He was tortured to the point where he was ready to gain a Stand. The trauma from the years of torturing caused him to have Intermittent Explosive Disorder, where he has sudden bursts of rage. He gained Purple Haze at 11 and killed everyone in the facility.Along him was an orphan named Celine Ai-Ghirga.
Name: Celine Ai-Ghirga. Kitsune. This fox-girl is a Japanese-Italian and was found along with Yang Fugo, who acted as her older brother. She helped kill multiple enemy Stand-Users who tortured them. The trauma caused her to gain a warplane colony Stand that represents her rage, much like Yang. She is also Jed's ex.
Name Ryle Karne. Lycan. He is a Filipino and is quite elusive. The only thing we know about him is that he wants to write Manga. And... that's it. He wields the by far most powerful ability in our group, yet he uses it for content. Hay Naku... Seriously...
Name Jonathan "Zed" Calamansi. Male Hex. He is a mixed-race Filipino man. He is an absolute troll. He is a rich boy from the Calamansi Family who went to the Philippines for an unknown reason. He has no known mother and only lives in his father's basement.
Name Lord Christopher Naga. AKA J'Obladi J'Obalda. AKA Lord Marvel. His mother died of an unknown disease and he wishes to become the greatest YouTuber in our world. He has an impressive ego despite his naivety. He is also my half-brother, born to an alien mother, J'Nena J'Nanu.
All of these people were my friends back in high school and are currently one of my closest allies.
Hay Naku... That's everybody."
Miguel sighs and drinks coffee. "I'm gonna go beat up that Eradicator fella..." Miguel stands up and walks away from his Supercomputer.
"Spin is a state of Hamon moving in perfect rotation. The spinning must equal the Golden Spiral. The energy may be destructive or constructive, depending on the way you manipulate the vibrations that come from the energy source."
Goyo spins the Steel Ball with his hands as Hamon is released from his fingertips, spinning the Steel Ball. The energies orbiting the Steel Ball moved in perfect rotation.
"Last time I did this was that I got lucky," said Lord.
"You must understand more of the human anatomy to be able to properly wield the Spin. But first..."
Goyo offers both Lord and Lei a pair of bottlecaps.
"Spin those," said Goyo. "Perfectly. I'll tell you when you're ready."
Lord and Lei spin the object for about a minute.
"Wanna go eat?" asked Lei.
"Sure!" smiled Lord.
The pair drop the bottle cap.
"What do you think you're doing?" asked Goyo, who is still in front of them.
"We'll be eating," smiled Lord.
"You haven't finished your training," said Goyo. "You eat after you spin perfectly."
"WHAT!?" asked the pair.
"Yep," said Goyo, as he stood up and walked away. The pair have "WTF" faces left on them.
That night...
Lord still kept on spinning the cork even in his sleep with his Stand.
"Best... YouTuber..." he whispered.
Lei did the same thing.
Lei slept and remembered something...
"Mom?" asked Lei, seeing her mother. "Kuya Will?" asked Lei, seeing her older brother. "It's... me!"
She tried to run to them but they were swept by a large tsunami. They began drowning in it as blood formed around the flood. The flood became made of pure blood.
"OCEANMAN!!!" yelled Lei.
Her Stand, a small bubble, appears beside her.
"Save them, Oceanman!" yelled Lei, as Oceanman allowed her to remove the water in their lungs...
But it's too late.
They aren't breathing.
"No..." she sobbed.
"If only I was there..."
"What have you done?" asked Levi.
"No..." sobbed Lei, turning to see her father. "It wasn't me..."
*GASP*
Lei yelled and gargled water as she stood from her bed. She coughed and vomited liters of water.
She gasped for air.
"Oh God..." she sobbed. "Oh, my God..." she sobbed some more.
The bottle cap is revealed to be inside her Stand, which is a bubble.
"You okay?" asked Lord, seeing Lei shivering in fear.
Lei hugged Lord.
"Oh, God... Lord... I couldn't save them..." she sobbed. "I couldn't save them... My mom and my brother!"
Lord hugged her.
"It's okay," smiled Lord. "I'm here..."
Later...
Lei drinks from a glass of water she augmented.
"You wanna tell me about it?" asked Lord.
"You know how I told you that I found my mom and brother in a pool of blood where... *sigh*... apparently they drowned in their own blood?" asked Lei.
"Oh! The one with the tsunami?" asked Lord.
"Yep," sighed Lei, as she drank from her glass.
"Well... *yawn*... My bottlecap's still being spun..." sighed Lord.
"Living creatures are said to have the Golden Rectangle, which allows them to bring forth Golden Spin," said Lei.
"What's that?" asked Lord.
"It's a state of Spin that basically allows you to become Superman," said Lei.
"I'm already Superman," laughed Lord.
"Yeah... But I'm not," said Lei. "My Uncle said that you naturally have Golden Spin. That's why you're so strong and fast."
"Why are we talking about this?" asked Lord.
"There are rumors about Golden Spin allowing Users to have miracles. Healing, resurrection, miracle-making, manipulation of luck and causality..." sighed Lei. "Maybe it could bring back the dead."
Lord laughed. "I doubt that. But I hope for it."
"Same feeling," replied Lei.
"Whoever controls fate controls everything," said Lord. "That's what makes us dangerous."
"Aliens?" asked Lei.
"Stand-Users," said Lord. "We'll keep fighting against fate no matter what happens."
"And... we'll do it together," smiled Lei.
The next day...
The two wake up and see that the bottle caps they're holding are spinning on their own.
"Whoa!" yelled Lord.
"Huh..." said Lei. "It actually worked."
Later...
Goyo crushes some basil leaves in a mortar and pestle along with some garlic, Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese, Parmesan cheese, pine nuts, chopped parsley, chopped onion, and olive oil.
Meanwhile, the chefs cooked peeled tomatoes and tomato sauce with basil, garlic, red pepper, oregano, black pepper, and salt.
The other chefs cooked olive oil, cold water, eggs, dry white wine, handmade bacon, parmesan, Neapolitan cream, and onions.
The finished dishes are Pesto, Spaghetti, and Carbonara respectively.
"Pesto Napolitano, Spaghetti Napolitano, e Carbonara Napolitano. Bon apetit," said Goyo, setting the table.
The dishes smelled of different aromas. Both the Spaghetti and Pesto smelled like lemon, licorice, and cinnamon. The Spaghetti smelled sour with a greatly fruity scent. The carbonara smelled creamy yet savory at the same time. All three dishes have an aroma of different spices with a hint of pungent fruit oil.
The pair ate with quite eager and happy expressions.
The spaghetti tasted sour and sweet. Though, it has a rather spicy tang to it. When the tomatoes touch your tongue, you feel a rather tingling sensation. The cheese, cut in circular pieces on the pasta, was creamy because of the heat, causing it to melt in your mouth.
The pesto tasted leafy and fresh with a hint of bitterness. The pesto was creamy despite it being only mostly made of basil leaves and olive oil. It tasted rather salty. It was very tasty but soft and warm enough for it to be palatable.
The carbonara was very savory despite being creamy. The warmth and the savory taste of the meat melted in your tongue. Though it was mostly cream, it had a meaty aftertaste to it. It also made Lord a bit dizzy because of some alcohol contained in the sauce.
Meanwhile, the noodles of all the dishes were very tasty and the noodles were creamy and steamy. The noodles had a nice softness to their flesh that caused the mouth to drool upon smelling and chewing them.
"You've discovered the power of Spin. Now, I will have every bone in your body crushed by every form of sadistic training I will pour into you," said Goyo, sadistically.
Lord and Lei are terrified by this.
"I'm kidding," sighed Goyo, eating some Pesto. "Be livelier, you jackasses. It's not like we're having you spin Steel Balls yet."
"Sir," said Motorhead, emerging from Lord's shoulder. "I believe this is what you humans call a training montage."
Goyo puts a Golden Spin-Destabilizer around Lord's neck, as he loses all of his powers.
"This is a device that not even the Reaper knows of. It destabilizes Spin. Don't ever tell him," said Goyo.
Music starts to play...
"Oh, Goddamnit," said Lei. "We're in a musical."
"Let's get down to businessTo control... the Spin..."
"But I don't think we're ready..." sang Lord.
"Oh, Goddamnit, Lord. Please don't sing with him," said Lei, facepalming.
"Do you even want to win?You're the saddest pair I ever metBut you can bet before we're throughI'll make a gender-neutral-strong person out of you...."
Goyo spins bowling balls that orbit around him.
"Spin these bowling balls...I'll throw at you..."
"This is pretty hazardous...It's more than I could chew!" sang Lord.
"You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lotAnd you haven't got a clueSomehow I'll make a gender-neutral-strong person out of you!!!"
Lord and Lei now spin a bowling ball around their hands using the Spin.
Lord and Lei are spun in some sort of orbiting conveyer belt and are spun into the sky.
Lord and Lei's bones are broken to pieces by the spinning bowling balls.
Lord and Lei are beaten by an alien bear they have to fight with a pair of bowling balls.
"Holy shit this is worse than death," sang Lord, being mauled by an alien bear.
"I'm losing hope in humanity," sang Lei, whose bones are broken by the bowling balls.
"I wish I could eat now since I'm out of breath," said Lord.
"You're on a diet," said Lei.
Lord sighs to the rhythm.
"I've DORA this bear to FUCKING DEATH!!!" yelled Lord, eating the alien bear.
"I wanna bring back my mommy," sang Lei.
"I think the bear was pregnant, holy shit..." sang Lord.
*Be a man*
"You must be swift as a coursing river-..."
Lord and Lei are beaten by Goyo to near death.
"OH DEAR GOD!!!" sobbed Lord.
*Be a man*
Lord and Lei nearly fall while on a bridge trying to use Spin to balance themselves. Wait... no... Lord fell... Oh, right. They're above a volcano.
"AAAH!!!" yelled Lord.
"-with all the force of a great typhoon-..."
*Be a man*
Lord and Lei are shot by Goyo over and over again.
"Oops..."
"-with all the strength of a raging fire-..."
Lord is bitten by Goyo's dog in the ass because he got hungry and try to steal its bone.
"GAH!!! BAD DOG!!! BAD DOG!!!"
"Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!"
Meanwhile...
"Why the hell are we singing?" sang Zed.
"I have no idea..." sang Yang, Van, and Ryle.
"What kinda spell did you do... this time... dumbass?" asked Celine.
"I think I used a song spell... that affected... the whole world..." sang Zed.
"Well try to fix it... Or you're FIYAD!!!!" sang Celine.
"That didn't rhyme," said Zed.
"You didn't sing," sang Celine.
Back to the training montage...
*Be a man*
"You must be swift as a coursing river-..."
Lord and Lei defeat Goyo in a rematch by spinning into his face.
"OH DEAR GOD!!!" sobbed Lord.
*Be a man*
Lord and Lei use Spin to cling their fingertips at the bottom of the bridge above the volcano's lave.
"-with all the force of a great typhoon-..."
*Be a man*
Lord and Lei orbit their bowling balls around themselves to block Goyo's bullets.
"-with all the strength of a raging fire-..."
Lord befriends the dog and named him Floofy.
"Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!"
(Song by Matthew Wilder / David Joel Zippel from Disney's Mulan)
Lord and Lei, now masters of Spin, orbit their Steel Balls around like they're nothing.
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