บท 135: 135. Diamond is Breakable Chapter I: Lord Marvel, O...
*thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud*
A giant robot that looks like a giant muscular power ranger runs away from apparent danger.
"Commence Action 321123468212333888855574638492536..." muttered the giant robot.
He blasts at what's behind him, but someone shot a steel ball back, destroying his laser blast and crushing his left arm. He growls in pain.
"Motorhead!!!" yelled a man in a deep booming voice. "Come back here! Now!"
Motorhead pants in fear as more Steel Balls are shot toward him.
He runs into some trees and sees the ocean.
He immediately jumps into the ocean and hides away.
"MOTORHEAD!!!" yelled the voice. "I WILL FIND YOU, MOTORHEAD!!! FOR LORD SPAZURA!!!"
Meanwhile,,,
"And... yeah... That's pretty much it," said Miguel JoJo, crossing his legs out of exhaustion as he leans his head on his hand. "Turns out, Lord... You're my brother. Or... more like my half-brother."
"Wh-..." said Lord. "I don't know... what to say..."
"The DNA results show that we have the same father, Arthur JoJo... Hay Naku..." said Miguel. "Cheating on mom with another lady... Honestly...Well... Not gonna lie, I am not surprised.You will be taking a third of the JoJo fortune unless of course, there are complications and we meet another brother... or sister. Like that's ever gonna happen! Eh?And that's more paperwork for me... Haha! God..."
Miguel reveals Star Platinum, and Lord reveals Crazy Diamond.
"So, Lord..." sighed Miguel, as he brought out his hand to shake. "We have a deal?"
"Sure!" smiled Lord, as he shook Miguel's hand and goes on to hug him. "Thanks, Kuya!"
Miguel sighs. "Hay Naku... Don't call me that.Welp..."
Miguel lets go. "I'm gonna go back to Josuke's Universe... I heard that we have a lead on Kira."
"Bruthas forever?" Lord offers a brofist.
Miguel's expression hardens. "Tch-..."
Miguel teleports away as Lord, still on his chair, bows his head. "Hm..."
Lord finishes his job in Weeb Town and is brought back to the front of his apartment with a portal. He opens his door and enters his apartment, which seems rather small. It has a bed, a lamp, a fridge, a microwave, a toilet, and a bathtub. The room is a square that is 10 meters long and 5 meters thin.
He takes out some microwaveable macaroni and cheese, which was in a packet, and cooks it in the microwave. Afterward, Lord brings out the meal and eats it from the plastic plate on his bed. He finishes, puts the plate on the ground, and lies in his bed.
Lord slowly brings out a picture from underneath his bed and stares at it. "I promise that I'd be the best, mom..." he whispered. It's a picture of him and his mother, Tomoko Naga. Tomoko leans to his face and hugs him lovingly. Lord is a toddler in this photo, happily smiling in the camera.
Lord breathes heavily and stands up. He jogs on one spot and stretches as he sits on his chair.
"Hello, everyone," said Lord. "This is Lord Naga, back again with another video!"
1 day later...
Lord comes home from work, tired. He ate another instant macaroni and cheese and proceeded to check his YouTube account once more.
"1 View..."
"One view? Aw... YEAH!!!" cheered Lord, as he held his arms up akimbo. Excited, he immediately checks the comment section.
"Loser."
Lord slams his face on the keyboard as the text "vyduekegkwfvkfgywebawkvahfvawfmgywekfbafvjafvaykwefkayfkwfyak" appears on YouTube's search bar on his screen.
"Great..." sighed Lord. "Just great..."
Lord stands up and sits on his bed. Crazy Diamond, his Stand, appears behind him. "Hey, Crazy Diamond," he said. "I'm fine... I'm not sad or anything... But I gotta say, I will be the best YouTuber there... I promised my mom... I promised to help her, y'know... with money... Promised to be the Best YouTuber... Before she... Hm... I wish... There was a way to bring her back."
*zig*
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Lord looks outside his apartment. No one is there. The street is empty and it's a rather peaceful night. Lord sighs in relief and walked back inside.
*CRASH*
*shing shing*
Lord is grabbed by a giant hand and is pulled out by the giant black robot from earlier.
"Obladi Oblada of Ti... son of Nena Nanu of Ti. One of the last of the Interdimensional Republic race of Fortisites," said Motorhead, meeting Lord.
Lord screams in a high-pitched sound as Motorhead leans toward his face.
"I am Motorhead, the last of the Robot Slaves of the Great 4th World Planet of Fortis, a colony of Olympus."
Lord continues to scream.
"Obladi Oblada of Ti, what is wrong?" asked Motorhead.
"YOU'RE A GIANT FUCKING ALIEN ROBOT!!!" shouted Lord.
"Yes I am," said Motorhead. "And I've been sent by the rebellion to destroy the Interdimensional Empire of Spazura, known as the Streykat Empire."
Lord is still screaming.
"Stop screaming, Master Obladi Oblada," said Motorhead. "It is what I believe you biological organisms call, 'annoying.'"
"And I believe you are what biological organisms call, 'WHAT THE FUCK!?'" asked Lord.
Lord ends up woging into a Western Dragon and blasts flames into Motorhead's face.
"Interesting... A Human-Lizard Hybrid... A Cryptid, or Wesen in the original European language. Known to be experiments of the Fortisite Empire, splicing human and animal genes. You are a hybrid of about 3,000 different species, and the species stand as a dominant gene in the blood of the Cryptid. Entering... Grimm Diaries: Online in the Dark Web. Mmm... Yes."
Meanwhile, Kariel JoJo is shown to be playing Y8 games about Queen Elsa.
Suddenly, the screen said, "Someone is downloading encrypted files!!!"
"Oh, dear God," said Kariel. He calls Miguel through the microphone on the desktop. "Uh... Kuya."
"It's okay! I'm a good person!" said the screen.
"Oh, never mind, Kuya! He's a good person, he said!"
"Wait... Kariel... What are you-?"
*click beep*
Kariel continues to clean Elsa's dirty nails in the game.
Meanwhile...
Suddenly, Motorhead shrunk into 2 millimeters and landed on Lord's shoulder.
Lord still screams.
*ts*
"GAH!!!" yelled Lord. "What did you do to me!?"
"I made you a god," said Motorhead, as Lord knelt on the ground and trembled. "Soon, your genetics that was locked and disabled by your mother 34 years ago will once again reignite and make you into what you were always supposed to be... A Superman. A Captain America. A Son Goku. You, Obladi Oblada, shall become the finest warrior in the world."
Suddenly, Lord began to levitate.
He looks upward.
*zzzt*
Heat Vision blasts out from his eyes and into the sky.
"OH MY GOD!!!" yelled Lord, woging back. "What did you do to me!?"
"I made you your true self," said Motorhead.
"I'm not Obladi Oblada," he trembled. "I'm Lord!"
"Everyone will marvel at your grandeur... Your power... Your greatness in bringing salvation to Earth and the Interdimensional Empire of the Streykats. You, whom I shall dub Lord Marvel, are one of the last Fortisites, and are our only hope."
"OH MY GOD!!!" yelled Lord in pain, still sobbing and trembling. He urinates his pants. "Oh, God..."
People from their apartments see Lord floating and decide to video him.
"No! Stop this!" yelled Lord. He starts sobbing.
"Wait... Superheroes? YouTubers? Wait... This could just work!" said Lord to himself. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I WILL BE THE GREATEST YOUTUBER IN THE WORLD!!! I SHALL MAKE MY MOTHER PROUD!!!"
"Yes!" smiled Motorhead, as Lord continued to pee in front of everyone while floating midair.
"HEY!!!" yelled the cops. "NO URINATION IN PUBLIC PLACES!!!"
"Oh, God..." said Lord.
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