"HAHAHAHA!!! Come on, Anne!" laughed a 14-year-old boy. "Come on! I'm the guy you came to prom with! What the hell, girl?"
He forces himself to try and kiss her, who is 14-years-old.
"HEY!!!" yelled a 12-year-old Miguel.
"The elementary kid you always hang out with?" he asked. "What's your name? Miggy? Because you're so fat!?"
The other boys with him laughed at Miguel.
"STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!!!"
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!"
"WHOA!!!"
*KICK*
*SPLAT*
"Damn... You're fast, kid! Punched me and I didn't even see it!" laughed the leader.
They started kicking him over and over again as Miguel sobbed on the ground.
They leave as Miguel just laid there on the ground, beaten and battered.
Anne quickly ran to Miguel and tried to keep him awake.
He rests his head on her lap.
"You want to leave this world, huh?" asked Anne, as Miguel rested his head on her lap. He looked up at the stars and ignored her, while she looked down into his eyes.
The two are on the roof of a hotel. Everyone downstairs is still chanting Miguel's name, laughing at him.
"I'm a dreamer, Anne," said Miguel. "I want to leave this world. Sometimes, I don't feel like myself."
"You hate prom, huh, Miggy?"
"Yeah. You?"
"So much..."
The two laugh softly.
"I wish..." said Miguel, with eyes twinkling. "...I could stop time... and this could be something I could enjoy...Forever..."
"I'll always be here for you when you need me," she smiled sweetly.
"You're the closest thing I have to a sister, Anne," he replied softly.
It was storming.
The rain was harsh.
It smelled like wet soil and leaves.
Thunder and lightning crackled in the sky.
A young Anne Zeppeli struggles to try and take a kite that was placed on the tree.
"Daddy says that if you don't get that kite, you won't be able to go home!" laughed her younger sister, Lei Zeppeli II.
She tries to grab the kite, still struggling to take it.
"AAAAH!!!" she yelled. "COME ON!!! COME ON!!! WHOA!!!"
"STAR PLATINUM!!!"
From a young boy, a purple humanoid Stand with black long hair emerged from his body and tried to grab the girl.
He failed.
Her head bashed in the rocks below as she floated down the river, bleeding.
"ANNE!!!" sobbed Lei, her younger sister.
A young boy wearing a black hoodie struggles to run after her.
This boy is Miguel JoJo.
"Okay! Oh, Geez..." he trembled. "I wasn't fast enough. Stupid. You're stupid, Miguel. Your mother was right. You are a failure. No wonder she wants Kariel to grow up better than you are. Because you're awful, Miguel. You're just so awful.SHUT UP!!!RAUGH!!! STAR PLATINUM!!!"
Star Platinum emerged from his body and grabs her from the river.
He brings her to the land. He listens to her heartbeat.
It's still beating.
He begins doing CPR and pumping her chest and breathing into her lungs.
She coughs out water, gasping for breath.
"Did you get the kite?" she asked.
"Oh! Uh..." he said, as he brings the kite out of his jacket. "Here!" he smiled.
4 years later...
"Good morning, students of Saint Lorenzo Ruiz! Welcome to your first day of high school! Welcome to high school."
The kid who was with Anne, now a 16-year-old, bumps into Miguel's shoulder. Miguel, a fat kid, drops his things and tries to feebly take his stuff back in his suitcase.
The kid slaps his stuff down again, and Miguel just silently tries to take his stuff back.
"The name's Tyrone, Miggy boy," he smiled. "You're the fat kid from elementary, right? Who keeps bashing his head in the wall. English speaker?"
Note: Most of the people except the ones from Weeb Town speak Tagalog. You'll get it later. REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Before...
"Never use your Stand to harm non-Stand-Users again, Miguel," said Arthur. "Now... look at this cool new Super Mario game I bought. Can you believe that they've been making a 3D version of the original game!?"
Miguel smiles. "That's pretty cool, Dad! Oh! Dad! Wanna watch Adventure Time with me?"
"That show isn't real, Miguel," said Arthur. "Always acknowledge that. What matters isn't this dumb kid's show. What matters is that you're destined for greatness, Miguel! You're a JoJo! A Grimm, Miguel! Just remember that you're meant to help people!"
Now...
"I don't want any trouble," said Miguel, as he stands up and walks away.
The kid laughs at him.
"There was a booger in his nose," laughed the kid, now talking to his group of friends.
Star Platinum begins to emerge from his body. His eyes go black as his wings tick... He had woged into his true form, an Aswang.
"Wrry..." he whispers.
He breathes in, and out.
Star Platinum retracts and reenters his body.
He clenches his fists, urging to kill that kid.
Tyrone, the kid, laughs with his other friends.
Miguel then walks away and bumps into a beautiful girl from his grade. Jessica Polnareff.
"Oh!" he blushed. "Jessica! Hey-!"
Jessica ignores him and walks away.
"Creep," she whispered to her friends. "He wouldn't stop messaging me since prom. Hahaha!"
Miguel's smile disappears and frowns.
People around him whisper as he just bowed his head and walked away.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed another kid, kicking Stephen Rivers in the gut.
"Look, man! I swear! I do have a Nintendo Switch!" he yelled.
"LIAR!!!" laughed the kid.
"Who is this guy?" asked another.
"Some kid who did a cringey anime confession last year in his 7th Grade."
"HAHAHAHA!!! Jimmin Stephen?"
"Jimmin is not a Japanese name!" cursed Stephen, as he covered his face and ran away, crying.
"Hey!" yelled Miguel, as he walked up to the normies.
*DUN... DUN... DUN!!!!*
"I-... U-Uh..." said Miguel.
"Duh... Dee! Dur... Dub!!! Wuh... AHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed the kid, speaking in Tagalog. "English-Speaker!"
They laugh at Miguel and walk away.
"Thanks, man," said Stephen. "I think."
Miguel turns his back from Stephen and walks away.
"Yo!" yelled Jedan, grabbing Miguel by the shoulder. "Waddup, nerd."
"Hey, Jed," Miguel smiled softly.
"Yo! Stephen! Hahahaha! Nice nose," laughed Jed.
Miguel punches Jedan in the shoulder.
"You used to laugh at him, too!" yelled Jedan.
"Kinda promised not to," Miguel replied.
"Fine! Geez! We'll back off," said Jedan. "Come on, Miguel! Zed's waiting in the corner."
At the end of the long school hallway, there was a corner right next to the stairway where Weeb Town stayed.
John "Zed" Calamansi, Ryle Karne, Lei Zeppeli II, Celine Ai-Ghirga, Lord Naga, Van Hol Horse, and Yang Fugo all stayed in that corner.
"Goddamn it!" yelled Zed. "I told you to put rice in the God Bottle!"
"What the hell are you idiots doing this time?" asked Lei. She brushes her hair while asking.
"We're making a God Bottle," smiled Lord.
"A what!?" asked Lei.
"God Bottle!" yelled Van. "It's like a bottle designed for infinite Bottle-Flipping! It's perfectly made for just about anything related to Bottle-Flipping."
Miguel segues in. "So... it's a bottle that flips upward no matter what?" he asked politely.
"YES!!!" yelled the boys of Weeb Town.
"It's like a pole with a magnet at the bottom," smiled Yang.
"Cool!" smiled Jedan.
"It's a cheating mechanism," said Miguel.
"Ex-fucking-sactly!" smiled Zed. "Now!"
Zed flips the bottle as it lands on its foot.
"OH!!!" yelled everyone.
"Holy... shit," said Miguel, with eyes widened. "I wanna try."
"Me, too!" smiled Lei.
"Ooh! I wanna try!" laughed Celine.
Everyone takes a turn on flipping that bottle.
"Hahahaha!!!" laughed Zed.
Zed flips it one more time, and this time, it stuck to his face.
"Whoa!" yelled Zed.
"What did.... you... do!?" asked Lei, angrily clenching her teeth.
Lord's eyes widen. "It's cursed!"
"Shush!" yelled Miguel. "Wait... We'll figure this out."
"Figure what out!? We created a Stand-User in school! Our parents will kill us!" yelled Lei.
"What did you do!?" asked Miguel.
"I kinda... put some of the Stand Arrow bacteria in the bottle last night," said Zed.
"What!?" asked Miguel. "But that bottle isn't alive!Wait... Didn't you say that you put rice in the thing?"
Everyone facepalms.
"Zed... you dumbass," said Jedan. "You made rice a fucking Stand-User."
"What?" asked Zed. "Do we destroy it!?"
"No," said Yang. "Destroying it would cause it to develop another Stand Ability."
"So!?" asked Lei. "What the hell do we do!?"
"I could send Aerosmith-..." Celine said.
"No," said Miguel. "You can only reach 50 meters away. Someone might find it and mess with it. They might abuse their power. We have to be smart about this."
"It's five minutes to flag ceremony," said Zed. "Somebody go think of something and think of it fast."
"I know!" yelled Jedan, revealing, Hierophant Green. "My Stand! A thousand-meter range? Hello!?"
"I'm surprised we wasted a minute for you to think of that," said Yang.
"Hey! You didn't say anything," said Jedan.
"I wanted to see how far you'd go," said Yang. "Go find a place where you can bury it."
"Come on, Jed!" yelled Miguel. "Weeb Town's Bizarre Adventure!"
Hierophant Green, a green humanoid Stand, emerges from his body. It has a squishy and liquid body as it grabs the bottle and crawls away down the walls of the school to find a place to bury it.
*POP*
"Oh... no..." said Jedan. He sees a normie squeezing a bottle then unscrewing the bottlecap, allowing it to pop and be shot out like a Champagne bottle cap.
The normie sees the floating bottle, panics, and shoots the floating bottle.
Note: 'Weebs' are what they call geeks and nerds. 'Normies' are what they call jocks and bullies.
"Guys... we have a problem," said Jedan.
This normie is the same normie who bullied Stephen.
The bottle that Hierophant is holding is aggravated and begins to squeeze itself as well.
"What?" asked Yang.
They all look outside and see that the bottle is preparing a bottle cap bullet.
"NO!!!" yelled everyone.
*POP*
*SPLAT*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" yelled the normie, as his eye explodes on impact with the bottlecap. "HELP!!! HELP!!!"
The kids around him run away in fear.
"AEROSMITH!!!" yelled Celine, as Aerosmith blasts bullets at the God Bottle.
*RATATATATATATATA*
Aerosmith shot at the bottle but ends up putting holes in Jedan as well.
"WATCH OUT, CELINE!!!" yelled Jedan.
"I'm sorry, Jedan!" yelled Celine. "Never thought I'd accidentally shoot my boyfriend one day."
"God!" yelled Jedan, as his hand has bullet holes, which he regenerates. "Damn it, woman!"
Miguel jumps out of the window.
"Miguel!" yelled everyone.
Anne, who was being courted by a normie boy, sees Miguel jump down from a higher floor.
He lands on the roof as Star Platinum emerges.
"ORA!!!"
Zed follows after. "HAHAHAHA!!! OH YEAH!!!"
Van prepares his sniper Stand, Shell Shocked, and prepared to shoot down the bottle.
Zed tries to wish for a portal, but the bottle shot at him. Zed summons his armor Stand to block the attack.
Miguel's Star Platinum catches the god bottle's bullets.
*squeeze*
*POP... POP... POP...*
Anne sighs.
"What have you guys done now?" asked Anne, peaking out the window.
Zed blasts energy blasts at the god bottle as the god bottle retaliates with a flurry of bottle cap bullets.
"EMERALD SPLASH!!!"
Jedan blasts a rain of Emeralds at the God Bottle.
The God Bottle flips toward him and shoots Jedan in the chest.
*cough*
Jedan backs away as the God Bottle lands on its foot on the ground.
*POP... POP... POP...*
It blasts bullets in the sky that curve toward each of them.
*BANG*
*SPLAT*
The bottle explodes as the Stand... is destroyed.
Van sighs in relief, holding his sniper as smoke is released in the air from its mouth. "Bullseye."
Later...
*SLAM*
"What the hell have I told you, kids, with these skirmishes and your Stands!?"
"No Stands in school premises," said the kids to their mentor, Levi Zeppeli.
"Who creates the God Bottle? Hm?" asked Levi, growling. "Which one of you did this!?"
Zed sighs. "I did, sir."
Levi sighs. "I'll be calling your parents, Zed."
"Parent, actually," said Zed. "I don't have a mother."
Levi leans towards Zed's face. "I don't fucking care, you little shit."
Levi squints his eyes.
"You," Levi turns to Miguel. "You're the kid who canoodles my daughter, right?"
Miguel nods in hesitation.
Levi sneers.
"You're Arthur's kid," he smiled. "You're way of your league," he laughed.
"Right!?" smiled Jedan.
Miguel punches Jedan's shoulder.
"Ow!"
Levi squints his eyes at Lord. "And you're the boy who is canoodling my other daughter."
"Heck yeah, I am!" smiled Lord.
"Lei?" asked Levi.
"Yes, Daddy?" asked Lei, smiling sweetly.
"I like this one," smiled Levi. "This one? Good choice. He isn't fat like that one," said Levi, pointing at Miguel.
"WHAT!?" asked everyone.
"What?" asked Levi.
"Sir... I'm 100 kilograms," said Lord, who is also rather large for his height.
"I don't see it, stud," said Levi, patting Lord's cheek. "Anyway... You kids lost your Stand-Using privileges for a month."
"WHAT!?" asked everyone.
"Dismissed," said Levi, as everyone walked out of the Principal's Office.
God Bottle
Evolved Rice
Love GameAbilities:>Equilibrium Defiance=The God Bottle stays upright no matter what.>Bottle Cap Bullets=After witnessing a normie squeezing a bottle and popping the bottle cap like a bullet, the rice copies this attack and starts to aggressively attack people who attack the "floating bottle."Power: 0Speed: 0Range: 0Durability: DPrecision: UPotential: Z
Meanwhile... The bacteria on the ground slowly multiply.
A rat emerges from the shadows, eats the rice from earlier, and runs back into the sewage...