บท 102: 102. W-H-A-T ~Anti-Climactic Endings Be Like~
A portal opens as Miguel flopped onto the ground. His Star Platinum had already retracted.
*GASP*
Anne sobbed and hugged Miguel. So did Kariel.
All of the Crusaders and the Jazz Fusion entered the hug (except, of course, for Kira). All of them are in the middle of a street that wasn't destroyed in the battle.
"Jesus Christ..." said Miguel. "I could've died...I can't catch a break, can I?"
"NO!!!" yelled Jobin.
The remaining buildings in the city begin to slowly bend in a stage way.
"Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?" asked Anne.
"Anne..." said Miguel, sighing.
"No, this time I'm serious."
The team becomes completely immobile, as some sort of Stand manipulates their body heat and controls them like puppets.
The entire city of New York began to melt.
"I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A GOD!!! YOU'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO DIE!!! THE MONSTER EMPEROR WAS SUPPOSED TO BECOME RULER OF ALL TWO WORLDS AND I'D ASSASSINATE HIM AND BECOME THE TRUE RULER!!!" howled Jobin, appearing in front of them as he approached them. "WHY DID NONE OF YOU BECOME CHOSEN BY THE ARK OF THE COVENANT!?"
A large dumbbell falls on top of Jobin from the building he melted.
*SPLAT*
Jobin is killed.
The attack disappeared and the temperature went back to normal.
"Welp... That's taken care of," said Gumball.
"Not so fast..."
*step step step step*
Gio Brando stood before them.
"Hello, Josuke."
"Monster Emperor," said Josuke, angrily.
"I'm surprised that after all that I've done to try and use your Stands for equivalent exchange, none of you became fused with me."
"Fused with you?" asked Gumball.
"That was always the plan! First, I manipulated luck for the Crusaders and the Cartoon Characters to all appear in my Universe and manipulate luck for each of you to go through the greatest hardships. I was the one who made sure that Kira would somehow gain her Stand, Killer Queen II. I was the one who took the Macaroni Bracelet and placed it on the Goddamned table, causing the Eradicator to be created by Miguel. When neither of those plans worked, I just decided to kidnap you and force the Ark of the Covenant to create an equivalent exchange so that I'd absorb your Stands and gain Heaven to become the true Monster Emperor, killing all of you. Sadly, for some reason, I gained NOTHING from all of that! Nothing! I did everything to become Emperor, and HERE I AM!!! I've lost all of my men and women and HERE I AM!!! I AM FORCED TO BECOME EMBARRASSED!!! I WANNA BE EMPEROR, MIGUEL!!! I WAS ALWAYS THERE!!! I WAS DESTINED TO FIGHT YOU-!!!"
*SPLAT*
The Stand managed to punch a hole in Gio Brando.
Beyonce appeared and used her Stand, a beautiful blue Stand with a feminine face. The Stand wore a black leotard.
Cassandra Beyonce wore a fur coat and a red dress with red high heels and sunglasses. She wore soft makeup and she had blonde hair. She is African-American. She has thick puckered lips with a curvy body. She has a large bust. She walked in a flirtatious manner. She spoke in a British voice.
"WHAT THE WHAT IS HAPPENING!?" asked Gumball, in annoyed confusion. "IS THAT THE LADY WHO GAVE ME THAT STUPID CURSE!!!?"
"Things..." said Miguel. "Things are happening. *cough*..."
"Hello... Rude of me to not introduce myself. I am Cassandra Beyonce. This is my Stand, Single Lady. Ability? Infinite Precision. Good day."
Cassandra turns around and walked away as she used her Stand to drag Gio Brando's and Jobin's bodies.
"Wait... Why'd you help us?" asked Josuke.
"Help you? I'm here only for my own purpose. I'm having Princess Bubblegum experiment on their bodies."
"For what reason?" asked Miguel.
"Classified," said Beyonce.
"I did not authorize this!" yelled Miguel.
"You needn't to. We're practically above you," said Beyonce. "Consider me as an international tourist who is working with Bubblegum."
"Wh-?!" asked Miguel. "Are you an enemy?! Hey!"
"Just stay out of my way," she said. "And we'll be quite fine."
A rectangular door-like portal opens as she enters. It closes and she disappears.
"Looks like I'll be having a call with Princess Bubblegum. Right... I never have breaks, do I?" asked Miguel. "'Cassandra Beyonce...'" he whispered the name. He takes out the old note from way back in Part III. "C.B."
Miguel's eyes widen and his eyes squint. "It can't be..."
"You're about to...?" smiled Anne.
"Ah... right... the wedding's next week," said Miguel. "Welp... Let's do this. Oh, and Josuke or Ghost Jedan... If any of you would be kind enough to-..."
"Oh! Right!" smiled Josuke, as he healed Miguel.
"You owe me 20 pesos," said Ghost Jedan.
"And this is why I never went to you for therapy," sighed Miguel.
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