บท 4: A Weird Dream
When the man awoke, I was able to keep him from panicking. After he had clothed himself and covered the girl with clothing, he started asking me questions.
I told him that I had wandered into the clearing and found him as he was. When he asked me why I had on his clothes, I told him that I had been robbed by bandits of everything, including my clothes, and was able to just barely run away with my life. I said I had spent a few days in the nude.
Luckily, he believed me, I think. He wouldn't really look me in the eye and seemed coy. I also caught him rubbing his ass when he thought I wasn't looking.
When I asked him what he remembered, he stared at me, blushed and looked away.
"Just a weird dream." he said.
Eventually the girl woke up too. Turns out they were a married couple. The man was a forester, and the couple had a house deeper in the forest. They had gone to the town to get food and supplies, which luckily included clothes.
"Sir," the forester's wife started, "please join us for dinner. If it weren't for you, we may have been attacked by animals or even monsters."
Since she had woken up, she also hadn't been able to look me in the eye. In fact, she even seemed restless, her legs constantly rubbing against each other.
"Yes, it's the least we can do." The forester said.
"Sure, I'd be happy to." I said and reached out my hand to him. "The name's John."
He shook my hand and gave me his name but honestly, I couldn't really hear it because he looked away and mumbled. Also, my name's not actually John, but I didn't know what my name was, so John Doe I am.
After the couple gathered all their strewn about belongings, which included an axe I hadn't seen, we set off for their home. As we travelled through the forest, the couple were walking quietly together. I didn't know if this was normal or not, but I kept to myself behind them, thinking of our sexual escapades.
Suddenly I heard rustling. I turned towards the sound and saw a boar thirty feet to the left. From my view, the boar looked big. The boar looked at me and prepared to charge.
"Boar!" I yelled.
The boar charged towards me, its head down, tusks ready to skewer. Right before the boar rammed into me, I jumped out of the way, toward the couple. The boar ran past as I got up.
I turned towards the forester who was still in shock and grabbed the axe from his hand. I turned to face the boar and saw that it had stopped several feet away, still facing away.
The boar was massive. It was at least half my height and thick as hell. I have no idea how it was able to move so fast with its size.
I launched towards it. The boar turned to face me, but I was too fast for it. I reached it and chopped down with the axe right onto its head. The axe dug deep into the head, breaking through its skull to reach the brain, and the boar collapsed, squealing as it went.
Breathing heavily, I stood there, staring at the large carcass. I jumped when the couple reached me.
"Did you kill it?" the forester's wife asked.
I nodded in response. I don't know what life I lived before, but I don't think I'd ever had such a life-or-death situation.
"What do you want to do with it" the forester asked.
"Uh… can we eat it?"
They just stared at the massive beast.
"We can try."
I watched as the forester and his wife tried to butcher and skin the massive animal. The boar, however, was too heavy for them to move. I went to help and surprisingly was able to move it, with a lot of effort mind you.
The thing probably weighed five-hundred pounds. I need to invest more in strength. The three of us removed the organs and tied the beast up to drain it of blood. I hoped the branch didn't break.
"How long until we reach your home?"
"Its just another two or so hours." The forester replied.
After the boar had been drained, I carried the boar on my shoulders, and we resumed the trip. The boar was heavy on my shoulders, but manageable without the weight of the organs and blood. Thanks to my Lickable Clean passive, I didn't have blood all over my body. The blood just fell right off.
Passive Skill: Lickable Clean
Effect: Caster's body is always clean. Neither disease nor filth will enter or stain the caster's body.
The blood did stain my clothes, however. Also, I never received a notification for killing the boar. I guess I only get EP from sex.
We had no other issues as we reached their home. It was a small wooden house with a small shed that held a donkey and a wagon. There was a small sprouting vegetable garden as well.
I dropped the carcass; it made a loud thud causing the donkey to take fright. Oops. The forester's wife went to calm the donkey and the forester went to prepare things to butcher the boar.
I asked where the nearest stream was, mostly so I could wash my clothes. They pointed into another part of the forest, and off I went. The stream was close.
When I reached the stream, I rolled my pants up past my knees and took off my shirt. Luckily the water was only as deep as my knees, and it felt nice. I bent down and started scrubbing at the shirt, trying to remove the blood.
The result was a shirt with light blood stains but otherwise passable. Not much else I can do anyway. I left the stream and headed back towards the forester's home.
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