บท 1: I Married the Demon King : ARC I - New Beginnings | Ch.0

Can you imagine crying at your own wedding, except it's not tears of joy, but rather pure devastation? I'm standing here with tears streaming down my eyes looking at these imbeciles clap their hands and congratulate me for my marriage. Why would I be crying on my wedding day? Because this is not the wedding I had ever anticipated. In fact, it's the last thing I would have ever wanted in my entire life and all of my reincarnations to come.

Originally, I had planned to marry a beautiful girl with the biggest juices and spend the rest of my life living in sweet harmony together. But instead, I got the complete opposite. No, the absolute worst!

To my great displeasure, I ended up with a husband instead who just so happened to be the Demon Lord. Hurray! And me? I am his devastated, dejected wife. But how can this be any worse you might wonder? I'm not even a woman! I have a penis. I don't recall having boobs or a vagina, Mr. Demon King surely doesn't care about any of that now does he. It's clear Mr. Demon King is fully aware of my gender, yet he still decides to wed me. Why? Just why? Why was that even an option in his mind?!

Because he's a homo? Probably. Regardless, nothing is going up my rear end.

How did I end up like this? It's all because of some stupid gem I just had to get my hands on. Which by the way, I deeply regret. It's a gem called the Heaven's Aphrodisiac. What this gem does is makes you the most desirable person on earth. Everyone would be fighting and scheming for your affection. Doesn't that sound nice for someone who is ignored by the female populace? And me?Well, I just had to have it. Imagine all the women coming to me just begging for my attention. Gosh I wouldn't even know which to choose from. Call me shameless if you'd like. The mere thought of it just brings me pure ecstasy.

And so, I attempted to steal this gem as it was located at non-other than the Demon Kingdom locked away in their precious vault of priceless valuables. I honestly thought my magnificent plan that I had carefully crafted for months was non-penetrable and was going to succeed.

However, right at the moment when I had infiltrated the kingdom, managed to get to the vault safely, and actually held the gem in my hands.... everything went to shit. There were tons of guards out of nowhere who completely surrounded me and were pointing their spheres. Yes spheres. It was at that moment I knew I was in deep trouble.

Jump over to me being kneeled on the floor begging for mercy as I kneeled before His majesty. I looked extremely pathetic. It's embarrassing to think about it, honestly, I really don't even want to recount the story. Moving on I was sentenced to death for treason, and I was to be beheaded on the spot. But much to my unprecedented luck, the Demon King took mercy on me and gave me two options: Become his wife or have my head chopped off.

And so that brings me to the present, crying while accepting the grandeur wedding gifts given from my new founded people that I now rule over alongside with the Demon King. Things are about to get hectic for me. For better or worse, I assume.

I am Asahi Innouji, and I married the Demon King!

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Posted: 08/31/21

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