(A/N: Recommend re-reading starting from Chapter 99 to get back into the flow!)
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"You're bluffing," Loimos (Pestilence) squawks, eyes darting wildly between me in my peach-boxers glory and the glowing sword hanging like a death sentence above his head, as if he can't decide which he should be more afraid of.
The answer is definitely me.
My face tattoos writhe in time with my quiet rage as I remember before our dungeon run when this slimy maggot called Kara a bitch.
I twitch my fingers, and the sword drops another meter closer to the Horsemen's oblivion.
"Silence, Loimos, you plague-ridden fool," Thanatos (Death) snaps, and Loimos flinches.
Polemos (War) sneers at his weak-willed teammate, then at me. "You don't have the stomach to be a Red Player, Erebus" he scoffs. "Probably would interfere with all your dumbass schemes."
I AM SO SORRY EVERYONE.
Apparently, there is such a thing as TOO MUCH CHAOS, even for a Chaotic Author God such as myself. The last couple months have been...well...mostly awful to be honest. Culminating in a death in the family, on Christmas Day.
And then we had to move. Again.
So, life's been a bit of a mess! Still, I never meant to leave you all in the lurch like this! I'm back now, though, and I'll be back on Discord as well, which I have been horribly neglecting.
If anyone would like it, I can post a "Quick Reminder of What's Going On in this Whacky Novel" auxiliary chapter, so it won't cost any coins or fast passes to read. Let me know if that's something you'd be interested in! Also, I'll be slowly going through all the comments I've missed, so be prepared to be inundated haha.
I've missed you all terribly, and I thank you for sticking around through the turbulence of 2020! Love you all, my chaos minions! Xx -Seshy