บท 70: Three cheers for team Banana!

YIREN

"You could have picked a better fruit, like a strawberry or a blueberry or grapes. But no!" I grumble, tugging at the bright yellow T-shirt that proudly displays a giant comic SuperBanana with a underwear and a red cape. "Your dumb ass picked banana. This literally looks like a… well, a penis on steroid and in superman costume."

Jun throws his head back and howls with laughter, loud enough to draw everyone's attention. I feel my cheeks burning as people glance our way, curious and amused.

"Don't blame me, bunny," his grin unapologetic. "You're the one who picked it."

"And you are the one who picks this stupid design."

I groan, feeling the urge to curl up and cry in the corner. If I'd known he was asking about my favorite fruit to put us in matching team T-shirts, I would have thought twice. Now, here we are, a couple of ridiculous superman bananas, complete with matching banana caps.