When I open my eyes, all I see is blackness. What the fuck, is this hell?, no it can't be; I was a great person; I hadn't done anything terrible in my life, well, maybe except steal the odd item or two, but nothing severe, I reasoned.
Then I see a glowing light appear in front of me, "not what I imagined entering heaven would be like, but hey, I'll take what I can get", I walk towards it and blue lights surround me, so I close my eyes, then open my eyes again and appear in front of a giant white room with a chair in the middle, "please take a seat Nathan."
"Is that you, god?" a loud voice asks as I sit down in the chair. I scream. "Yeah, it's me anyway check this out you died in case you were wondering but I'll reincarnate you into a world of your choosing along with four wishes sound good."
I thought to myself, "He sounds really casual about it, but hey, I'm not one to judge." "Yeah sure sounds good, but could you not make me a baby because I'm not really trying to go through all that you know?" I respond, then there is quiet, and then the booming voice responds, "Yeah sure it can be done, but what world would you like to be in and what are your wishes?" God responds.
I think for a moment, what world should I choose? There's Naruto, Dragon Ball, The Vampire Diaries, and many others that come to mind, but the one that comes to mind is Game of Thrones, and with my wishes, I could do whatever I wanted in there, I could become king if I wanted, or I could just chill on an island somewhere. Finally, I respond, "I chose the Game of Thrones Universe, but could you put me in before Robert's rebellion, so I can prepare?"
"Yeah, that is now grantable in terms of your wishes," God responds. He responds, "Well, what should I choose? I don't want to struggle or train really hard because fuck that." Then it occurs to me that if I want to live life on easy mode, why not have things that will make my new life easier, to which I swiftly respond, "Okay, for my first wish, I would like to have creation magic and charm magic if that's not too much" I ask. He says "I can do that however that counts as two wishes and as for your next two wishes and could you hurry it up, there's people waiting in line behind you" that's what he responds to.
"Oh yeah, my bad," I say, and as for my final wishes, a grin emerges on my face as I find out what they are. "For my last two wishes," I began to say, knowing that he would not agree, but hey, fuck it, go for broke, I reasoned. I start by saying, "I would like to have a Dragon and where we could communicate with each other through our thoughts, and could you make Valyria not so you know shitty so that way I can make it my own empire" I put up the idea. That may be too much to expect, but hey, I'd want to have my own lands before expanding my empire, I reasoned.
"Damn kid, you got some balls to ask me something like that, but I like your spirit so here's what I'll do as for the dragon, yeah sure but it will have to be an egg and it will hatch in about a year from when you get there and as for your Valyria wish i can do that but it will still be a dumpster island but there are still riches and vaults from the doom so you'll have to clear it out when you get there
Okay, I can manage that, and it wouldn't be difficult to turn it into the kingdom I want to create, and as for the egg, I'm a patient person, so why not? I said to myself, "Well yeah sounds cool seems like a more than enough for what you're granting me but hey by the way what age would I be when I get there?" I ask. The big guy responds by saying, "you'll be 10 but you'll be tall for your age anyways good luck, make it entertaining for me." Then flashing lights erupt all around me, and I think to myself, "I'm about to fuck shit up." I giggle to myself as I prepare for my new existence.