บท 380: Orc Manifesto

Two buddies were happily reveling in the suffering of the orc. He was now frowning heavily in front of a blue/red shit monkey: 

"You have to pick one. Each is hard to resist in its own way, and there is no—" The monkey began to explain, only to suddenly freeze. 

The orc had just grabbed both and stuffed them in his mouth! 

"A-are you crazy?!" The monkey stared with its eyes bulging 

"An orc doesn't cower in the face of danger! If I won't die anyway, what do I have to fear! I can endure any suffering!" He bellowed heroically. 

But a second later, the pills took effect as his eyes turned glazed and a grimace bloomed on his face. He saw Heaven and Hell at once, and it was so damn torturous! He disappeared from the Floor only to reappear next to his master. 

"Welcome back. That sure was a quick death." Josh commented. 

"M-master?!" His troubled eyes were slowly regaining lucidity.