"K." I walk up to the front of the class.
"Sup, I'm Kyra, and I just got to the village today. I know kenjutsu and taijutsu and I know many other things that I'm to lazy to go into. One of my favorite colors is black and I like to eat ramen-"
"RAMEN"
"What a drag"
"And tacos. I hope that we can get along" I bow sightly rubbing the back of my head smiling.
"Ok class, does anyone cave any questions for Kyra?" Many hands went up excluding duckbutt. Hmmm . . . I'll get Pinky's question over with.
"Pinky." I said pointing at the Useless Pink Fangirl.
"D-do you like anyone here?"
"I like . . . " Many lean forward in anticipation. "Myself" Everyone deadpans.
"Please answer seriously."
"Ok . . . look . . . I told you that I just got here. Not just this class but the village in general. How the HELL am I going to have a crush on someone when I just met them?"
Now who's next . . . Pineapple.
"Pineapple." I pointed at Shikamaru.
"What's you last name?"
Ahhh Shit . . . what the hell do I say?
Why don't you say your from the Uchiha Clan?
Cause thats a lie.
Not really . . .
What do you mean?
Ummmm . . . well . . . I . . .
Come on! Spit it out!
I made you part Uchiha against your will!
Dude! What the hell? What's the other part?
Senju . . .
Ok WHY THE HELL AM I PART OF THESE CLANS WHEN I'M A GOD?!?!
You needed a clan so I gave you two.
Dame it.