LJ
Charlene picked Rory up from my place at 3:30 that morning. She never stays over, it will be too easy for people to catch her leaving in broad daylight. I don't get to fall asleep easily when she leaves and I end up playing video games until dawn. I then sleep in all day, unless we have a schedule and Jamie is thundering my door like there's a zombie apocalypse.
It was only at 1PM when I saw the #JealousMarkNextDoor videos and didn't stop laughing for 30 minutes. I shared the one with Mark's head replaced with a cartoon bull to the group chat.
Mark: [WTF dude]
~[Wow, ur still alive. I was about to offer a mass for you. #RIP]
Mark: [It's handled. Mind your own business.]
Jamie shared a video.
Burt shared a video.
Steve shared a video.
Mark: [Guys, seriously, WTF.]
Jamie: [You reap what you sow.]
Mark: [Fuck you, too.]
I searched through the GIFs until I found the best one of Mark losing his temper. Jeez, there's a lot! Our fans really don't have anything else to do. Giggling at Mark's ugly angry face, I pressed Send.
Mark: [What the flying fuck, LJ!]
Burt: [Marky, what time is your premiere tonight?]
Weh. Trust Burt to always change the subject just when it's getting good.
Mark: [It starts at 8 but red carpet and cocktails at 7. I'll be there at 6 but in the holding area with the rest of the cast. Y'all better be there or else.]
~[Do we really have to go?]
Mark: [LJ, if you ditch this, I swear to God.]
Steve: [Where is this again?]
Mark: [City Cinema, we'll be at the IX.]
Jamie: [What's this for again?]
Mark: [Jame, you suck balls.]
~[Is there food?]
Mark: [Fuck you all, I have a photo shoot see you all later or else.]
Burt: [Okay, see you.]
~[Seriously, Burt, you're no fun.]
Burt: [You know it. See you later.]
Burt sent a GIF. Of Mark grinding to Hunger.
~[LOL!]
Steve: [👏🏼]
Jamie: [Eww.]
—
I pressed Jamie's name and our 1-of-1 chat came out.
~[I have nothing to wear. Are you home?]
Jamie: [So useless. I'm out, will be back by 5. Getting outfits for me and Mark, will pick up something for you too.]
Jamie: [Next time, tell me 5 minutes before the event, okay?]
~[Yes, Mom! xoxo]
Jamie: [Ass.]
—
I exited our thread and scanned through my message history. I didn't get far though.
~[Are you going to Mark's new movie premiere tonight?]
My Girl Rory: [Nope.]
~[Why not?]
My Girl Rory: [Why would I even be there at all?]
~[Because you're Mark's friend.]
My Girl Rory: [No, _you're_ Mark's friend.]
~[It's a Friday night out thing.]
My Girl Rory: I have a corporate guesting tonight with the other girls.
~[But I want to see you!!!]
My Girl Rory: [You never even look at me at these things.]
~[But I know you're there and that makes me happy.]
My Girl Rory: ~[Awww, Hubby!!!]
Rory sends a ❤️ and several ❤️s fly up the screen.
~[So I'll see you tonight?]
My Girl Rory: [Nope.]
~[I'm upset.]
My Girl Rory: [Even after everything we did last night?]
~[What did we do last night, you have to remind me.]
My Girl Rory: [Monday, I promise.]
~[Sigh. Monday was a lifetime away.]
My Girl Rory: [I'll let you try the wheelbarrow or whatever it's called.]
~[I love you, baby!]
My Girl Rory: [I love you, too! xoxo]