บท 9: Chapter 9: The First Manifestation of Divine Skills, Prophecy of Death
The shameless Zhu Ganglie, meeting her, would be a match of equals, where two lowlifes clash, one is bound to get hurt. One can only hope that Zhu Ganglie, bold and unscrupulous as he is, could subdue her.
Upon hearing this, Zhou Shufenzi's attitude softened a bit:
"Ha ha, look at you, acting all deprived of female attention. Just one glance and I know you're a Bootlicker who has been licking for eighteen years. I'm a famous Internet celebrity from Hehuang City, with millions of followers. Do you think you bunch of ugly, poor losers dare to covet me? Forget about Divine Skills, I'll navigate myself out of here. Spending one more second with you makes me feel sick."
"Hey hey hey! I'm not the one who cursed you, why the hell are you scorning me?"
Zhu Ganglie wanted to make amends, but after Zhou Shufenzi had finished scolding Li Ping'an and him, she didn't look back and just walked away.
"Tsk tsk tsk! All she talks about is below the belt, and yet she's the skilled Little Immortal Lü. Do you think she'll write a little essay online to get her fans to cyberbully us?"
Jiang Liuer and Sha Sheng had long heard about Little Immortal Lü who punches even her own father on the internet and seeing her today really lived up to the reputation.
"Guys, I'm really sorry. I haven't slept for a day and a night, so I'm all foggy and confused. She suddenly appeared in front of us, so I... ended up causing you all to be insulted too..."
Li Ping'an apologized to his brothers with deep regret.
Jiang Liuer and Sha Sheng didn't care at all. Men, after all, can easily let bygones be bygones, but they didn't want to miss the chance to roast Li Ping'an and said with a snicker:
"Who doesn't know you're a clown? Pick up your red nose already."
"McDonald's mascot, Gotham City's big shot, the highest card in the deck, Batman's major client, the best among spare tires, a place to stay on the blacklist."
"Buy us a cup of milk tea for the first day of school, and we'll spare your life."
"A bunch of opportunistic animals, but fine, today's expenses are on Young Master Li!"
These heartless friends may all be unreserved, but they were very open-minded; three cups of milk tea were enough to please them.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Who are you looking down on? Have you guys spent a single cent in the cafeteria since you met me? Don't fight with me, just wait and see what I'll do. Tell me whatever you want to eat or drink!"
Zhu Ganglie assured them with a slap on his chest.
The brothers continued on to the cafeteria after this minor incident.
Meanwhile, shortly after leaving Hehuang University's main gate, the female streamer Zhou Shufenzi couldn't wait to start playing the victim to her live-streaming audience, ready to swindle money:
"Sisters, bros, a big speechless incident happened, just now, that absolutely horrible person just cursed people out of the blue. I'm truly disgusted, totally confused now."
"And those scummy men even stood up for that foul-mouthed person. Ignoring the facts, don't those men have any fault at all?"
"Why would this Immortal Goddess encounter such scummy men, I'm just so shocked, I seriously snapped, truly floored, my family members."
Her live-streaming room had always been popular, and especially after the recent event, the clown, Bootlicker, Sparky Sheep, girl helps girl, a flurry of dense and frenzied danmaku consoled the streamer:
Niu Junsheng, damn, your scolding is on point: The host is good at cursing!
Fengzi, a drifter at the world's end: Haha, those silly buggers apologizing are hilariously pathetic.
All eyes on me: That shitty college student thinks he can woo my Goddess with the few pennies in his pocket, I laughed!
Super Clown Xiao Jie: But I have a question, why did that college student say the streamer wouldn't survive today?
Coming to Shenyang Street for some good juice to eat: Isn't it just lack of experience, lads. It's just the state of mind of a young boy, just like when we were kids, too scared to confess to the girl we liked, we would bully her instead. That kid knows he can't have my Goddess, so he deliberately tries to get her attention. Does he think he's a Living Immortal who can predict the future? Nothing but a clown!
Kicking out a summer with one foot: Do you need to guess? That guy is just a stinking moron, trying to play god and spook people, thinking Goddess Zhouzhou would give him a second glance, I'm dying of laughter!
e-Sports Hawking Wheelchair Hero Otto: What kind of college students are universities producing these days? How did they even teach a charlatan? I've never heard of fortune-telling as a major in university?
Zhou Shufenzi watched the barrage of comments from the chives attentively, seeing so many people going out of their way to defend her by insulting Li Ping'an, she knew it was time to harvest the chives and said with a pitiful tone:
"You just want to have your fun, to laugh at me, to show off your verbal skills, but you don't think to send some gifts to comfort this Immortal's hurt soul and distressed feelings, ying ying ying!"
The chives fell for this act, how could they bear their Goddess feeling sad and distressed, more concerned than if their own parents had died, they immediately burst forth with gold coins, continuously spending money to send gifts.
In just this short while, the gifts she received were more than ten times what she usually got.
Although Zhou Shufenzi was cursed by Li Ping'an, she benefitted from the misfortune, making a fortune and secretly felt lucky, instantly getting excited. She bowed her head and earnestly started thanking each gift sender by their ID:
"Thank you, Potion Brother Niu Junsheng, for the Airplane!"
"Thank you, Lu Benwei, for real, not cheating, for the Rocket!"
"Thank you... for the...!"
"..."
Zhou Shufenzi was so immersed in the joy of harvesting chives and the gold coins exploding from fans that she couldn't extricate herself. Her focus was all on the gifts, staring at her phone without watching where she was going. When she crossed an intersection, she didn't look at the traffic light and went directly through the red light on the zebra crossing.
Suddenly, a several-ton truck sped past, and the driver, not expecting someone to cross the road at the red light these days, was too late to brake.
With a bang, Zhou Shufenzi was hit and flung ten meters away, even her shoes were knocked off.
What followed were screams from bystanders, and the mobile live stream room was filled with question marks amidst the chaos of the tumbling camera.
Hehuang University's East District General Cafeteria.
Li Ping'an, Jiang Liuer, and Sha Sheng casually found a corner to sit down, instinctively preparing to watch Zhu Ganglie's upcoming sensational antics.
Zhu Ganglie, on the other hand, had one foot on the seat, triumphantly stroking his chin, his body trembling as he turned his head towards the busy cafeteria ladies with a proud expression:
"My children, freeloading is fine, but it comes at the cost of a word. I want to see your sincerity right now!"
Li Ping'an and the others looked up in admiration at Zhu Ganglie, who seemed particularly handsome and charming at that moment, and flattered him:
"I, Li Fengxian, have drifted half my life, only regretting not meeting a true leader. If you do not abandon me, I am willing to acknowledge you as a foster father. Today, I want to eat Yangchun noodles, remember to add extra noodles and egg."
"Daddy, my good daddy, I suddenly feel hungry, I just ask for a meal to fill my belly, Beef curry rice with grilled sausage will do!"
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