"Haven't you heard? After this...we won't have to go around running errands."
"We don't need to make contact proactively."
"Yeah, exactly."
"In case we get caught, our current confusion is perfect since we won't reveal anything. Get it?"
"What do you mean?"
"Already feeling smug, huh? We don't even know where we are, how could anyone else know? They can't interrogate it out of us."
"Smart! No wonder you spent the whole night drinking, you didn't even ask anyone their name..."
"That's what makes a master! A master never asks!"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"I know my enemies are trying to outwit me, so I'll play the fool first. By pretending to be an idiot, how can they fool me?"
Xu the Third nods his head: "Right, that's the benefit of being a fool. In this world, what's wrong with being a complete ditz who doesn't know anything?"
"My brother, your strategy is deep and far-reaching. It's like your foolishness is wisdom. I sincerely admire you!"