As I Sit Here On My Porcelain Throne

Jack was stuck in a state of perpetual boredom. Nothing really perked his interest anymore. All he did was live life just going through the flow. One day he had the most ridiculous accident that ended his life. He suddenly woke up to the sound of a thunderous fart.*BLRRRPPP* [Host has been bound to the Porcelain Throne system]






ps. I might sprinkle some dad jokes here and there just to melt your brains.>:3