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Russian variation of the balloon joke: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, being drifted away in a hot air balloon, finally spot a cowherd below and ask him where they are. You are in a hot air balloon. Watson, we're in Russia. But Holmes, how can you know that? See, that man below is a mathematician. His answer is both correct and totally useless. I see, but what has Russia to do with that? Because only in Russia do they use mathematicians to herd cows! In another Holmes and Watson joke, they go camping. At three in the morning, Holmes wakes Watson. Watson, look up. What can you deduce from what you see? From the starry sky? Astronomically, there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What do you deduce, Holmes? I deduce that you're an idiot, Watson. If we can see the stars, then our tent has been stolen! . Another old joke: Customer: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup? Waiter: I believe that's the backstroke, sir. . . . There is a joke about a guy who sits at a bar, and notices a girl nearby, wearing some very tight pants with no zipper nor buttons: Guy: Pardon me for the question, but... how does one get into those pants? Girl: Well, you can start by buying me a beer. Technically, not a useless answer...