บท 79: The Flower of Law

"Those who are passing by, don't pass on this opportunity! You won't lose anything in two minutes. You won't get cheated in just two minutes. As long as you give us two minutes, we guarantee you an entirely new choice in life! This brother over here, the Holy Light is watching over you."

"Everything is possible. The Smiling Sisters sincerely welcome your arrival. The Mother Earth is coaxing (protecting) you!"

TL:This is another homophone. 忽悠 (Hu you -> Coaxing) and 护佑 (Hu you -> protecting/ watching over).

"Whatever you want, we will sell it cheap. Whatever you buy, we will give you a discount. Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity. We are clearing out all our stocks, making a loss just to sell these! You can try it before buying it. We guarantee its quality. We will pay you tenfold if there is an imitation inside! Beyana's golden reputation, definitely trustworthy!"