บท 1896: Break It Off

"This pair's really amusing. They're a little cute."

"How are they cute? I think this guy probably found it really hard to find a girlfriend. His EQ's too low."

"The guy up there has heaps of experience. They've definitely tried it before."

"I just don't get why people are like this these days. Gender equality? How come it has to be the girl? I feel like this guy's not bad, but he's still not thorough enough. If it was me, I'd just slap her right to the floor…"

"You have a girlfriend?"

"Er…girl…girlfriend? Yeah…yeah, what?"

"Hehe, I know what your girlfriend is called!"

"No…no way."

"She's either called little left, or little right."

"Hahaha…"

"Hahaha…"