Nick stared at the limp cock as an unending sadness entered his heart. He really just lost a new friend, just like that. And lightning wasn't even supposed to strike the same spot twice. Yet it did just now, just to kill an innocent cock.
Juls stared at the same cock with distaste, knowing that they just lost a good chance for Nick to get some experience and level up the few items he got. She did her best to ignore the fact he'd have a lot better items if he wasn't such a degenerate gambler. Really, if he hadn't gotten a unique item she'd have throttled him instead of fucking him.
Eh, that wasn't entirely accurate. He could be very annoying, but even then there was a part of him that was nothing short of enticing.
Probably just the danger that followed him.
Which would be a lot very soon. She knew they couldn't stay here...
The demon queen's forces would be quickly approaching. Even with his new gear, he wouldn't have any shot at beating her.
'Well, actually, maybe he could.' She thought as a dirty idea entered her mind.
She chuckled at his affinity for the [Sex Sells] system. He really was the horniest man to have ever existed. There could be a real possibility that the second the demon queen shows up, his dick would just become a machine gun.
Then, boom! The big bad demon queen that's vanquished hundreds of heroes would now be dead. Wouldn't that be something.
'But it's best to be on the safe side.' She thought as she approached Nick, who was still caressing the cock's neck.
"Poor thing," Nick whispered as he gently stroked the cock, wishing to bring it back to life. What he wouldn't give to see it alive and erect again.
But it just isn't meant to be.
"Hey, Nick. We have to go." Juls placed her hand on his shoulder as she said this, using her other hand to grab him by his chest and attempt to pull him up.
Within a second, before he could even react, he felt her dragging him through the air, causing him to spread his arms and yell, "Whoah! Don't eat me!!!"
Then he turned his head and chuckled, saying, "Oh. Don't do that Juls! I thought you were a fish!"
His comical expression fell when he saw Juls was completely serious. They were actually in danger, even with his invulnerability.
Grabbing his hand and leading him out of the cave, she said, "Just follow me, or I'll fuck you up worse than any fish ever could."
'Yes ma'am.' He thought, not daring to speak. With how ferocious women could be back on Earth, he could only imagine how vicious a woman from this place could be, especially when evil monsters were the norm.
As their pace quickened, Nick did his best not to fall over the foliage of the forest floor. He didn't exactly know when the landscape changed from a cave to a forest, but he knew that he was running a lot faster than the times he failed the pacers.
Back at school he would be lucky if he could run 5 laps before falling over.
'Why are we running this fast?!' He complained in his mind, still not daring to speak.
Then all the hairs on his body suddenly stood straight, completely petrified.
The energy was felt before it even existed. A pure beam of Annihilation struck the cave, atomizing both it and the surrounding area, as far as a mile in any direction.
Juls forced them to run even faster, knowing if they were even a millisecond too late in escaping they'd have been caught. And sure, Nick might have been fine, but she definitely wouldn't be.
Even an experienced mage had trouble shielding themselves from the demon army's portals.
Let alone a mere intermediate mage like herself.
Everyone she's ever talked to said that unless you were the supreme magus, you don't confront an approaching demon army.
You run.
...
From the epicenter of the beam, a hulking feature was the first to emerge.
As the light receded his features became more and more prominent, as if he had conquered the only force holding him and his army back.
He held a greatsword that was easily at least 12 feet long, a true testament to his gargantuan expanse. To further emphasize his size, he grinned as he swung the sword around in 1 hand. Craters formed in the ground from the force of his swings.
The smell of death filled his lungs, so he knew there wasn't anyone to fight here. He was simply relishing in the pureness of destruction. Licking his lips, he could taste goblin blood.
A delicious appetizer.
Cackling as he waited for the main course, he said, "No matter who you are, destruction finds its way to you. Whether you are the smallest goblin or the mightiest hero, you- ack ack ACK!"
He began coughing as a foreign taste entered his mouth. One he had never had before. And it wasn't pleasant like the blood of some new species. It was foul, no, it was beyond foul.
The taste reeked of life.
As he was still coughing he turned to his army behind him. He was prepared to kill anyone who would mock him, but was satisfied to see they were all coughing as well. Except for the slaves, of course.
Their tears were a small comfort, but they didn't do too much to combat the awful taste that filled his mouth.
Calling to the nearest slave near him, some stupid elf girl with foolish parents, he beckoned her to come to him.
She took big steps towards him, steps that were filled with fear and, unknown to him, anger.
Forcing his cough to go away as much as he could, the demon fought back the taste of life as he asked the elf, "What, what is this horrid taste!!!"
She looked into his eyes, and he felt a flurry of exhilaration due to all the fear she exhibited. "I'm assuming you aren't talking about the goblins you killed?"
Narrowing his eyes at the impotent bitch, the demon spat, "No. Speak to me like that again and I'll taste your blood. I promise you, your parents' blood was quite tasty."
He almost collapsed from pleasure due to the fear that entered her being after his threat.
Muttering, she screamed, "Its cum, mighty demon! You are tasting the cum of your enemy, the ones who escaped your fleeting grasp!"
Then she stood still, expecting this burst of defiance to kill her. In her last moments, she decided she would laugh. It was so funny, to see these blights fall victim to such a common part of life. Even she had tasted cum a few times before, and though not every man's seed tasted good, it never had this effect on her.
But that's not even what made her laugh. It was all the good times she had spent with her family, the pranks she'd pull on her brother and all the times she needlessly made mother worry. Those moments of light were what caused her to laugh in the demon's face.