บท 61: Chapter 61 Emotional Expert or Neighborhood Aunt

"Could it be that she chased me so hard before, not because I wrote her as a heroine, but because I didn't write enough of her? Then for my next book… Hehehehe..."

Just as Jiraiya started indulging in fantasy, Sōseki asked abruptly, "Jiraiya-sama, do you like Tsunade-sensei?"

"Pfft!" Jiraiya was so shocked that he even spat out his saliva, and then he looked at Sōseki in horror, and waved his hands again and again, "How could I, I, I like that violent Tsunade? Ha, ha ha, ha ha, that's not funny at all."

Seeing Jiraiya's flustered look, Sōseki sighed inwardly, 'It seems that he has to work part-time as a neighborhood aunt!'

Sōseki knows very well that lust is a man's nature.

Especially a veteran pervert like Jiraiya, there is no way to persuade or beat him to turn him back.

There are only two ways to fundamentally cut off the appearance of those bad books.

First, castrate him!

Second, put shackles on this free-spirited man!

Thinking of this, Sōseki couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "In order to prevent Kakashi and other high-quality toolman from being poisoned, I really need to burden the great pains!"

Seeing Sōseki's silence, Jiraiya felt a little guilty, "Actually, I don't mean that Tsunade is bad, but I can't stop. I'm a wandering and uncertain prodigal son who will only stop him walking when he dies."

Sōseki blinked, "Not even when Tsunade-sensei get hurts?"

Jiraiya stared, and subconsciously shouted, "Who dares!"

Sōseki gave a meaningful smile upon hearing this.

Seeing Sōseki's strange gaze, Jiraiya blushed, and he coughed twice, "Haha, who can bully her!"

Sōseki sighed, "If it is the previous Tsunade-sensei, of course there will be no problem, but Jiraiya-sama, you should also know sensei's current situation, right?"

Jiraiya rubbed his hands together and said with a smile, "Isn't there Sarutobi-sensei and Orochimaru as well!"

Sōseki looked straight at him. After a while, Jiraiya felt guilty and then Sōseki said, " Okay, I'll just be blunt, Jiraiya-sama. You don't seem to know anything. I can feel that sensei wants to leave the village."

"If sensei's hemophobia is known to the hostile Shinobi Villages, they definitely would not miss this opportunity."

Jiraiya was silent for a long time, and finally smiled bitterly, "You just want to push Tsunade to me?"

Sōseki smiled softly, "I just think that if it's Jiraiya-sama, you should be able to wake up sensei from that nightmare!"

Hearing Sōseki mentioning that "nightmare", Jiraiya squeezed his brows with troubled expression, and then sat on the grass next to him in a very relaxed posture.

"Come and sit down too."

Sōseki looks like a good boy and sits opposite Jiraiya.

"Actually, Tsunade once had a lover, his name was Katō Dan. He was..."

"I know."

Jiraiya stared at him in surprise. "Tsunade even told you about this?"

Sōseki shook his head and said, "I learned it from Shizune."

"Oh, that little girl next to Tsunade... …" Jiraiya said, suddenly his facial muscles twitched, "Wait, you told me so much, because you just want me to be your little girlfriend's bodyguard, right?"

Sōseki said helplessly, "Jiraiya-sama, what are you talking about? I'm only six years old!"

Jiraiya squinted his eyes and said, "You know you're only six years old? And you're acting like some kind of emotional expert!"

Sōseki spreads out his hands, "Although it may be a bit rude to say this, but, Jiraiya-sama, you may never talk to girls more than me, right?"

Crack!

Jiraiya covers his chest, feeling as if something had cracked there!

Sōseki chased after the victory and asked, "Please remember again, how many girls have spoken to you more than ten sentences?"

Jiraiya opened his mouth blankly, and he obviously already had the answer in his heart.

'No need for ten sentences, the girl who talked to me more than three sentences seem to be only Tsunade, right?'

Thinking of this, Jiraiya suddenly realized, "Could it be that in my life, I don't even have a choice?"

Seeing Jiraiya's appearance of worrying about gains and losses, Sōseki was shocked in his heart, 'He really never talked to girls for more than ten sentences. I originally planned to set it to thirty sentences!'

Jiraiya hesitated for a while, and said with a rare twist, "Can you tell me? What kind of position Dan held in Tsunade's heart?"

"It should be very high, after all, memories will beautify a person's image."

Jiraiya's face collapsed, "Then I'm still..."

Sōseki said a little angrily, "Why are you trying to compete with a dead person? Or, do you hope Tsunade-sensei to be the kind of person who is so indifferent to forget her memories about her previous lover?"

Jiraiya suddenly realized, 'That's right, if Tsunade really forgot about the past, is it still the Tsunade I knew?'

Seeing that his attack is bearing fruit, Sōseki launched his final blow, "I would like to remind you that although there are not many girls who have spoken to you, there are many men who want to communicate with Tsunade-sensei!"

Jiraiya's face darkened, but he has to admit that as long as someone is not afraid of domestic violence, Tsunade is indeed much more popular than him!

Thinking of this, Jiraiya can't hold back, "No, it seems that this Sage has to take the initiative to attack!"

"Do I have to give her something? But this Sage doesn't seem to have anything at his disposal! Should I give her a toad? Or, give her an autographed book?"

Seeing that Jiraiya was eager to die, Sōseki quickly stopped him, "Jiraiya-sama, I still have something to ask you for your help. During this time, you can also think calmly!"

Jiraiya nodded thoughtfully, "You are right, I should think about it. Say it. Okay, what's the matter with you?"

'I always think that he will die miserably!' Sōseki sighed inwardly and then said, "I hope you can give me a few drops of Mount Myōboku's toad oil!"

"Oh, that's easy." Jiraiya agreed casually, but quickly reacted, "Wait, Tsunade wants you to learn Senjutsu?"

"It's too dangerous, with you now..."

"Jiraiya-sama, you misunderstood." Sōseki said, "It's not for me to use it."

"It's not for you? "Jiraiya was taken aback, and immediately showed his usual perverted smile, " Could it be that Tsunade wants to train the Senjutsu of the Shikkotsu Forest? Hehe, I wonder what she will look like in her transformation."

Seeing that Jiraiya started thinking of "the temptation of uniforms", Sōseki quickly explained, "It is one of my classmates. One part of his Chakra Pathway System is almost completely broken and it is very difficult to repair it. Only with the gentlest energy can it be repaired. And then it will be possible to reconnect his disconnected Chakra Pathway System!"

"Gentle?" Jiraiya grave expression, "But do you know that the extreme of gentleness is dangerous?"

"In other words, the Natural Energy is too gentle. Once in contact, it may fuse you and nature in the truest sense!"