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Multiverse Shenanigans: Raja's Journey

นักเขียน: DarkGoldMonarch

Enter Truck-kun (A.K.A. Fate's Bumper)

In a place known as Omega World, where anime, comics, and movies all blend into one mind-bending multiverse, our story begins with a guy so forgettable, even background characters forget him. His name? Rudra Raja Kumara—an ordinary soul in a world full of extraordinary ones.

Rudra had long accepted his fate as an unremarkable extra, doomed to obscurity. But fate, being the troll it is, had other plans. Cue Truck-kun—the ultimate Isekai delivery service.

With zero fanfare and maximum horsepower, BAM—Rudra's lackluster life ends under the metallic embrace of a speeding truck.

Rudra: "Seriously? The classic Isekai starter pack? Am I that predictable?"

In the next instant, Rudra found himself face-to-face with a divine being—an all-powerful, omnipotent, yet casually named entity known simply as BOB.

BOB: "Ah, another one. Welcome, deceased human."

Rudra: "Wait, wait—hold on. Am I… dead?"

BOB: "Correct. Truck-kun strikes again. You've been selected for the great and noble tradition of reincarnation by Isekai, yada yada. Look, let's skip the formalities. You get three wishes. No god-mode hacks."

Rudra: "Oh my god, it's happening! I knew binge-watching anime would prepare me for this moment! All hail the almighty writer-sama!"

BOB (deadpan): "Yes, yes, praise the writer, blah blah. You people all say that. Now, make your wishes before I die of boredom."

Without missing a beat, Rudra launched into his first wish.

Rudra: "For my first wish, I want the ultimate protagonist's body!"

BOB (raising an eyebrow): "Care to clarify? You're not asking for a Saiyan body or Superman-level strength like most weebs?"

Rudra: "Nah. I want a physique that's got peak intelligence, adaptability, control over mind, body, and soul, super comprehension, and killer luck. Basically, maximum human potential, without crossing into cheat-mode territory."

BOB: "Wait… you want to be the best average human? Most people go for 'OP powers and zero brain.' You're aiming for… peak mediocrity?"

Rudra: "Look, I've lived my entire life as a potato at the bottom of the food chain. I want to at least be a gifted potato."

BOB (smirking): "Fair enough. Wish granted. Now, next wish."

Rudra (rubbing his hands together): "I want a system that's not some boring gacha or leveling-up thing. Give me something original."

BOB (sighing): "Do I look like a system designer to you? What are we talking—what kind of system?"

Rudra: "I want an ultimate computer! It should store memories, copy and paste talents, bodies, and powers, with a bonus training island. Oh, and throw in a mechanical butler. Plus, it should let me travel across anime, movies, and novels. Maybe even… y'know… other questionable genres if I feel like it."

BOB (leaning forward): "Wait, you want to download people's powers, like they're files? Genius! Most souls just ask for infinite gacha pulls."

Rudra (smugly): "Gacha is for normies."

BOB: "Fine. You've got yourself a one-of-a-kind system. Now, third wish. Don't waste it."

Rudra: "Okay, I want to combine Shadow Clone Jutsu with Mystique's shapeshifting. The clones should look and act like normal people, blending in, but obey me. Boom—instant army."

BOB: "A shadow clone army, with shapeshifting powers? The writer's going to love this. Wish granted. Now off you go—go entertain the masses."

Rudra (shouting): "Wait, wait, before I go—what about the hentai worlds? You know, for, uh… research."

BOB (facepalming): "This is why I have trust issues. Fine, you'll get an incognito pass for your 'research.' Now, scram!"

And just like that, the cosmos around Rudra began to swirl as he was pulled into a swirling vortex of multicolored galaxies.

System Activated!

SYS: "Hello, boss! Welcome to your new life. Let's check your status, shall we?"

Rudra: "Yes! Show me my stats, System!"

A glowing blue screen appeared in front of him, with stats that would make any protagonist weep with envy:

Rudra Raja Kumara

Age: 0 (Mentally 22)

Race: Human

Body: Peak Human Potential

Talents:>>>

Intelligence: EX

Adaptability: EX

Comprehension: EX

Control: EX

Luck: EX (Capped to C in non-lethal situations)

Powers:>>>

Eclipse Mirage: A deadly combination of Shadow Clone Jutsu and Mystique's shapeshifting. Rudra can create perfect, indistinguishable copies that blend seamlessly into any crowd or scene.

Energies:>>>

Mystique Energy: None

Cultivation Energy: None

Inventory: Empty (for now)

Rudra: "System, reduce my Luck to 'C' unless I'm in some serious deep stuff."

SYS: "Got it, boss! Luck downgraded. Now, where shall we begin our epic journey?"

Rudra (grinning): "Harry Potter. I need to grind some basic magic. And before that, let's stop by a shopping universe—gotta stack up on supplies."

SYS: "Excellent choice, boss. Let's go!"

As Rudra stepped into the swirling vortex, ready to conquer both fictional worlds and his previously miserable life, one thought crossed his mind.

Rudra: "The hentai world won't know what hit it."

And with that, Rudra's grand multiverse adventure began—armed with a system, a truckload of humor, and a questionable moral compass. Omega World was about to get interesting.