บท 3: Of Beeps and Censors [Naruto but AU]
Seeing a covered bump in blanket beside him, he got curious what was hidden beneath the blanket. Surely, there's no way he brought someone to his house last night since he went home alone and locked the door. He suspected it was one of them.
His thoughts were cut off by one of his close friends when was about to poke the bump. One of his close friends tried to hide his perverted giggle in their shared link. That close friend was Kurama, the Kyuubi who reside in his seal.
"Kit, I think you should *BEEP* them while they were asleep." the Bijuu suggested as he suppressed a newly formed perverted smile on his visage at what he said to his host.
'When did Kurama got beeped?'
The blonde jinchuuriki raised both his eyebrows at that suggestion which he suspected indecent again. He could not believe the gigantic nine-tailed fox was on the same league on his godfather in terms of perv-senses. At least he's not that open minded to openly talk about *BEEP* *CENSORED* and if he did, he might have scored big and probably achieved every man's dream.
At least, he's not on par with Jiraiya.
Somewhere in Different Dimension
The blonde teen, who wore a blue kimono with an Uzumaki clan crest on his back, stare at the two sleeping beauties with a lecherous and loving look on his face because they looked like angels from the sky. Yesterday, they performed the reenactment of the romantic scene after their team and unexpected newly gained allies rescued the Wave Country from Gato's tyranny.
Isn't that romantic?
"Didn't expect the fight will be that short."
He felt so proud when he recalled that and he would not forget the crazed look of his bubble-gum haired comrade during the battle. It was hilariously amusing because of randomness happening together with defying logic beyond physics and beyond to a point of Mr. Common Sense gave up on them, the Konoha shinobi.
Just as he was about to stand up, he suddenly sneezed.
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