"GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL…!!!" The commentator screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Zinedine Sam!!!"
"ZINEDINE SAMMMM!!!"
"ZINEDINE SAMMMMM…!!!"
"The Nigerian Zidane has struck a dagger straight into the heart of the champions a second consecutive time in the premier league".
"Last season, it was all him as Fulham rallied to a draw against the champions at home! This season again, it is him, he is HIM!"
"Sam has rescued a point again for Fulham in the 90th minute!"
"What a goal! What a play leading to the goal!"
"He stole the ball from Nunes, he sent Nunes to no man's land, he sat Kovacic on the ground! He rainbow-flicked Rico Lewis! …leaving the poor boy on the ground".
"He turned Ruben Dias and John Stones, 2 of the best defenders in the world inside out, and that trivela…, oh my wife's left nipple!"
"John, profanities are not allowed in commentary…"