Rule-based Creepypasta: My Family is Not Normal

Eerie phenomena are resurging, and rule-based creepypasta tales are invading the world.

Zhou Bai, as the chosen one, enters the creepypasta game representing the Great Xia Kingdom.

The first tale involves a family of four.

[You live with your wife and parents, but remember, there are only three people in your house.]
[You can trust your wife, unless she takes off her red hairpin.]
[You and your wife have no children. If you hear a baby crying in the middle of the night, ignore it.]
[You have a black dog. If you see it turn white, throw it off the balcony.]
[Remember, you must not share a room with your wife.]