บท 63: One is lopsided.

AN: Please remember everyone else sees Yu Yu as she, so don't be confused with the pronouns. 

After the twins were done fussing over him, Xiang Yu stood up and asked, "How do I look? Do I look like a beauty in distress?" The twins were just so fascinated seeing their master dressed like a woman. Others would see him as a gorgeous woman but what they were seeing was a handsome man squeezed into a flowy dress.

"Wait, wait one more thing," he said grabbing the oranges he had decided would give him the authentic cup size. He shamelessly shoved them down his chest and adjusted them a bit to sit well under his clothes. Satisfied, he asked, "What do you think?" his hands resting on his hips. 

Lian burst out laughing while Mei pointed out, "Master, one is lopsided. It's not even."