บท 14: (11) HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!!
Hey guys author here,I've been reading a lot of fanfics about multiversal chat groups and loved every one of them.
So that gives me the question.
Should I make a series on chat groups as well?
So I'm writing out a series on paper where a boy gets summoned(kidnapped) into highschool dxd but is granted a chat group for the troubles since the boy wasn't the one the being was targeting.
I'm still looking for a name, I'm thinking the battle maniacs chat group, and the mc is the only non battle maniac of the group besides uncle iroh(he the goat,so I'm adding him regardless)
But yeah comment in this sentence if I should do one.
And comment on this one of who I should add in this sentence (I've added goku,but I may need more)
Now onto the chapter.
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(John pov)
I look down the hall through the crack in the door and I see something out of world war Z,with ghouls going two maybe three hundred strong,and then I see yan valentine walking near the back as I see Walter about to confront the vampiric sex maniac.
"Hello, I am Walter C. Donaise,head butler of the hellsing estate,i answer the phone,take out the trash and open the door,I also kill self entitled little twats like yourself"
As I was watching Walter at work I hear yan valentine speak.
"Well ain't you the text book fucking definition of classy! But here's the thing Alfred!! Your string won't even pierce my men!"
I hear Walter chuckle at what yan had said and I hear seras prepping her weapon,an anti tank rifle.
"Johnathan,police girl if you would?"
"Bitches love cannons!!"
"Bullets coming up!!"
*bang!*
*ratatatatatat!!*
Soon yan looks at us in shock as he sees not only a turret but a man who wasn't a vampire firing machine pistols while a police woman was firing an anti tank rifle.
"Oh fuck that's an anti tank rifle…OH FUCK THAT'S AN ANTI TANK RIFLE!!!!"
But before the enemy could react seras and myself restrain yan,seras putting him in an armbar hold,while I shot him in both his legs,making him grunts in pain.
"Get off bitch I'm the one who should be on top!!" Yan shouts before he got hit in the face with the butt of a gun.
"Yeah yeah see get it your a big dog,now tell us…who sent you" I say to the restrained vamp who just giggled.
"You think I'm going to talk,maybe I'll talk if you suck my ba-"
*bang bang*
*pssh*
"Agh godammit!!! You shot me in my balls!!!!" Yan said while I just looked at him,Walter nodding to my torture method,while showing slight discomfort at how it was executed.
Seras was just shocked I went there instead of another body part.
"Relax I only shot one testicle,now I'll ask again ,tell me who sent you or else I'll make you a eunuch." I threaten while pressing the barrel on his remaining testicle.
But suddenly he erupted into blue flames,and he just smiled,and gave us the finger before turning completely to ash.
I turn to Walter and seras while Rodrigo was jogging towards us,"so did you kill that guy?" Rodrigo asks getting a nod from me.
"Let's fall back and give a report to integra,she'll want to know what happened." I say to Rodrigo as seras and Walter also came along.
I open the door and see everyone pointing their guns at us,but when they saw us they lowered their weapons.
I heard chomping followed by some guy saying something about a demigod bitch.
"Did we come when you were on a call Ms integra?" I asks while the chomping noises were still being heard.
"No I was done already,that was your other…colleague." She says with a sigh,but since I knew alucards personality I just gave a look of understanding.
"So what's the status report John?" Integra asks.
I give a salute with a "maam" before stating my report.
"We killed the ghoul army,restrained a crackhead,shot him in the testicles,and he went on fire."
All the men in the room shifted their legs like they felt it as well.
(A/n : if I see someone get hit in the cratch with a knife or anything like that I'll feel it as well,am I the only one?)
Integra took a puff of a cigar before blowing the smoke into the air.
"Did you see anything that can mark what we are dealing with?" She asks me at which I decided to leaves some clues.
"No ma'am but I noticed the ghouls all had military grade weapons,and showed great organization like a soldiers battalion in a military,so my guess is a military group from the past might be the ones who caused the chaos as a way to say hello."
Integra contemplated on what I said when a door behind us opened up.
"Wow,I am stuffed,who knew demigods were so filling,anyways who are the two new people?"
"They are reinforcements I have employed for a month."
I walk over to alucard and stare at him for a few seconds.
"…wanna go for a walk?" I ask alucard who just smiled.
"Do Catholics like little boys?" He responded,and we both laughed.
"Oh god there's two of them now!" I hear integra say in the background.
(Three days later)
A bunch of men were gathered in a room as integra was explaining the hellsing organization with myself next to her.
"We deal in vampires,cultists,and anyone who believes themselves to be of a..mystical persuasion."
They all laughed before a man with an eyepatch spoke,"so is there anything else we should know about the facility?"
"That was discussed in the debrie-"
"HEYS KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!!!!"
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So for people wondering if it's canon or abridged,it's a combination of both,but alucard will be abridged alucard mostly.
But yeah hope you all enjoy this installment.
Peace😁✌️
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