บท 21: Nine Tailed Bitch
"W-Who am I?" Kankuro yelled angrily and frustratedly at Naruto. "This blonde fucker had the audacity to almost destroy my future generation and even forget about me!"
These were Kankuro's current thoughts. Despite his tendency to bully the weak and fear the strong, much like those arrogant young masters from average xianxia novels.
He was determined to defeat Naruto and crush his balls, especially since All the men or boys seemed to go into Super Saiyan mode when avenging attacks to their staff or the precious balls.
"So boring," was all Kankuro heard before Naruto stepped on his face so hard he fell to the ground. Naruto then swaggered into the tower like the chad he was.
"It should've been me, not him!" Temari's thoughts raced as she watched Naruto step on her brother.
Though she wasn't obsessed with Naruto, she couldn't deny finding him cool—too cool, in fact. But seriously, what was wrong with these girls becoming simps for someone who could have killed them without a second thought?
But unfortunately for her, Naruto don't give a shit about her or her feelings.
Naruto's situation wasn't like Sasuke's "Love will make me weak!" mentality. For Naruto, it was more like, "Can you love an ant?" He saw everyone else as ants—insignificant and unworthy of his attention.
Finding an ant attractive is impossible, believe it or not. And as for not caring about their feelings.
Let me ask you: Do you care about an ant's feelings? No, no one does.
"What is y-" On the other hand, Gaara wasn't like Kankuro or Temari. He wasn't a determined, delusional fool or a delusional simp. He was genuinely interested in Naruto and tried to ask for his name.
But Naruto had already entered the tower. Although he heard Gaara's voice and could have replied, he chose to ignore him.
"Hmm... What's this?" As Naruto entered the tower, he noticed a scroll hanging on the wall with "If qualities of heaven are your desire blah blah" written on it.
Naruto took a single glance at it and then just ignored it like nothing.
Naruto wasn't really interested in the scroll; it wasn't deep enough of a philosophy for him to bother reading the whole thing. Besides, since it was written by the Third Hokage, it was destined to be a failure, just like him.
"What am I supposed to do now?" Naruto thought as he paused for a second. He didn't know what to do next. The only instruction the woman with purple hair (Anko) gave him was to reach this tower.
Now that he had done so, he had no clue what was expected of him. Was he supposed to burn the tower down or something? Or were they planning a death match between the genins from different villages?
"Sakura, I'm fine now. You can let go," Sasuke said to Sakura, who was supporting him as they reached the front of the tower.
'Did Naruto already reach this tower?' Sasuke wondered as he looked at the structure before him and saw three genins entering it. One of them, who attracted his interest, was walking in the center and had red hair.
It was Gaara and his useless siblings. Although it might seem like a lot of time had passed since Naruto entered the tower, only about 10-15 seconds had actually elapsed, which is why the three of them were still outside.
"Sakura, let's go," Sasuke said, while Sakura internally fumed, annoyed that she couldn't touch Sasuke like she did when she was supporting him.
"But Sasuke-kun, that idiot Naruto has both of the scrolls. He ran away so fast we couldn't keep up with him. If we can't find him, we might fail," Sakura said in an annoyed tone.
It was clear she was belittling Naruto, as she had grown to hate him for hitting her so many times. She was lucky Naruto didn't hear her call him an idiot.
Otherwise, he might have cut both of her parents into thousands of pieces, made her eat them, and then asked her to identify which piece was from whom to see if she had the brains to call him an idiot.
Naruto could tell the difference. Women's meat is tender and juicy, while men's meat is a little more chewy.
How does Naruto know this? Like I said before, he is a menace to society, so society should stay the fuck away from him, If it wants to live.
{A/N: I know this logic is fucked up. But anything for making a pure evil MC.}
"Ah!" Suddenly, a female shinobi in a maid's dress gasped as she saw Naruto. Many maids were assigned to this tower to take care of the jonins and genins who cleared the test, and she was one of the more experienced ones.
However, it was her first time seeing someone clear the test so quickly since the time of the Fourth Hokage.
She didn't react much and simply said, "Would you like me to guide you to your room?"
"Room?" Naruto muttered slowly, tilting his head slightly. The maid saw this and chuckled a bit before explaining, "Hokage-sama has arranged rooms for each team that participated in the Forest of Death and reached this tower to rest before the next round of the Chunin Exams begins."
"I see," Naruto replied with a Saitama-like expression. "Sure, I need to rest anyway, so please take me to it." He was lying, to be honest.
Naruto hadn't even used all of his power since this exam began. It's just that the others were too weak, and Naruto was far too strong.
To give you an idea of how much Naruto was holding back, he knew tens of thousands of jutsus—yes, tens of thousands—and he hadn't even used ten of them.
He was like a better version of Mahoraga, if you will. He didn't just adapt to a fight mentally or physically; he changed his entire fighting style.
Did you adapt to his fighting style and all of his jutsus? Simple. He would change it in a second and create new jutsus mid-fight.
Imagine being so broken that you're not just spamming S-rank jutsus but also making them up mid-fight. That's peak.
However, Naruto couldn't really do that right now because he needed his semi-divine path sage mode for it.
If he tried to do it now, his brain would go kaboom and blast.
"This is your room. I'll leave you for now," the maid said as she guided Naruto to his room and then started to return to her original position to see if someone else had reached the tower yet.
You could say she was being overworked since most of the maids were summoned by Hokage-sama into his room for god knows what reasons.
She found it strange because, during the Fourth Hokage's time, proper shinobis were used to take care of the genins.
However, as soon as the Third Hokage came back to power, everything changed.
{A/N: We all know what that old geezer with a pea-sized dick is doing with those maids.}
"That emo kid and trash bin should have reached here by now," Naruto muttered as he jumped on one of the three beds in the room. He then thought, "Looks like it's time to establish some hierarchy."
As soon as Naruto thought this, he closed his eyes and entered his mind space, or spiritual space, where Kurama was sealed, or whatever you may call it.
"Brat! If not for these bars stopping me, you would be dead by now!" Kurama yelled as soon as he saw Naruto entering the mind space. Over the past few days, he had started to hate Naruto even more.
"Nine-tailed bitch," Naruto began, walking toward the bars. "Do you think these bars are saving me from you? They are saving you from me, nine-tailed bitch," Naruto said, floating in the mind space until he reached the seal that was holding Kurama back.
"Time to put some sense of hierarchy into you," Naruto said as a white energy began to flow from his hand into the seal.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Kurama yelled, sensing something was wrong. No, he was getting afraid—fucking afraid—of a 12-year-old kid.
But all he got was a glare from Naruto, whose eyes were so cold that they made even Kurama shiver. Those eyes were even scarier than Madara's.
Madara's eyes were filled with agony and a warrior-like bloodlust, but Naruto's eyes were just filled with coldness, as if he were looking down on everything.
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{A/N: I am Back( background music playing)}
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