Tomura woke up perfectly fine, he didn't even experience a hangover, his healing factor had saved him from a terrible terrible fate.
Well, waking up perfectly fine was an overstatement. Tomura lifted his head from the grass below him with a confused look on his face.
Where was he?
He looked around and saw the familiar Xavier's School and sighed, at least he wasn't lost.
He stood up and started to walk towards the school and tripped on someone's shoe in the garden.
He turned around and noticed something in the grass, he looked closer then widened his eyes in shock.
Did, did he write his name in Xavier's garden, with decay?!
The word Tomura could be seen from from dozens of meters away.
Fuck.
He got drunk and vandalised a kids school, that's a new low.
He wandered inside the school to make sure he didn't damage anything, he quickly found Logan half asleep at the kitchen table.
He turned his head and noticed Laura, Logan's daughter watching a large TV.
He looked at the tv, it was an animal documentary about giraffes.
He slowly walked to the front door, didn't look like he caused any damage except the garden.
Time to get away.
His getaway was thwarted as he was suddenly intercepted by Jean.
Her foot was tapping the floor as she put her hands on her hips. "Hey Jean?" He almost asked as the woman was weirdly scary.
"You were very generous last night" she said matter of factly. His eyebrows furrowed as he thought on what she said.
"What does that mean?" He asked with his heart beating rapidly in his chest.
"You gave away 2 million dollars last night" Jean said to the shocked teen.
"W-what?" He said to the woman.
"Yeah, I'm the lucky recipient of the first one million. You couldn't guess who got the second million."
She was right he couldn't. "Who?"
She smirked "You sent your Nomu to grab 1 million in cash and then give it too Spider-Man."
"Your very charitable while drunk." She said with a smile on her face.
He scratched his head "Yeah seems like it, uh you can the money-"
She smiled "No, I already sent it back. Just give me a decent birthday present and we will be fine"
He smiled back and pointed to the decoration he left on the garden "Uh, you wouldn't know how to get rid of that would you?"
Jean turned around in confusion only to see the word Tomura left in the garden and laughed.
—-
Tomura winced when he saw his Nomu, the thing was in the middle of New York City looking in bins?
"Nomu" he whispered, it's head perked and it turned to Tomura, it squaked and pointed down at the bag in its small hands.
"Is that for Spider-Man?" He asked.
The nomu nodded.
Tomura sighed. "Okay Nomu let's find Spider-Man."
—-
How they found Spider-Man was quite simple. Tomura just stood next to nomu as it squaked extremely loudly and stood menacingly on the edge of a large building.
Tomura perked up when he heard the iconic thwip of the webslinger, as he suddenly landed behind Nomu and Tomura.
"Hey ladies and gentleman, would you rather uh not do what your doing?" The man in red and blue said.
Tomura turned around and faced the webslinger who pointed at him "Tomura?"
Tomuras eyes widened "You remember me?"
Spider-Man's eyes lenses widened "Yeah man, I gave you your name that's hard to forget"
To Tomura this only increased his resolve. "Okay, uh Spider-Man you've helped me a ton, like more than you would ever realise"
Spider-Man waved off the compliments while feigning waving his face "Damn all of this is too much" in a girly voice.
Tomura narrowed his eyes, maybe he wouldn't give him the money.
"Anyway, Spider-Man you gave me a gift when I was at my lowest and now I'm going to give you a gift" he threw the duffel bag that landed at the curious spiders feet.
Spider-Man opened the bag and actually looked up at Tomura with wide eyes. "What the fuck" he looked back down into the bag.
"You gave me a home for a month, clothes to keep me going, you gave me money from your own pocket."
"So I'm paying you back" he shrugged as he met eyes with the man. "You can I don't know donate it or something, if you don't want it. But I got lucky in a lottery so I really don't need it"
"Nomu let's go"
Spider-Man looked back up in shock as they were just gone.
He then looked down at the bag and up again.
"What the fuck"
—-
He was on Nomus back when he suddenly heard Jeans voice ring through his head. 'Hey, I forgot to mention but your birthday gift is on your bed'
How the hell did she do that?
'You woke up at 3pm, it was quite easy'
He snorted "Nomu hurry up"
—
He walked up to his room excited for possibly his first birthday gift ever. He opened his door and closed it behind him with a soft click.
He walked over to his bed and saw a small wrapped gift, he carefully opened the wrapping paper and saw a wooden picture frame, he was confused until a Polaroid picture fell from the wrapping paper, he gently caught it.
He looked at the picture and smiled, it was a clearly very drunk him stupidly smiling next to a not drunk but still smiling Jean, he spotted beast in the background looking not too happy and snorted.
He flipped the picture around and saw writing on the back.
- Couldn't do too much on such short notice, Happy 18th Birthday! - Jean
Yeah Birthdays were great