"Dragon Lady Senior, don't tease me. With Senior Lin Yi's godly powers, how could he simply covet beauty?"
Gu Yuena pursed her lips, "Why would I lie to you? Lin Yi has always been very good to me, and of course his kindness is because he likes me. Tell me, why do you think he likes me?"
The Life Goddess replied, "Because you're pretty?"
"Snap!"
Gu Yuena smiled and snapped her fingers, "Right! Of course, there are other reasons, but those don't amount to much in the face of beauty."
Gu Yuena's beauty was openly acknowledged by both humans and gods, a gift from the Dragon God's bloodline. No one who saw her could deny her attractiveness, and being stunned by her beauty was an understatement.
Yet, the Life Goddess couldn't help being shocked.
She hadn't realized it before, but Lin Yi had a thing for beauties. Could this also be the reason he protected Gu Yuena so fervently yesterday?
The Life Goddess suddenly felt a bit relieved. It seemed that sending her to negotiate was indeed the right choice.
The Life Goddess considered herself to be a top beauty in the Divine Realm. Wouldn't negotiating with Lin Yi be a piece of cake then?
She finally felt a bit of hope.
"It's so much fun to fool the timid humans. Who says humans are the smartest? Not necessarily."
Gu Yuena twirled Tang San's Relative Number 598 in her hand, bouncing off and leaving the gua sha queue.
As the line in front shrank little by little, the Life Goddess took dainty steps up to the platform after the second-to-last person finished attacking.
She approached Lin Yi, took a deep breath, and raised her head that had been hanging low, revealing a natural smile, "Nice to see you again, Lin Yi."
Lin Yi squinted his eyes, and only then did he recognize the Life Goddess.
Truth be told, he had been mostly daydreaming while the Gua Sha Masters were attacking; there wasn't much to think about, just throw money and that's it, so he truly hadn't noticed when the Life Goddess arrived in Soul Land.
No Divine Power in her, no allies nearby... very safe.
Lin Yi quickly made a judgment and glanced at Gu Yuena, who probably hadn't noticed the Life Goddess; otherwise, she'd already have flipped out.
"Do you have something to discuss with me? On behalf of yourself or the Divine Realm?"
Lin Yi is indeed clever! He understood my purpose in an instant!
Indeed, coming without anyone, without Divine Power, is the absolute representation of sincerity.
The Life Goddess glanced at Gu Yuena with a hint of dread over her presence.
"It looks like you're done here; can I go inside and talk with you?"
This was indeed a good idea. Lin Yi certainly didn't want to witness a fight between two women late at night, let alone attract more people. He nodded, "Okay, follow me."
Gu Yuena stood rooted in place, watching the human woman she had just been talking to enter the wooden house with Lin Yi. The door slammed shut with a "bang," and she was dumbfounded, completely at a loss.
"That woman... I was just bluffing, but did she learn that quick?! Or is she really outrageously beautiful?!"
Gu Yuena stamped her foot in frustration, "Hey! What are you doing?!"
Lin Yi ignored her, and the Life Goddess hastened into Lin Yi's cabin.
"Bang!"
The door closed.
The cabin was swiftly sealed from the inside, preventing even several stretches of Divine Sense from the Divine Realm from penetrating.
Gu Yuena stood alone outside, the patch of bald Blue Silver Grass beside the road seemed to reflect her current mood.
So abrupt (bald)!
She rushed over and pressed her ear against the door, trying to catch a glimpse of what was happening inside.
"What are they doing in there?!"
Destruction could barely hold back, almost ready to barge in.
Evil immediately grabbed him, "Calm down, Big Brother Destruction! Keep it cool! Can't you see that your wife went in there willingly?"
Destruction: "You know she's my wife! If it were your wife, could you bear to watch?!"
Evil was stunned, then said solemnly, "If it were my wife, I would exchange myself for her and let me endure the humiliation in her place!"
He hadn't erupted yet, but as soon as he said that, the Destruction God exploded.
Asura God looked at Evil: "You have a way with comforting words... Everyone be quiet. Going down now will only cause trouble, let Life handle it."
Destruction struggled fiercely to break free and growled in a hoarse voice, "If she's not out in five minutes, I'm charging down there."
Five minutes later.
Silence fell upon the Divine Realm.
The God of Angels quietly turned to look at the Destruction God, who instantly exploded, pulling out the Staff of Destruction and ranting, "I'm going to kill Lin Yi! Nobody stop me!"
"Nobody stop me!"
He shouted twice, but no one came to stop him, and the Destruction God suddenly felt at a loss...
Asura God signaled Evil with his eyes: "Stop him."
Evil nodded, and immediately hugged Destruction from behind: "Destruction Bro, calm down!"
"Don't anyone stop me! I must kill him! This is too fucking humiliating! That's my wife!"
Destruction growled like a wild beast, his Scepter of Destruction wildly swinging in his hands.
Evil: "Calm down! You must be calm at a time like this, Destruction Bro!"
The God of Angels looked on at this scene with some speechlessness.
So, the Destruction God now cuts a pitiful figure in front of Lin Yi, huh? Wasn't he acting all high and mighty before?
She watched with silent contempt.
Of course, the one she held in utmost contempt was the Sea God, who stood to the side, watching the drama and chuckling.
...
Lin Yi sat expressionless on the bed, looking at the Life Goddess in front of him. He rubbed his brow and said helplessly, "You've asked me for five minutes whether you're pretty or not. What exactly do you want to ask?"
The smile on the Life Goddess's face suddenly stiffened: "Don't you think I'm pretty?"
Lin Yi: "Life Goddess, have some self-respect. You are a married woman."
The Life Goddess frowned: "What does he have to do with it? I'm asking you, am I pretty or not?"
Having said that, she spread her arms and twirled twice in front of Lin Yi.
Her green and gold gown fluttered like a fairy, utterly enchanting. Even without any Divine Power, her beauty and extraordinary temperament were incredibly alluring.
However, Lin Yi always felt as if the Life Goddess's green was about to float over onto the head of Destruction.
What in the world got into this goddess today? Why does she keep harping on the question of whether "she's pretty or not"? She's fucking asked for five minutes already?!
Meanwhile, the main instigator was peeking through a crack in the door, looking inside to see only a blur, as if Lin Yi had pixelated it.
"Damn it, what exactly are they doing inside?! Could it be that Lin Yi genuinely is a man who only likes beauty?!"
Gu Yuena thought dejectedly.
She nearly regretted it to death – why on earth did she idle around and joke with that human woman?!
And that woman, upon listening to a load of nonsense, went straight for the crystal – fucking brazen!
Inside the wooden cabin.
The Life Goddess showed a knowing and beautiful smile on her face, lifted her skirt slightly, and asked with her head tilted, "Am I pretty?"
Lin Yi's heart sank: "Pretty, so what?"
The Life Goddess's eyes suddenly sparkled: "That's good! Then I'll say it, our Divine Realm is also joining the attack squad!"
ps. The unexpected has happened as expected; there will be two updates today.