บท 32: CH 31: Drama on Live TV (E5)
(A/N: When Drew was planned to become a lover, a lot of people were disappointed. I understand, but can't relate. NTR is bad for the newbies of the cursed side of the internet. But when you go down this damn rabbit hole deep enough, NTR will just look like complicated vanilla.*Insert depressed wojak guy meme*)
"W-we're alive...?" Be opened the Rust Bucket's door with shaky legs :"We're alive! We're actually alive!" Rolling his eyes, Alistair took off his seatbelt :"Alright, you're exaggerating it." Walking past Max who was grabbing onto whatever he could find to keep himself in place, a horrified look on his face. And also Gwen, who wasn't much better than her grandpa.
Looking back while holding onto the door to not fall, Ben glared :"Oh yeah?! Well, guess what?! Adding rockets to Rust Bucket with your Techtrix is the exaggeration! I thought I was gonna die! Couldn't you drive it normally?!"
"Too slow for my liking. Now stop crying about it like a baby and let's go inside." Stepping out the car he had so perfectly parked, he walked into the high class hotel he had chosen for them to stay in. He was rich now, better make use of it.
(A/N: Fun fact, the Ben 10 franchise's worth is $7.85 billion! Higher than Twilight, Game of Thrones, Sonic, Digimon and Madden! Now imagine how much the worth of Alistair's show is going to be when it's real life.)
"I'll just continue to drive myself..." Max, still shaken, mumbled to himself. The cousins would never agree to something so hard together.
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"Mgghh..." After posting the new episode, Alistair groaned as he cracked his neck, a towel at hand inside of their room :"I'm going to take a bath. You amuse yourselves, I'm going to take a while. Too tired." Gwen, who was drying her hair after getting out, looked at his wrist curiously :"I get the Nemetrix, but why won't you take off the Techtrix when taking a bath?"
"It's called fan service, Gwen. Need the Techtrix for it. Always need it in a good show." He mumbled, confusing her as he walked into the shower. After quite a while, when the Tennysons were beginning to think he had fallen asleep in the bathtub, he finally got out.
"Hey, Al! Look, we're on TV!" Just to hear Ben's excited voice. Covering his perfect body with a bathrobe, he came to watch the TV while drying his short hair :"Are we now?"
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Will Harangue and we're live on Will Harangue Nation." A middle aged man wearing a black suit and tie, with short, brown hair that grayed at the temples said :"Our top story: it's got to be Alistair Aliyev and Ben Tennyson, 10 year old elementary school students who've been sighted terrorizing several cities in the past week or so."
"Terrorizing?!" Ben gasped. While the others frowned, Will continued :"That's right, ladies and gentlemen. In the past several days, there have been sightings of various strange creatures. They were thought to be weird jokes by people, before being thought of as monsters, and we have just recently found out that they're aliens! That's right, aliens!
All of these strange events had been recorded and posted on the new app called YouTube which was created by Alistair Aliyev himself. Everybody however had thought that these were extremely realistic movies, but we have found the final proof to know that every episode of the show "Predator & Savior" is in fact real today just a few hours ago, when the *** museum of *** city was attacked by two strange creatures that turned out to be aliens as well!"
The pictures of Kraab and SixSix showed up on the screen, before the video of the attack began to play :"These aliens turned out to be bounty hunters, who had been hired to take back these strange devices that let these children transform into extraterrestrial creatures to their rightful owner probably!"
Alistair could feel the veins on his forehead throbbing. Will Harangue, the most annoying character of the entire Ben 10 universe. 'Haaah, it's this bitch, huh? God, I hate this asshole. I thought that he'd lay off since we're children, but I guess he's way too much of a bitch for that. And the worst part is that he's doing this just for publicity!'
Will continued with his bitching :"Clearly, these two children think of themselves as superheroes or something but just interfere in the work of the professionals." Before suddenly smiling :"Speaking of professionals, we have actually managed to contact one of the greatest heroes of all time in such a short notice. I'd like to welcome Captain Nemesis!"
On the other half of the screen, the video call of Carl Nesmith AKA Captain Nemesis appeared with smiles :"Hello, Will, it's a pleasure to be on your show. I'm just sorry I wasn't able to be there in person. I don't get much free time with my lifestyle, as you already know."
"Hahahaha, of course, of course! I wouldn't want to get in the way of you saving civilians, Captain Nemesis!" Will smiled, causing Alistair and the Tennysons to deadpan together :'Ass kisser.' They thought.
The bitch bitched on :"I'm just glad we were able to contact you on such a short notice to get your take on these kids who are playing heroes instead of doing their homework and interfering in the works of actual heroes such as yourself."
Captain Nemesis laughed :"Now now, there's no need to be so hard on them. After all, they are just kids. They probably just want to help the people in need, but don't know that they're probably causing even more trouble-"
"Yeah, I've had just about enough of this bullshit." Suddenly, Alistair appeared next to Will with a red flash and interrupted the old hero. The Tennysons heads whipped to where he was sitting just now, but didn't see anything. Instant teleportation device creation with the Techtrix was handy as hell.
"What the- who the hell are you?!" Harangue jumped out of his seat. The teenager in a bathrobe held up his left hand, showing his Nemetrix to the camera :"Hello, everyone. It's yours truly, Alistair Aliyev.
Frowning, Harangue looked at him and the image of the young boy on the screen :"Huh? What? B-but... that... h-how...?" Hands behind his head, Alistair leaned back on his chair :"A lot of things in the new episode. But that doesn't matter. Just know that I'm Alistair Aliyev himself in the flesh.
Now, you two seem to like talking shit about me and my partner in love TV. So I decided to pay a visit. You know, let you say all that to my face instead of to the camera. Now, please, go on. Don't mind me, continue."
The two old men, who so shamelessly were just dissing two innocent children who just wanted to help people, stood awkwardly in silence. Alistair stared at Harangue nonchalantly :"Come on, go on. I mean, I didn't come here right after my beautiful bath just to look at you.
It's not like you're pleasing to the eye or anything. Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything! I'm not violent or impulsive like that, come on. It's not like I'm barely holding myself back from turning into Menace of anything. The Ultimate version at that. It's the tiger alien with anger issues by the way, in case you didn't know."
To not seem like a total bitch —which he was— on live TV, Harangue turned to the cameraman. Waving his hand in front of his throat to signal him to cut the camera. But Alistair just chuckled :"Oh, no need to worry about the camera, Mr Harangue. I've made sure that nothing will happen to it with the Techtrix.
It's not like we'd want something to ruin the show when you've got a sweet interview with the hot topic himself, right? So, please, go ahead. Feel free to interview me when I've been generous enough to waste my time on your scrawny ass."
Harangue's frown turned into a glare :"Now listen here, you little-" But he shut himself up when Alistair's calm but pissed gaze landed on him :"I said, continue."
Captain Nemesis, who had just been watching awkwardly, finally interrupted with a fake smile :"Now now, son, there's no need to act irrational. Just calm down and-" But was interrupted himself :"Irrational? You're got the guts to use that word with the shit that's been coming out of your mouth?"
Alistair glare moved to him :"So me defending my best friend and myself from criticism and fake news is irrational, but you two grown ass bastards dissing out children who only want to save people's lives on LIVE TV is alright?! Yeah, that's rational! That's literally the definition of rational, isn't it, you wastes of space?! Jealousy is a real bitch, huh?! Now you shut your mouth, damn envious fraud! I'll come for you later! For now, I've got my hands full with another trash already!"
Snarling angrily at the video call, he snapped his fingers, and Captain Nemesis's face disappeared. When his head turned to Harangue, eyes bloodshot in anger, the grown ass man jolted, visibly afraid :"And you! For how long are you going to just stand there like a glorified stick?! Spit out all that bullshit fake news you were about to say to the public, asshole!"
"W-well I-I-" He stuttered, making veins pop up on Alistair's face :"HURRY UP!" As he backed off, Alistair scoffed with a pissed smirk :"Oh, right, you can't! I forgot how you're a wuss who can only talk big behind people's backs. I mean, look at you. Was talking —mad— shit until I showed up, now you can't do shit when I'm —telling— you to say all that to my goddamn face!"
Taking a deep breath to calm himself, Alistair got up angrily :"Now let me tell you something, you fame seeking, jealous piece of shit who would go as far to spread misinformation just for publicity." He walked up to him, looking ready to kill :"Me and Ben just want to help people.
And if you or anybody else can't see that, then that's your problem. But I swear to all that is holy, if I catch you getting on my nerves or trying to as much as diss us again on TV or any social media," When a red flash enveloped him, a roar replaced his voice :"YOU'VE GOT MENACE TO DEAL WITH!"
Seeing the deadly fangs appear mere inches away from his face, Harangue fell flat on his ass in terror. Wetting himself meanwhile. Menace growled as he straightened up aggressively :"DAMN IT, BITCH RUINED MY ENTIRE MOOD! AND MY NOSE TOO, JESUS! SOMEBODY GET THIS BITCH A TOWEL OR SOMETHING, HE PISSED EVERYWHERE!"
Turning to the window, he walked and mumbled aggressively :"Fuck, ruined my goddamn mood." With a red flash, he transformed into Godspeed, but wasn't in the mood to announce it. Instead, he slapped the Nemetrix again.
His black and red body began to be enveloped in sleek armor. His elbows, which were protruding outside, grew longs and into sharp blades with red edges. His tail went through the most dramatic change, growing almost thrice in length, it also grew a hooked blade with glowing edges.
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[Evolved Kineceleran Abilities]
Tribokinesis
Enhanced Speed
Enhanced Agility
Enhanced Reflexes
Enhanced Strength
Enhanced Durability
Enhanced Jumping
Speed Rotation
Speed Kicking
Speed Cutting
Sharp Claws
Vortex Generation
Accelerated Thinking
Heat Resistance
Wall Scaling
Water Running
Prehensile Tail
Retractable Visor
Friction Manipulation
Molecular Vibration
Portal Generation
Static Electricity Generation
Electricity Absorption
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He turned to the camera again :"I'll say this one more time, so all you jealous assholes better listen closely. We don't want to hurt you, neither do we want fame or fortune in doing what we do. Me and my best friend just want to help those in need, that's all. If you still think we're some kind of terrorists, that speaks volume of your intelligence.
And also, this is for the governments across the world. I wish a bitch would try. You got that? If any government tries to pull some shit, pressure is or anything to try and get their hands on these devices, I'm warning you, I —am— in fact dramatic enough to start world war and select nuclear bombs as my casual ammunition. For the sake of the human race, I hope you'll keep your greed in check. Cause as you just saw, I can't do that with my anger issues. Oh, by the way, I didn't come here just to correct your bitch ass, Harangue. Techtrix, you done?"
"[Yes, sir.]" The Techtrix's new British hot dommy mommy voice —different than the Nemetrix's—said as it got out of Harangue's phone :"[His entire search history, including every deleted piece, has been uploaded into the internet. I think the police would like to have a conversation with Mr Harangue very soon.]"
Smirking for the first time in what felt like an eternity, he let his creation cover him in sleek armor :"Glad to hear that. Thanks. Now then, good bye." And he simply disappeared out of sight instantly.
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