บท 2: Up Shit Creek without a paddle
Somewhere in the Re:zero world a Portal from another dimension opened up out of existence and what came fourth was a very familiar and screaming highschooler, who we know by the name Jasper.
"Fuuuuuuuk!!!"
After Jasper came out of the portal while screaming, crashed down and skid across the dirt, getting a mouthful of it and various things inside of the ground.
"Blah blah yuck what the fuck is inside my mouth." After spitting out the mouthful of dirt, he subconsciously took his hand and pulled something out of his mouth, which was a lony worm which kinda look like one of those earthworms.
In pure disgusted from having that thing inside of his mouth chucked the earthworm and started to get the rest of the shit out of his mouth.
After he was done, got up and looked behind him where portal was and it was fastly closing, but a sheet of paper came out of it before it closed.
Being the curious person that he was went over and picked it up and began to read it.
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To Numb nuts, You're probably wondering why this Sheet of paper came out of the portal that I just threw you though and to
answer that I forgot to give you something, that said something is your second Power or
Ability which is the Rokushiki techniques from One Piece.
Now with that out of the way I want to give you a Heads up about the [Total Concentration Breathing], if you teach anyone how to use it they won't be able to activate the [Demon Slayer mark], don't want to give you a guilty conscience that you killed someone from teaching them, to later on kick the bucket because unlike you their body won't be able to adapt to the Mark, and that's about it for that.
P.S. after you're done reading this Sheet of paper you better start running if you know what's good for you.
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After Jasper was done reading the sheet of paper,had a confused look on his face especially on the last part.
'Run? Run from what exactly?'
Before he could wonder on more about the subject at hand, he heard a small squeaking sound which sounded like it came from his right side of his person.
After hearing the little squeak he Subconsciously turned his head to the right in fear and hoping it wasn't what he thought it was, and lord and behold, it was exactly what he feared.
Sitting only a couple meters away was a White rabbit, and not just any white rabbit but the Ousagi in the very flesh itself.
Jaspher didn't think twice before he bolted like a Bat out of hell in the opposite direction where the rabbit was facing.
{A few minutes later}
Here was Jasper on a wide open field God's know where and running so fast it would even put Usain Bolt to shame.
And the reason why he was running? Well, you pretty much can take a gander at an army full of cannibalistic rabbits with glowing red eyes and small horns on top of their heads, endlessly pursuing him like he was their dinner or snack, what he would call himself.
'Oh fuck, how the hell did I get in this situation? I only just arrived in the this world and now I'm facing or more like Running away from One of the Three Great Mabeast's, like how the fuck does that even happen. Do I have bad luck like Subaru or Is it just because that fucking God transported me next to the white rabbit.' Jasper thought, intensely while running for his life from one of the three great catastrophe's that the Witch of Gluttony created.
Is this what the meaning up shit Creek without a paddle is, well I'll tell you it Isn't as funny when you're in that exact situation, especially for me since I'm literally running for my life so I don't get death by bunny like Subaru did.
I've been able to keep a good distance from them, but they're gaining on me fast, it's only a matter of time before they get me because unlike me they basically have infinite stamina.
"Fuck!! stop chasing me you fucking bunnies, I bet I don't even taste that great so cut me some slack and find something bigger to eat!!" I basically shouted at them to stop chase me but alas, to my plead, it seemed to make them more hungry and began to run faster than there already current pace.
'Shit buckets seems like I shot myself in the foot, Fuck, I'm starting to get winded and I don't think I'll be able to keep this up for much longer, but If I stop for even a second, I'm pretty much can kiss my ass goodbye and become a happy meal.'
As It would seem all hope was lost from his intended fate, Jasper seen something in the Distance ahead.
'What is that a dirt road up ahead. Wait a minute is there a bunch of Carriages being pulled by Wolf-like creatures?'
As he got closer, he could see the carriage Calavan more clearly and when he realized that there was actual people in the carriages.
His first response was to Worn them of the incoming Danger, "Hey! Get out of here the White rabbit is coming, get your Sorry asses into gear!" Jasper shouted at the top of his Lungs.
"What?"
"What's going on?!"
"Who's is shouting?!"
"Where's is that yelling coming from?!"
"It's coming from that direction!"
"Yeah, to the of us left!"
All of the Carriage drivers that were minding their own business just driving along on the road suddenly heard someone shouting at the top of their lungs, but couldn't hear exactly what was said.
So they looked in the direction that the shouting was coming from and on the horizon was a teenage boy sprinting towards their direction and not to far behind in the distance was a horde of white bunnies coming their way.
"Oh shit!"
"Fucking hell!"
"Is that the white rabbit!"
"We better get out of here now!"
"What about that kid?!"
"Leave him he's already dead!"
In response of seeing one of the three Great Mabeast's, the carriage drivers sped up their Wolf like creatures to get the heck out of here and leaving the High schooler for Dead.
'You fuckers this is the Thanks I get for warning you, fuck I hope one of your carriages tips over and crushes your skull Motherfuckers.' Jaspher thought in response to the carriage drivers leaving him behind for dead when he kindly warned them
about the killer bunny that was chasing him.
And to his Surprise, he got his wish in the from of when one of the carriage drivers Hitting a rock that was on the road trying to get away from the catastrophe in the form of a white bunny, Which caused one of the wheels to break off tipping the carriage over.
Which through the driver out of the carriage front seat and putting him In the line of the falling down carriage on him and crushing his skull in the process.
Without any time wasted Jasper got to the overturned carriage and saw a Bag of Coins tied to the dead driver's body and without a second thought snatched it of his person.
And without further haste freed the trapped Wolf like-creature who was still strapped to the carriage and cut it loose with a Knife he got from the dead Carriage Driver.
Before The wolf like-creature could take off Jasper through himself on its back as it was trying to get away from the Horde of Bunnies that was coming this way.
After he was able to stabilize himself on his New Mount and with a sigh of relief, "Maaaannn that was just bullshit, speaking of which where are the rest of those Carriage Guys?"
Trying to answer his own question turned his head back in the direction where he fled from with his Mount.
And what he saw was the white rabbit getting further from him by each second, but to his left behind him, he saw the carriage group that left him for Dead was surrounded by man eating bunnies that was about to eat them alive and soon screams followed with agonizing pain.
"Fuck someone help me!"
"I don't want to die!"
"It's all that kid's fault!"
"Hel-aaaaaaaah!"
"Nooooooooo!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaa!"
Hearing their painful screams from being devoured alive by the White rabbit, Jasper couldn't look back anymore and just continue forward, encouraging his Mount to run faster.
"Come on, buddy let's get out of here or will become Rabbit food like those guys back there."
And to his surprise the large wolf he was hiding began to run faster in response to his Riders plead like he could understand him.
"Yeah that's the Spirit, let's get the fuck away from that killer bunny, it will give up eventually if we keep it at this pace!"
Jasper and his Mount kept moving forward without looking back again Riding off into the distance without a care in the world, looking forward for what is in Store for him.
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{Six months later}
"9996, 9997, 9998, 9999 , 10,000."
After the person in the yellow kimono was done swinging his katana overhead with a forward motion went to grab a towel that was on a tree stomp nearby to wipe the sweat off of his face from doing his daily training.
"Can't believe it's been six months, man time sure does fly by." He said to no one particular.
The person in question who was talking to himself Is the very same Highschooler who ran away for his life from the White rabbit six months ago.
Man, I can't believe I'm even here to begin with, It's a long story to so let me explain what happened to me for the past six months.
After I got away from the killer bunny with the Giant Wolf from the Carriage that overturned and killed the driver, I rode my Mount about a full day until I came across a city.
After I got rested up I began to investigate on information of where I was, but I already had a Good guess already from the type of Animals they were using for transportation as soon as I came into this world.
I was in the Kararagi City-States or Usually referred Collectively as Kararagi, is one of the four Great nations of the world, it is known for being a center of trade across the continent and its proto-capitalistic market structure, many of it's citizens are heavily individualistic in nature, leading to the rise of businesses and free enterprise.
The region is described to resemble Japan, specifically the early-modern period feudal Society of Japan, along with influences from other eras and regions such as the German Hanseatic League. This is seen in Kararagi's architecture, implying that one's race matters very little in your status, unlike in top-down true feudal societies such as the one in Lugunica; only your assets count.
The Kararagi City-States were Supposedly founded by Alec Hoshin, who is commonly remembered with the moniker Hoshin of the Wilderness.
By the way, the Hoshin Guy I just mentioned who founded Kararagi was an Otherworlder or somebody who was beyond the Great Waterfall is what the people of this world call someone who claims that their not form this world, and with that little input out of the way, let me continue on about Kararagi's Geography, Culture, Government.
Kararagi is presumably the country farthest to the west, bordering the Kingdom of Lugunica on its east, with Vollachia to its southeast, and Gusteko along its northeastern border. The Lugunican city of Priestella borders Kararagi on the eastern border just across the Tigracy River, and thus shares a unique cultural bond with the region.
Presumably, around the same latitude as Lugunica, the territory supports temperate to sub-tropical climates.
Ligers, Which is the name of those Large wolf-like creatures that were used by those carriage drivers and everyone else in Kararagi, used for steeds around here.
Ligers are a mammalian animal similar to wolves {except much larger and stronger to the point that they can be used as steeds} can be commonly formed found in the region and as such have been domesticated in the same way ground-dragons have been in Lugunica.
Besides being a Hanseatic League-style free trade confederation, the region displays a striking similarity to Japan, mostly the early-modern era {between 1500-1800 A.D}, as well as other influences from nearly all periods of Japanese history. Of course, contact with other nations has also allowed a pseudo-western culture to plant itself within.
The citizens of Kararagi are known to speak with a Kansei Japanese dialect, reflecting Japan's pre-Meiji-era, Kyoto-based society that the country draws inspiration from. Yukatas and other Japanese clothes are commonly worn by the citizens living in Kararagi. As with most other things, the architecture of the region, known in-universe as Wafuu, is similar to designs of Feudal and Edo Japan-era buildings, though some structures resemble English Tudor-dynasty buildings more than anything else.
Based on the official name of Kararagi, it can be inferred that the country is either one unified state with multiple jurisdictions that happen to be entire cities, or a group of mostly independent city states voluntarily in a larger loose confederation. There are ten major cities in Kararagi in total, numbered from one to ten. Each of the ten cities has a single representative, known as a mayor, who make up all ten members of the League of Cities, a council formed by the representatives of each of Kararagi's ten major cities. The representatives come together to elect the country's greater representative, the governor, either every five years or when the current governor passes away. The first governor of Kararagi was Alec Hoshin, but in the centuries since his passing, successive governors have attined the position through bribing the mayors, showing that corruption is rampant within Kararagi's national government.
And that's about does it on Explaining about Kararagi, now Let's get back on me and what I'm doing.
So after I was done getting information, I found out what city I was in and You won't believe my Reaction where I was at, I was in the City of Banan, also known as the Second City Banan is one of the ten major cities of Kararagi.
And it's we're the events of the Sloth If or the REM If takes place in.
OK, now where was I? Oh yeah, so after I got the information on where I was, I'd used
the money that I got or stole from the Carriage driver that died from the White bunny Incident Six months ago.
I pretty much used Half of it already and if I'm careful with Managing the rest It will last six more months hopefully. Before I need to find another income or I'll end up in the streets.
I Also got the basics on [Total Concentration Breathing] down but the [Rokushiki] or [Six Powers] what it's more commonly known by is gonna take a couple of years for me to perform them.
Because unlike [Total Concentration Breathing] the [Rokushiki] requires you to be superhuman by the one piece world standards or being incredibly strong which in Re:zero only a few people that I know of have the necessary strength to perform the [Rokushiki], like Wilhelm or Garfiel for example.
And I'm not attaining that kind of strength anytime soon, so It's gonna be hold off for a couple of years until I'm strong enough to perform it.
I think I wrapped up about what happened after the White rabbit attack , let's get on about the present.
So after I was done with wiping the sweat off my face I walked over to a boulder about around the same size as the one Tanjiro had to cut by his instructor Sakonji Urokodaki, in order to participate in the final selection ceremony so he can join the demon slayer corps and become a officially recognized demon slayer.
I put my hand on the boulder and said to myself, "In about another six months I'm going to split your dumb ass just wait and see you fucking rock!" I Frustrating shouted at this dumb bolder that I've been trying split for the past month.
So after I was done, shouting at the boulder like an idiot I packed up my things and headed back to my apartment complex from the forest that was in the outskirts of Banan city.
And with a skip in my step I looked forward to the near future and let me tell you it wasn't going to be pleasant at all.
[To be continued]
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