บท 83: Chapter 82

"Hello ma'am, I heard reports of a very sexy woman in need of cuddling tonight, may I come in?"

Felicia stepped aside letting me in. She rolled her eyes, "nerd."

"Your nerd," I removed my mask, wrapped an arm around her and kissed her on the lips.

Felicia humned as slwolys she pulled away. Sh looked at the parcel in my hands and smiled, "is that for me?"

"Yup! And you'll never guess what it is!" I teased.

"You bought me a triple chocolate cake with sprinkles," Felicia said with a mischievous smile.

I blinked, "how the hell did you know that?!"

"Twitter's been blowing up," she chuckled tossing me her phone. I saw the pics I took with those people down at the cake shop had become viral. There were comment below it like, 'Who's the lucky girl?' 'Damn, someone gets his fine ass this New Year and I get nothing?!' 'Is he single?' 'Keep eating cake and those pants don't fit anymore Spidey.'

I chuckled, "damn, should have know."

"So..cake?" Felicia asked.

"You do like cake right?" I smiled putting the cake on her desk.

"Oh I love cake, but I think I like you more," she wrapped her hands around me kissing me, and pulling me into her bed. She quickly went on top, her fingers tracing down my suit before she stopped the kiss and grumbled, "I fuckign hate your suit. Always hides the good stuff."

I laughed, "I can say the same thing about anything you wear in general," I pressed the release button and quickly shimmied out of it, "so, tell me, any New Year's resolutions?"

"Hm, yeah, I'm planning on making sure my stupid superhero boy friend doesn't get himself killed," she grumbled.

"Oh relax, what's the worse that can happen?" I laugh.

"That is exactly what you shouldn't say Tiger," Felicia grumbled, "you do realise now something terrible is going to happen right?"

"Oh come on Kitten, what could possibly-"

"-Felicia I'm home!"

I looked into Felicia's eyes and she glared back into my. "My mother," she hissed.

I gulped, "totally didn't see that coming."

"Get out, now!" she yelled out throwing open her window.

I grabbed my suit and tried to put it on but there was no time. I could hear her door being opened so I jumped out the window and crawled up the side of the wall and waited out in the cold snowy night.

"Felicia, happy new year dear," I heard her mother call out joyfully.

"H-hey mom, I didn't expect to see you," she sould nervous, I sighed as I quickly put on my costume, fucking universe.

"Well I got home early because I thought it would be best to spend some quality mother daughter time! Now come, I've made us reservations at that Italian place you like, wear something appropriate please."

Felicia sighed at the door closing before she stuck her head out the window looked at me, "I'm sorry, I didn't think she would be coming over today."

"It's fine, it's my fault really, me and my big mouth," I sighed, leaning down planting a soft kiss on her forehead, "go on, have fun, we'll hang out later."

"Sorry Tiger," she apologized again. I waved it off and jumped off the building swinging into the night.

Well I was already in costume, might as well do some heroing. So for the rest of the night I was out on patrol, stopping a mugging and a gang of thieves from stealing an atm machine in Hell's kitchen.

But as I was swinging by the streets I noticed a couple of homeless people wrapped around in spare clothes, huddled together around a flaming barrel. There were people of all kinds and if they stayed out here tonight it wouldn't be a good idea, the chances of Hypothermia was high.

I called the police and waited on the rooftop for them to arrive. They quickly came and escorted the homeless people to the nearest shelter. But after the police left I was surprised to find the homeless being kicked out once more. Something wasn't right.

I landed before the homeless shelter as people were being kicked out. Everyone noticed me immediately, the man in charge looked scared, a thirty something that looked fat enough to eat a family sized meal all for himself.

"What is going on here?" I asked with a growl, "why the hell are you kicking these people out?"

"W-we don't have enough funds, the city hasn't been giving us enough for all of these people," the man gulped.

"Who is incharge of your funds?"

"C-councilman Nick Daves," the man told me, his finger twitching in worry.

"Fine, how much for these people staying for one night?" I asked drawing the attention of everyone there.

"F-five thousand dollars?"

"Take them back in, I'll get you the funds," I growled at the man, swinging away with my web lines.

I swung to an ATM and quickly drew out the money. I had gotten a bank account for myself so that Sue could directly transfer the funds to my account instead of handing me checks or cash. I had enough cash for them all.

I looked around the city some more and found more people out on the streets this cold night. I convinced them all to go to the shetler.

When I went back to the shelter I came with nearly twice the amount of homeless people. The fat man in charge looked horrified.

I walked up to him and slapped down ten thousand dollars, my monthly salary for this month, "if I find that even one dollar of this money isn't being used to feed and shelter these people, I will hang you by your ankles and use your stomach as a punching bag, understand?"

"Y-yes sir," he gulped and nodded furiously. I guided all the people inside and after making sure they were safe I swung off into the night.

If I found more people out on the streets I would guide them to the homeless shelter I was funding. It was a long night, and by the end I was exhausted. I came home at around 3 in the morning. I stripped out of my costume and proceeded to collapse on my bed.

I sighed and took out my phone, I downloaded the Twitter app, curious as to what people were currently paying about me.

To my utter surprise I was trending, again. This time though it seems somehow people found out about my trip to the homeless shelter. There were pictures of me grabbing the fat man by the collar and yelling at him.

There were also memes of me, one where I was dressed as Santaclaus, one where I was making it rain money. People were even commenting about my new costume, so far it seems they loved it, calling it the coolest thing since the Iron Man armour.