บท 816: 816 Branch 1

She knew that third brother meant that she used the squat pit while he used the chamber pot, which in ancient times was simply a bucket with a lid, not the modern toilet.

"Wife, I didn't use the idiom incorrectly, did I?" he said slyly, "Later, you'll 'stab' me in the pit."

Why did the words 'you pit me bucket' sound so odd to her?

He leaned in close to her, sniffing her like a dog, "Wife, you smell really good, who would have thought you could still emit fragrance from the thatched house."

She shoved him away, "Get lost, immediately!"

She closed the door of the thatched house.

Inside and outside the thatched house, two streams of water sounded simultaneously.

After Su Qingyue finished with her business, she opened the door only to find Xiao Yuchuan hadn't tied his waist belt back up, giving her a clear view of his thing.

Shit! She looked away.

He hurriedly tied his waist belt with a flushed face, blurting out, "Wife, you saw my Dingding!"