CH5

Vandal Savage strode alongside Mr. Villain in silence. A clear look of distaste upon his face as they both came to a stop in front of thick shutters, "You assured me you would be able to reliably deliver Superpowered Mercenaries. . .The only reason I am dealing with you is out of necessity for firepower."

Mr. Villain ignores the jab as his gauntlets glowed. Savage carefully notes this as the shutters rise, "Do not worry first sinner and VILE comrade in arms! I have created three robots which could be the perfect candidates to help you in your COMMENDABLE and evil plans to conquer the world!"

Vandals eyes opened and his frown only grew as he hissed, "Is this some sort of joke? I spent all this time waiting for this!"

"Yes, I know I went above and beyond what was needed! Perhaps, your eyes are too sensitive for these Superpowered monsters I made to help you combat your foes and rivals! Let me introduce the first of them," The glowing gauntlets pointed towards the first humanoid in the lineup.

Upon his chest, a giant G sat. His body is composed of black leather and metal spikes and his eyes glowed red as it stands up and shouts, "Grammar Nazi! Reporting for Duty!"

"Yes, a bit too evil I know but if you have any grammatical errors written down that need fixing he's your guy! Also, built with the ability to endure low tier flying brick packages and go toes to toes with that other Superboy and group you've been having issues with after being programmed with Pre-Cognitive software to deal with the Kid Flash," Vandal's anger slightly vanishes as the Robot blurs and appears before Vandal and Mr. Villain within a second.

"Next if you're feeling for more raw power and less skill! Let me introduce to you the incredible BULK! Yes, the Copyright is pending on that one even though I am not a fool to release him without copyright," Vandal's attention turned from the robot in front of him to the hulking and steaming giant sitting in the corner.

Its skin was a metallic purple that shined in the low light of the room as Mr. Villain did jazz hands, "Once my copyright team finishes The Incredible Bulk will be a powerhouse capable of destroying entire city blocks with ease and eating a football team's worth of food in a quarter of the time!"

The Incredible Bulk hissed as it strode forward getting underneath a comically large weight. The weight was dropped upon its head and balanced perfectly. Vandal composes himself at the sight and puts his hands behind his back. His anger was now gone as he turned towards Mr. Villain with a far more analyzing look, "And why have you never displayed this truth intellect in your. . .actions and deeds? What motivates you?"

"Evil duh! My motivations are far too vile for you to ever understand! Now, for the final one, their name is Rockstar! Sadly, despite its rock and roll powers and audible abilities, I'm unable to sell it to you because of how evil it is. . .For some reason, it keeps turning on with the desire to kill John Lenon. . .Either Way, that aside the price of the two robots is Sixty Quadrillion dollars," A growl comes from Savage lips as he turns on his heels.

He glances upwards towards the form of Mr. Evil as he mutters, "Enough with your games. I am a well-connected and dangerous man like you, in all your madness are certainly aware of. You are clearly a brilliant man so I will give you a warning. Throw aside the foolishness and tell me the true price of these robots."

"Fine. . .Fine I will dispose of the false Idol which I pose upon myself and be truthful with you. I ask a single favor in exchange for me lending you out these robots. . .I grant you these robots, in exchange I expect you fully to help me do a single vile deed. You will help me STEAL DA MOON," Mr. Villain's voice changed for a second and Savage frowned.

With a faint growl, he whispers, "I will remember this." Savage soon slips past Mr. Villain and begins walking away. Mr Villain paused and sighed, glancing at his creations.

"Shit. . .Seems the Island I rented will be repoed and my plans to conquer the Moon with a shrink ray have failed," Mr. Villain releases an exaggerated sigh as Rockstar's eyes finally turn online. Mr. Villain paused, glancing at his gauntlet and muttering, "I didn't do that- What?"

The robot's eyes glow brighter and his chest hot red as he screams, "KILL JOHN LENON. DETONATION OF DEMON GRAVITY REACTOR STARTING NOW." Mr. Villain goes stiff as the quantum buildup begins to visibly dance around the room.

Mr. Villain begins running fast as possible passing Savage and screaming, "RUN MOTHERFUCKER RUUUUN!" Savage pauses and glances behind him. The air around the robot shimmering apart as rage fills the very air itself. Savage quickly begins to run alongside Mr. Villain.

"What in the bloody hells is a Demon Gravity Reactor," Savage pants out as he catches up with Mr. Villain whose far larger form was doing him no favor for running as his belt flash a bright red.

"Basically gravity being used to fuel a reactor! Cool right but not that powerful alone so I managed to get a demon stuck inside of it as well," Savage makes a small note to kill Mr. Villain as soon as he had the chance. This thought still went strong even as Mr. Villain grabbed Savage's hips and vanished in a flash of light far away from the mainland. Mr. Villain stumbles but keeps running, "WE'RE ONLY A FEW HUNDRED MILES AWAY KEEP GOING! LET'S HIT THE CARDIO GOALS"

Savage blinks and glances behind him before feeling a faint pull tug on him. . .and then within a split second the night turns to day as a Mushroom cloud appears over the Island as Savage hisses, "You mean to tell me even this far away we're not safe from the fallout!"

"Oh no we are just that the Demons gonna be pissed as hell at me for trapping it in the box. No radioactive fallout really just a Demon haunting me- OH SHIT I THINK I SEE HIM" Mr. Villain shouts in the distance as he keeps running leaving Savage stranded and alone.