บท 5: Chapter 5
(Krystian)-Ich bin... Krystian Impaler.....hahaha.... But I have to take another stick.... Maybe one day I will win the title of Impaler. Sounds dangerous...hehe...But it stinks...uh...disgusting.
Krystian's murderously comic rampage began from the moment he killed the first Goblin. It was pure madness and pandemonium, starting with him tearing off the Goblin's limbs with his own hands and laughing at the state of creation, calling him " Hull ".
Moving on to more and more complex games. And when he realized that Goblins were not that dangerous, Krystian even fought a bare-knuckle duel with them. An interesting fact that he remembered from the bare-knuckle fights was the fact that the Goblin's bone structure is really delicate and much more brittle than the human bone structure. Krystian has beaten the Goblin Heads many times. However, you will shove the Wooden Baton into the Goblin's anus and pull its legs while keeping your leg on the other end of the Baton. Until the fat end came out in Goblin's face. Was probably one of the most disgusting things he did during that hour.
(Krystian)-I'm fucking dizzy... wait... an hour... it's already... fast... fast... And I hope I'm not wrong... Because I feel sorry for those beautiful stones...
Now, Krystian, after killing the last Goblin and storing another Goblin core in his improvised pouch, began to feel dizzy. It was unclear whether it was a warning effect of the system or the result of inhaling the smell of Goblins' entrails and feces for too long. However, the fact remained that a few seconds after realizing that the time limit for staying in this world had expired, Krystian was unable to take the jewels with him. This was not only due to his limited inventory but also because of his less-than-friendly accommodations at Arkham Resort.
So Krystian stepped back, almost running to the corridor where he had previously started playing in what turned out to be the Dungeon. He wasn't sure if he would appear in another place if he returned at a point where he was far from where he started.
So you don't want to appear in the corridor, in the security room or in the worst case, in the wall of the building. He preferred to quickly return to the corridor where he had started playing not an hour earlier. He simply placed the jewels in the very corner in a dark place. So that while he's gone, some random person won't steal his loot.
And exactly a few seconds after placing the cores in the corner of the room, the scenery around Krystian became blurry and he was instinctively forced to close his eyes. And as he expected, he appeared in exactly the same place, but this time he appeared standing, and not as before when he disappeared sitting.
(Krystian)-,,Okay, now get dressed quickly... fuck....."
Krystian forgot one important aspect, his hands and feet were covered in blood. Goblin blood is more scarlet than human blood, but this is not an ideal excuse for the Guardians. So Krystian, thinking about how to get out of this situation, came up with the only idea he could do in such a short time. Remembering that in 28 minutes he will have to "voluntarily" undergo "treatment" again. This way it was:
Self-harm
It wasn't the best way, but he didn't have a therapy animal to use as an excuse.
Fortunately, Arkham Asylum is not famous for its 5-star rooms, but for its dilapidated cells devoid of any items. Not to mention the slowly deteriorating structure of the walls... And one of them is within easy reach. Krystian noticed a properly shaped element of plaster, it was very cheap stiffened concrete with a more triangular shape. However, they were durable enough to be used as an excuse.
However, cutting the skin of your hand with a piece of concrete is not easy. And even after several attempts there was no effect, so Krystian literally bit into his hand, gently, but enough to draw blood. And to mask the Goblin blood, because its color would attract attention if, for example, Batman was checking the Joker or someone with a similar scanner in the eyes.
(Joker)-Hohoho....Neighbor. Did Bobby bring you strawberries... Hohoho... I hope you left me some?
The Joker's face, as usual, stuck out of the small window with bars on the side wall and looked with a mad smile at his strangely red arms and legs.
At his comment, Krystian laughed similarly madly. And already seeing the guard opening his cells, he said, amused.
(Krystian)-Mr.J....Not that I'm a doctor... but blood is said to have antifungal properties... And with a concrete floor, it's very easy to get this type of disease... Hehehe... Maybe I'll finally get slippers... I want a plush unicorn... or I don't know... I don't know... they have cat heads... such fluffy balls... Hahahaa
In the middle of Krystian's statement, the Guards overpowered him and took him by force to the medical section. To first bandage and disinfect his hand. And to give him a little longer "Treatment". And after about an hour and a half, Krystian returned to the cell very sore. Because the doctor maliciously turned up the Volts, after Krystian said that he would like to visit him to play with his wife, he said so after seeing a photo that fell out of the doctor's wallet.
But now Krystian was sitting on the ground in the corner of the room, having a moment of silence after Joker was taken for treatment. Krystian sat down and activated the System and couldn't hide the joy hidden within it.
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[Lottery] [<-----] [-------]
>Lottery Keys in your possession:
- Goblin Loteria Key x23 [Open]
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(Krystian)-I hope that they will give animations for the draw... maybe even a CSGO theme... Whatever...hehe...
The draw unfolded as follows. After pressing the 'open' button, two small windows appeared: x1 and x10. Krystian chose x10, and after a while, a semi-transparent box materialized before his eyes. Its appearance resembled an old wooden pirate chest complete with a log, blending into the surroundings. The only distinguishing feature was the key, with one end bearing a small green goblin wearing a loincloth. Upon unlocking the chest, 10 face-down cards appeared above it. The cards were plain gray on the outside, devoid of any decorations. After a brief moment, all 10 cards revealed their contents, which failed to elicit a strong emotional reaction from him.
And after opening the remaining thirteen, his mood remained unchanged.
Krystina received exactly x5 stones to throw. Which he had to throw over the top of the cell, luckily they fit between the bars. x10 leather hip bands, including 3 color variants, light grey, dark brown and light brown. All too small to even be used by him. So he had to flush them down the toilet.
And the hardest ones to get rid of...4 wooden clubs and one rusty dagger. Sticks thrown out the window are just a piece of stick for a third party. However, a rusty dagger is a completely different story. However, Krystian came up with a way to solve this as well. Fortunately, the idiots had surrounded the toilet with a torn curtain, so it was impossible to see what he was doing. Especially since he stuck the dagger between the toilet and the wall, so that it couldn't be seen either from the Joker's window or from the corridor.
And only the last three were really useful and were not material items.
The first of the last three was a passive skill. What is "weak regeneration" is a racial skill of Goblins. And that is why Goblins did not die so quickly during the merry madness that took place an hour earlier. Krystian, as a human, did not have any or only the most basic skills that ordinary people have. The second skill was is the "Bomb Ball Throw"...Unfortunately, it is not a skill that materializes a small bomb in your hand. No... it just makes you throw a previously prepared ball of shit when you activate it. And when it comes into contact with the target, it explodes and releases poisonous gas. Not very strong, but extremely harmful to the average person.
The last drop from was something that definitely showed an interesting possibility of the Lottery. It was a simple "Summon Goblin" scroll. It looked like a yellowish A4 sheet of paper with a Goblin drawn with a very thick pencil, surrounded by a magic circle. According to the description, you only need to tear the paper in half to activate the magic scroll. moment, the Goblin will be summoned. Krystian wasn't sure if it was the item that belonged to the summoner's Goblin, or if it was a lottery feature that allowed you to summon a creature you killed as a familiar. Although they didn't write anything about the Goblin, whether it would disappear after some time, whether it had intelligence, only that he will obey the order.
However, ignoring this, Krystian hid the scroll behind the toilet and now just lay there and looked at the ceiling. Thinking about the stairs found in the Dungeon, whether to go up or down.
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