บท 98: 1 Angry Ghost Part 1
About 10+ chapters left until the Panty and Stocking Arc is over with folks!
Also happy Birthday to me as of yesterday November 10th I am now in my late twenties but hey at least I don't feel any different since I was 21 at least so I'm going to keep these stories going strong!
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"…. Are you sure about this? If we go through with this there's a good chance they will hate us as a result."
"I am, if we do this there's a good chance both of our powers will evolve from both the strongest beings of heaven and hell, besides, so long as we don't kill her they will forgive us at least."
"Hmmm…. Well we will just have to wait and see, he's almost figured out who the Hells Monkey is so the final battle is on the horizon."
"I see, but this should end here so until then." I say before me and him began to walk away back to what we were originally doing.
*****
Two weeks later.
"Money, money, I do love me some money ahhh." I grin as I lay in my massive master bed as I count up all my money that just surrounded me as I was staying at my Villa.
*Vrrt Vrrt*
"Hmm? What do they want?" I say looking at the caller ID on my phone before going over to pick it up.
"Yeah? You need something?"
"Jacket! You got to help us out! These Pigs locked us up in jail for a crime we didn't commit." I heard Panty cry out on the other end of the phone, I was however surprised they let them use their own phones but I think police stations don't have ones for people to use in this world at least, maybe.
"So what the hell are you guys accused of?"
"Supposedly we went and killed a friendly ghost that was accepted by the city as an official citizen or some shit! And now thier planning to put us on some judgement tv show or some shit!" Stocking seemed real pissed about all this stupid situation.
"Wait are you guys talking about that Tv Show called Judgement Day? Because that's the only show that broadcasts trials live and make a spectacle of it all." And I could think who was involved in all of this as well, those Demons really have it out for the sisters every step of the way.
"Yeah! That's the one! You got anyway to help us out of this?" Panty shouts back as she will take any help at this point.
"Well first take me off speaker then I'll tell you my plan…."
*****
Few hours later.
Suddenly a flash of lights turned on as the studio lights turned on while the crowd began to cheer as the show began to start.
"JUDGEMENT DAY!!!" You could here the sound of the announcer shout out which got the audience all nice and excited before he appeared behind a group of sexyily dressed women.
"Ladies and Gentlemen we have an exciting show for you tonight as the trial of two of Daten City's rising stars, they are none other than the two celebrity sisters Panty and Stocking!" He shouts out getting the crowds cheer as the girls move out of the way to reveal Panty and Stocking who while cuffed to the table they were at waved at the crowd as they cheered to see them as well.
"Now will these two ladies still deserve the love and affection along with receiving our creepy fan letters, or should these heartless harpies be executed on live television for the world to see?!?! Well let's find out shall we?!" He says before going over to the two of them.
"So ladies how does it feel to be on the defendants stand for the first time in your life?" (Announcer)
"…. This guy smells old oatmeal." (Stocking)
"Why does he smell like a paint to me?" (Panty)
Though only saying that got the crowd cheering for them making them wave and smile some more at them.
"Thanks guys! Know I would bang you all if I could!" Panty says before blowing a kiss to the crowd as they cheer even harder as Stocking just shakes her head at how horny and stupid the people in this city are.
"My my girls, not only your die hard fans are in the crowd are here tonight, but you haters as well!!!" The announcer calls out while the other half of the crowd erupted in anger before holding up signs as they hated the anarchy sisters for killing ghosts, even Jacket was included but it was less compared to the sisters in the crowd overall.
"Now everyone it's time to introduce our prosecutor and the true hero of our show!!! Everyone give a warm welcome the most charismatic and beloved man of all victims everywhere, with well over 9,999 wins under his belt and hoping to make this one his 10,000 milestone win! Everyone give it up for our very own Tom Croose!!!!" The announcer shouts out as the crowd cheers as the lights converge on the opposite side of the show stage and out of a billowing cloud of smoke as probably one of the hottest men in Daten city and the world over appeared.
Flowing combed back red hair and steely gray eyes with a perfectly defined jawline, wearing a long white collared shirt, topped with black vest, black dress pants with black leather loafers appeared before them all as the crowd roared with even louder cheers than compared to the cheers that Panty and Stocking had recieved.
"Respect the cock and tame the cunt. And of course, by cock, I mean our hallowed justice system. That great blind cock that towers over us all and comes down hard on those who do bad! Like those who killed Mr. Husband! And by cunts, I, of course, mean CUNTS! Cunts like these two fallen angels who ruthlessly snatched away the life from our poor victim! These cunts who must be tamed before they try to destroy all of the joys of manhood! Our cock of justice will make these cunts wet with the moist tears of regret from what they've done!" Tom Croose as he laid his entrance statement down upon the sisters as he got uproarious cheers in return.
"Now let's turn to the video evidence we have on the two sisters from what they have done to the innocent Mr. Husband." The announcer says before hitting the button to talk about the life and death of Mr.Husband.
Mr.Husband was the nicest Ghost in Daten City, the only one known so far to never cause any problems for the normal citizens and actually was very helpful to people while not long after he was officially recognized as a citizen, and after a bit of time married his lovely wife Pet Ghost, but Tragedy struck as a week ago on November 27th and approximately 10PM Mr.Husband was unfortunately Murdered! In Daten City Central Park as he was going to meet his wife for a lovely dinner and some late night karaoke." (Announcer)
"Sounds like a pretty cunt move to me." (Tom Croose)
"Yeah? And so what? Poor guy got killed but what exactly does that have to do with us in the first place?" (Panty)
"Do you guys have anything close to evidence or are you trying to throw us under the bus for tv content?" (Stocking)
"Heh, I'll show you soon enough." Tom Croose says with a smirk before the announcer cuts in.
"Alright, while this maybe a TV show we still need to give our defendants a real defense lawyer, but as it's a TV show we will let them choose from three choices available to them!" He says before pressing a button as three hidden stalls popped up before everyone to see.
"Alright ladies you have three options to choose from, will you choose 1 'The Least Qualified Lawyer', 2 'The Cheapest Lawyer', or 3 'The Smartest Lawyer'?!"
*****
30 minutes ago
"Remember, choose the Least Qualified Lawyer, it's the only way I can come in to help you, don't worry my disguise is impeccable, if you didn't know it was me you'd think I was just some random person on the street."
*****
"We choose number 1." Stocking calls in which gets the surprise and shock of the crowd, even the Announcer and Tom Croose were a bit stunned as well.
"Number 1? Is this decision final?" Announcer asks just to make sure while he was sneering inside his head at how stupid these two sisters were.
"Yeah! We choose number 1" Panty says finally their decision.
"Alright Number 1 it is, now let's see who your lawyer is." The announcer shouts out as the other stalls disappear before the stall pops open in a puff a smoke before the figure of their lower appears to the surprised and shocked eyes of the Anarchy sisters.
"Nyufufufufu! A wise decision on your part girls! Just leave it to me! Hifumi Yamada to get you out of this predicament!" I said with a smirk as I pushed up my glass as they glowed in an ominous light.
'Never thought I'd willingly would make myself look like this once more.'
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