บท 29: Brother-In-Law Meets Sister-In-Law
บรรณาธิการ: Dragon Boat Translation
Red Chili Pepper's shock disappeared in a flash. It was as if the long whip in her hand had transformed into a fire snake as it constricted around the fourth elder who attempted to escape.
Bang!
The fourth elder was forced to roll on the ground like a dumpling. The parts of his body that the whip was in contact with made sizzling sounds, and white smoke rose from them. It was as if he had been entangled by a burning chain of iron. His body emitted the smell of roasted meat.
"Ah!"
The fourth elder was in excruciating pain. He removed his transformation and returned to his original form.
However, it was useless.
The fiery red whip, which could change its length, was still wrapped around his body.
A variant weapon?
The fourth elder completely lost his will to even struggle. A weapon that could have even a little spirituality had to at least be of the variant grade.
It was probably because of this confidence that Red Chili Pepper did not put Zhao Hao in her eyes at all and allowed him to watch the show from the side.
"Hand over all your belongings or die."
Red Chili Pepper's voice was indescribably crisp and melodious. It could be said to be the best voice in the World of Evolution.
When the voice that sounded like it came from an angel entered the fourth elder's ears, it sounded no different to him than the summoning of the devil.
The fourth elder remained stubborn, "Whether I go right or left, the paths only lead to death. Don't f*cking dawdle!"
Red Chili Pepper smiled sweetly. "Heh, even if there are two paths to your death, one is a quick death, while the other is an extended and extremely unpleasant death. Which one do you choose?"
In the morning light, her smile was as beautiful as a painting, dazzling and mesmerizing.
Zhao Hao was immersed in that smile. He knew someone who had the same smile.
However, this smile that could captivate all living beings had a completely different meaning in the fourth elder's eyes. It was rumored that the more Red Chili Pepper wanted to kill, the more beautiful her smile would be. His heart was in a mess. He did not even have the choice to commit suicide. Which way should he choose to die?
"I'll give you three seconds to consider. Hand over your items and I won't kill you."
The fourth elder was overjoyed and suspected that he had heard wrongly.
He had heard that Red Chili Pepper was someone who stood by her word. If she said she would not kill him, then she would not do it.
He thought deeply. Could it be that Red Chili Pepper wanted to use him as a spy to deal with Boss Ghost?
There was only really one prerequisite to evolution: survival!
If your combat equipment was taken away, then simply look for more. If you lose your evolution crystals, they simply kill some more.
But if you lost your life, then everything would be meaningless.
In this world, heroism and the willingness to die rather than surrender were just illusory legends. Most of the people who entered the World of Evolution were not good people. They never had the courage to die rather than submit.
The fourth elder easily made the decision within the three seconds he was given. He unbound the few pieces of combat equipment he owned and handed them all over.
Seeing Red Chili Pepper counting the spoils of war like a little money-grubber, he turned around and ran.
Bang!
After running a few steps, the fourth elder was pulled back by the fiery red whip.
The fourth elder shouted in terror, "You said you wouldn't kill me!"
"I'm not. I'm just pulling you." Red Chili Pepper smiled slyly. That smile made the fourth elder fall into utter despair. She then said in a crisp voice, "If you can endure a hundred lashes, I'll let you go."
The fourth elder's face turned pale. He did not think that he could withstand a hundred lashes.
Unless… Red Chili Pepper did not intend to use all her strength when lashing him.
This slim glimmer of hope made the fourth elder decide to take a gamble.
Red Chili Pepper's snow-white hand pointed at a tree and said coldly, "Hurry up and lie down under that tree. Don't let me see your disgusting face!"
The fourth elder's face was ashen as he lay down next to the tree reluctantly.
Pa!
Red Chili Pepper lashed out with her whip, hitting the fourth elder's back hard.
"Ah!"
The fourth elder let out a slightly exaggerated scream, and there was a hint of joy in his heart.
He secretly calculated that he could withstand a hundred lashes of this strength.
I can endure, I can endure!
The fourth elder was overjoyed and unconsciously shook his buttocks as if saying, "Come, Queen, whip me hard!
Pa!
After the second whip, the fourth elder had already begun to believe in love.
He realized that Red Chili Pepper had not increased her strength at all. He wondered if this woman had an uncle complex and had a good impression of him.
Pa!
With the third whip, the fourth elder's thoughts stopped and his consciousness dissipated.
That sliver of fantasy had become the last remnant of his life.
Red Chili Pepper's third whip brought with it the force of a thunderbolt, slashing the fourth elder's waist into two.
Glancing at the corpse that looked like it had been cut in half, Red Chili Pepper spat out two words in an unladylike manner, "Idiot."
Zhao Hao was dumbfounded and exclaimed, "Qing'er, you're still so rough."
"Don't call me so intimately. I'm not that close with you!" Red Chili Pepper glared at him fiercely.
"Can't you act a little more like a sister-in-law?" Zhao Hao said like an old man. "You're so fierce every time you see your brother-in-law."
"Pah!" As her nickname suggested, Red Chili Pepper was not ladylike at all. She was more like a spicy pepper that could kill people. She said quickly, "Surnamed Zhao, you're just my sister's boyfriend. You're not married. Why should I call you brother-in-law?"
Zhao Hao was speechless.
Red Chili Pepper looked at him like he was a weakling and sneered, "Since you've come to the World of Evolution, you're at most my sister's ex."
"Impossible," Zhao Hao said arrogantly. "Weiwei and I truly love each other. We're destined to get married!"
"Idiot, you're indeed a sports special enrollment student with all muscle and no brain. You were probably only taught by your physical education teacher, right?" Red Chili Pepper looked at him as if he was a pig and gloated, "Use your pig brain and think. You're in the World of Evolution, while my sister is in China. I think even your biological parents think you're dead. Do you think my sister will continue to wait for you?"
Zhao Hao was stunned speechless once again.
Seeing that he had suffered, Red Chili Pepper was in a good mood. She gloated even more and poured cold water on him, "Even if my sister wants to wait for you, do you think my parents will agree? In a few years, my sister will definitely get married. Hmph, and the groom will definitely not be you!"
Zhao Hao's expression turned very ugly. His heart sunk into despair.
He had a male classmate who walked into the rainbow pillar of light a year ago when he was drunk.
That person's girlfriend was sad for a few months, and then she got a new boyfriend.
In the eyes of most people, this was a very normal thing.
Since her ex-boyfriend had disappeared, the woman did not have the obligation to wait foolishly for her entire life.
Red Chili Pepper's pretty face had a heart-throbbing smile on it. She looked at Zhao Hao who was on the verge of tears with enjoyment and mercilessly attacked him, "Your aura is not even that of a rare evolver, right? How many years do you have the confidence to survive in this damn world? Humans have yet to find any clues on how to return to Earth. If you want to wait until humans find a way to teleport back, it will take at least eight to ten years. Even if I were to overestimate your abilities to the greatest extent and you live until then, what can you do?"
After a pause, she tirelessly poured cold water on him. "Ten years later, when you return to Earth, my sister's children will already be in primary school. Hehe, young man, please use your imagination. That scene is just too beautiful, is it not? Will you even dare to see it yourself?"
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