บท 31: Kakashi's peaceful times destroyed once again...
Meanwhile at the cafe
Tenshi looked up to see a kid shouting at Hiruzen. He tilted his head and the kid made some hand seals before transforming into a fat woman!
Tenshi's face contorted into a different shape!
Naruto ran over and smacked the kid back to his normal form, shaking his fist and shouting something before demonstrating the Jutsu, transforming into a beautiful naked girl, even posing.
Tenshi's lips twitched as Naruto reverted back, explaining the principles to the kid, who nodded and tried again, this time he transformed into a beautiful naked girl with brown hair, jumping up.
Hiruzen bled from his nose and fainted.
The kid reverted and clasped hands with Naruto as though recognizing the boss in his heart.
Tenshi watched this all happen with twitching lips.
As Naruto was… 'teaching'... Sasuke and Sakura walked in, looking around.
They saw Kakashi at the back and walked over quickly. Tenshi watched the two walk by and glanced at Sasuke, look at that.
A famous guy walked into his Cafe!
Maybe he should take a picture?
Sasuke glanced at Tenshi and muttered "This damn guy…" Sakura looked over and asked, "Huh? Sasuke, you know that lady?" Sasuke snorted, "Man." Sakura was dumbfounded, "Man!? Looking like that?!" she touched her excessively large forehead and wanted to cry, inside she was screaming 'Where does this bastard get the balls to look better than me?!'
Naruto walked in from the Terrasse and coughed, closing the door, "Sheesh! I almost suffocated standing out there!" before running over to Kakashi, kicking his leg "Bakakashi! I knew you were here! Damn! Forget the coffee! You're a team leader!"
Kakashi grabbed Naruto's neck and thought 'Just a bit… Nobody would know… I'll read in peace!' before letting him go and groaning "Ughhhh! Can't you stay with the Shadow Clone?" Naruto sat on the chair at the table and crossed his arms, huffing.
Sakura and Sasuke came to sit down as well.
Kakashi looked at them and sighed boredly, "What are your likes, dislikes, and dreams…" Tenshi coughed violently and laughed behind the counter. Kakashi looked at him and Tenshi made a straight face, very serious, not laughing at all.
Kakashi turned back and Tenshi laughed before stopping and looking serious, staring at the coffee machine. Naruto pointed at Tenshi, shouting "I SAW YOU LAUGHING!" Tenshi shook his head and said innocently, "I've never laughed in my life."
Sasuke sighed, "Me neither." Naruto sat down and laughed, "Of course not because you're just a Bakasuke!" Sasuke grit his teeth, "Bakaruto, you better shut your damn mouth!" Naruto ignored him, saying "Where's Hinata?"
Tenshi brought over Hot Chocolate for all three of them, saying sadly "She flew the nest to spread her wings as a Ninja…" Kakashi's lips twitched, this guy… he was making bird puns now?
Tenshi wiped a tear and sighed, "I'm worried she won't fly straight." before turning to Sakura, "If you don't become a Kunoichi, you can come work here…" as he walked away, lamenting "My little server… I'm devastated…"
Neji's lips twitched as he drank his Moka with extra chocolate on top.
Tenten sighed and looked up from her book, "I miss Hinata-chan already. She was so cute." The female Anbu sighed sadly, muttering "I'll never forget when she stared at me, waiting for an order… she'll be missed."
Shikaku sat at a table, sipping an Espresso, muttering "She's still alive…" Shikamaru was sitting in front of him, looking at the Shogi board as he muttered, "It's the sentimentality, old man." Shikaku sighed, "Kids these days… What a drag." Shikamaru sighed right after him, "Seriously… such a drag…"
Sakura's lips twitched and Kakashi clapped his hands, "Great! Now that we know each other, leave me alone." Sasuke muttered, "Unreliable…" Naruto muttered, "Coffee addict…" Sakura muttered, "Lazy bum…"
Kakashi's eyes twitched and he sighed in frustration, "Alright! Listen, tomorrow, we'll be doing an exercise to see if you got what it takes to be ninja. If you fail then you'll be returning to the academy and your ninja career will be gone. Reduced to atoms. Dust in the wind."
Naruto was shocked, "What was the point of the academy then?!" Kakashi clarified, "66% of Graduates don't become ninja. The Academy trains ninjas but not everyone has what it takes, ask Tensei over here."
He pointed to a guy on the side, reading with glasses on. He looked up and smiled, nodding, "I wanted to be a ninja too, but I failed the exam a long time ago. Now I run a Takoyaki stand."
Naruto shouted in disbelief, "TAKOYAKI TENSEI!?" Tensei chuckled, "That's me!" before going back to reading happily.
Sakura muttered, "Shouldn't he be… you know… manning the Takoyaki stand?" Kakashi waved, "He's on a break. Listen. This test will be extremely difficult, I would suggest you don't eat breakfast tomorrow, otherwise you might throw it up!"
Tenshi looked over and said gently, "Oh, Kakashi… You're paying for these kids, right?" Kakashi paused and looked up, saying in disbelief "They didn't- I wasn't-" before sighing.
Sakura took out some money, asking "Well, how much is it, I have some money with me…" Naruto drank the Hot Chocolate and smiling happily, "400 Ryo each!" Sakura froze and laughed twice, "Haha. Would you look at that! Left my purse at home! Ha…"
Naruto froze and turned his head stiffly to see Tenshi smiling at him with a hint of evil at the corners of his lips, "Garbage boy… My trash cans are full…" Naruto shivered and begged, "Kakashi-sensei! Come on, just pay for me!"
Kakashi shook his head continuously until Naruto said "I'll reveal your reading list!" Kakashi paused and said slowly "I'll kill you." Naruto snorted "If I don't pay it wouldn't be right! I'd rather die!" he looked noble, but he was sweating all over.
Sasuke tasted the Hot Chocolate and frowned, "I hate sweet things!" before he continued drinking anyway.
Kakashi looked at these three funny guys before sighing and saying "You all owe me 1200 Ryo each." as he gave Sakura 1200 Ryo to pay for their drinks.
Sakura walked over and handed the money to Tenshi, who smiled, "Could you put it down, I have a cleanliness problem…" Sakura's lips twitched and she put the money down. Tenshi let out a breath and pinched the money with a napkin putting it away as he smiled at her, "So? Are you looking for a job, Sakura-chan? Here and there, part-time."
Sakura looked at him speechlessly before replying "Uh… No, that's alright… Thanks…" Tenshi sighed but smiled kindly, "Well, if you change your mind, I'll be here." before looking up, "Ebisu, same as usual?"
Sakura shook her head and sighed, going back to the table and sitting down.
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