บท 213: Surprise, Surprise, There Was Nothing Here

"Then how do we kill them?" asked Deng Jun Hie as he looked between me and Wang Chao.

"You have to first cut off their heads before you burn them," said Liu Yu Zeng as he opened the door to the RV gesturing for everyone to get out. "If you only cut off their heads then you have two zombies to deal with once they regenerate. If you only set them on fire then it doesn't phase them as they regenerate as fast as the flame burns them."

I feel like we have been saying this so much that I want to bang my head against a wall every time we do. Is it possible to send out a mass email? Mass text? No…

Stupid fucking EMP.

Or maybe I should blame it on all the movies and video games that rotted everyone's brains to think that killing the living dead was easy. They were living dead for a reason. (They didn't stay dead!)