8:43am
: Okay, which one of you wrote fanfiction about me and in some cases me and Kara?
: we take full credit for that
: though it was mostly me who did the work
: rosie did fuck all apart from the first sentence
: ...
: miss luthor if you don't mind me asking why were you looking for fanfiction about you and kara anyway?
: oh snap
: do you want the link miss luthor cause we'd be happy to give it to you
: Link them please.
: For research purposes of course.
: oooh kara's here with our coffee guys
: she's so fucking nice aw
: i would marry her if i hadn't already married the love of my life
: aw babe (to the second part not the first) love you [3
: ugh it's so sappy in here
: guys stop making out on the work bench
7:34pm
: where are you guys
: me and lena are already here waiting
7:34pm
(annoyed): Alex, where are you? Me and Lena have been waiting.
(nervous): Umm... *nervous laugh* M-Maggie's aunt is giving b-birth so we had to go and do that.
(confused): What? Do you guys need help or...
: *coughs* Uhh, no it's fine. *incoherent mumbling* Everything is under control here.
(hissing): So you're just going to leave me with Lena? Who I happen to have a crush on?
: Kara, you'd better tell her what you feel about her tonight or I will get mom to stop making chocolate pecan pie whenever we go back to Midvale.
(hissing): You set me up!
(hastily): Havefunbye! *hangs up quickly*
7:34pm
: Where are you?
: my aunt is giving birth
: sorry
: Maggie, your aunt is in her mid-fifties.
: Unless you're talking about the insect.
: uhh what's kara doing
: She's on the phone with Alex.
: who is with me yes
: Maggie, what's going on?
: my aunt is giving birth
: Maggie, I'll buy you a very expensive scotch if you tell me what you and Alex have done.
: awh shit luthor you're no fun
: fine
: Well?
: me and alex purposefully ditched you so you can admit your gay feelings to kara
: Are you fucking kidding me.
: it was roulette's idea actually
: I swear to god I am going to kill that woman.
: look lena
: it's the perfect chance to tell her
: i believe in you
: Kara's finished with her call. I'll update you after dinner.
: you go luthor!
7:47pm
: right mags
: time for another bet
: on your sister's love life?
: duh
: i say lena will make the first move to kiss kara after their feelings share
: really? i feel like they won't even share their feelings and they'll just go straight to kissing
: fine, if they have a feelings talk before then i get to take you to that vegan restaurant everyday for a week
: and if they skip the feels share and then kiss then you have to pay for drinks whenever we go out for drinks for a month
: deal
: i'm kinda confused why this isn't a verbal conversation when we're literally sitting next to each on the couch cuddled up
: oh well