1:
"But Daddy! I love him!" sobbed Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle. He's hundreds of years old and he's a fucking Rock Human," said Miguel.
"Narcos isn't hundreds..."
"You... You're dating who now...? You mean the guy... who your Grandfather failed to kill...?"
"Yeah!"
"The man... who's older than him...?"
"Yeah! What's wrong, Dad...?"
*sobbing...* "Just reading in Mental Health Online... Gabrielle... You have a... Father Complex... Oh, God...Uh... It says here we have to play some catch...?Wanna play some catch...?"
"Seriously...?"
"Yep..."
2:
"But Daddy I love him!" sobbed Shizuka.
"ORA!!!"
*boof!*
Irene stares in horror.
"Wanna say something...?" asked Jotaro.
"No! No! Of course, not!"
3:
"But Daddy! I love him!" sobbed Cassandra.
"Cassandra..." said Bruce. "Peter is 10 years older than you and you're a minor."
"Dad... I SWEAR TO GOD!!!"
"SWEAR TO ME!!!"
4:
"But Daddy! I love him!" yelled Suki.
"Suki, you're five," said Josuke.
"NO, YOU!!!"
5:
"But Daddy! I love her!" sobbed Gabby.
"'But Daddy, I love her...'" Miguel Ibarra repeated her words in a high-pitched annoying voice.
6:
"But Daddy! I love them!" sobbed Yurielle.
"Understandable. Have a nice day," said Kariel.
7:
"But Mommy! I love her!" sobbed Amity.
"BITCH, SHUT UP!!!" yelled Odalia.