"I need..." said Josuke. "I need an arrow."
"Kuya Josuke..." said Gabrielle. "That will only evolve your current Stand... Killer Queen... I'm sorry, but it seems, strangely enough, that having two Stands in someone's body and having one Stand destroy the other just destroys the first Stand forever..."
"I can't... live... like this..." said Josuke.
"Kid..." said Miguel. "Things like this are just... out of our control."
"I need... Prince... It protected me since I was a kid... I NEED... IT!!!"
"I'm really sorry..."
"Stop saying that... STOP SAYING THAT!!! You can grant Stands, right?"
"No, I can't. Not to someone who already has a Stand."
"THEN BRING KIRA BACK!!!"
"And lose you forever? That's not an option we're willing to take," said Finn.
"Josuke... You can't just have anything and everything all the time... Sometimes... you lose things..." said Spongebob.
"I think what's best for you to do now is to just grow up... Maybe... this happened so you could finally grow up... That Stand was holding you back... Josuke..." said Miguel.
"Without my Stand, I'm nothing!" yelled Josuke. "Who... am I...?"
"You're Josuke," said Gumball.
"Yeah... But who's Josuke without every luck in the world...?" asked Josuke.
This story is incoherent... But... It's gonna make sense if you listen...
Years ago... several eternities prior to the current Omniverse's creation... Right before the previous Omniverse was destroyed...
"Oh, my gods..." Prometheus stood before the bodies of The Avengers, the Justice League, Dark, Hercules, The several Reapers, Lord Marvels, Crusaders, Reverse-Flashes, and the two Aswang Princes. Also, several versions of Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, and Darwin are on the ground of the battlefield. Jotaro and the Jump Force are also dead... with their bodies lying around everywhere...
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" cackled the Anti-Monitor possessing Stefan. "Prometheus! Your plan has failed once more! In yet another world... I will be reborn to thwart your plans again...!"
Prometheus sighs and sadly stares at Hercules. He is about to cry. He closes them shut and turns to Stefan. "I'll reset the Universe again... And I'll make a better one... Author..."
Yeah...?
"Make another Omniverse... a better one..." said Prometheus. "Do it now... Here..." Prometheus gives me a reset button. "Do it now, OR WE'LL-!!!"
*click!*
"Let the voice of love take you higher! Going past space and time with the gathered fire, oh yeah!" sang the choir of Angels... as the Omniverse is reset...
A new world... Really...?
Yep...
So... we have to do this all over again...?
Now...
Once, there was a man on the Planet known as Niburu in the Multiverse known as Fourth World. El was a slave and was known to be the first being to have existed in the Omniverse. Though, El was the first, other beings who emerged on his Planet enslaved him. El was enslaved as the other beings ruled as one. However, El rose to the occasion and rebelled against his ruler, and became a warlord.
El became the ruler of Niburu, known as God Emperor El. El soon took care of several rebellions around his planet. These were rebels that included the Olympos, the Aesir, the Punts, the Brahmaputra, and many more. His most dangerous adversary, however, was his own son, Samael, who baptized himself as Lucifer Morningstar. He and his seven younger sons who acted as generals of his army, Michael, Gabriel, Raphael, Uriel, Selaphiel, Raguel, and Barachiel, battled against the revolts and especially Lucifer’s.
Lucifer’s army was so powerful, that the rebels themselves were forced to join El out of fear.
The Niburuans that Lucifer led were then corrupted by the heart of evil and were sent to the Dimension of Hell.
Then, El created Universe Origin with its Capital, Earth, whom he favored over most of his creations. El manipulated the biology of Earth, eventually creating human beings out of pure curiosity. He and his army controlled Earth’s Biology completely using their technology. However, El soon passed on and ascended as The Beyonder. As The Beyonder, El ruled the Cosmos as the most dangerous individual being to exist. He became arrogant and proud and experimented on Earth at his own will. After an eternity, he became God returned to the Earth Year 4 BC and gave Israel, the nation he favored the most, his Son.
He and his Stand, The Holy Spirit, ruled the Cosmos for eternity as God.
Then the three were born, returning to the End and the Beginning, as God, Goddess, and the Son. They ascended beyond the 11th World and ruled all... He became...
Me!
Yes... The Underline Guy.
Meanwhile, those other Niburuans who rebelled against him were forced to be banished to other Planets in the Fourth World. These include Olympus, Brahmapura, Asgard, and Punt. This was the "First War of the Gods."
After Christ was crucified, died, and resurrected, God decided to split the Universe into the Omniverse and give infinite possibilities after that point in time, much to the annoyance of the TVA. And from the beginning, the Multiverse shattered, because the beings called Loki Lauffeyson, Enrico Pucci, and Barry Allen fucked up the three sacred timelines ruled by each of the Trinity... and created the Omniverse that is known as the Masaruverse. Created from the remnants of the Vastverse... The Masaruverse is the second Omniverse and continuation after my original channel was destroyed by the Anti-Monitor who possessed Stefan... Off-screen, of course!
But then there was this whole time travel war shit... Lemme explain. Before everything happened... before there were the Infinity Stones... The Seven Forces of the Universe... Fate... Calamity... There was nothing... and before there was nothing... There were Monsters... Powerful Titans billions of times larger than Earth itself... all clumped up into empty space and forced to battle against the current God in the "Second War of the Gods..." The War of Titans... Where the Olympians, Asgardians, Brahmaputra, Ennead, and all Old Gods, former rebels lost in time, went back in time to battle against their creators... the Titans... and joined Underline Guy's Army...
One TItan, however... betrayed the Titans and joined the Old Gods...
This Titan... Fortuna... was the Titan of Luck. Yeah! She was called a Goddess before, but she isn't.
Their ruler was Golb is the Son of Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl is the twin of Xolotl. Golb is also the sibling of Fortuna and the half-sibling of Grob Gob Glob Grod.
Golb had his heralds, including the creature that is known only as 'the Lich'.
Though... Golb was powerful, he answered only to his Uncle, Xolotl, who caused their family pain by destroying their old world and causing the Titans to suffer in empty space... He was renamed 'Bill Cipher,' which, in their language meant 'Simple-Minded as a Simple Shape.' Humorously, they also turned Xolotl into the shape and were banished. Golb, however, loved his uncle dearly and fought for him.
However, Golb feared one creature... The Titans, you see, had a King that Golb feared... The First Monster... He is known only as 'Mixcoatl'. He is the ancestor of the Mewnian Monsters, who descended from his flesh after his body rotted and turned into an extradimensional plane known as Mewnie.
After the war ended, Fortuna joined the Olympians and ruled the galaxy.
Then there was an Olympian-Asgardian War that happened or some shit but wasn't really important...
Now... let's detour a bit.
Soon, the Olympian King Zeus met a rebooted Lawa, who worked in the fields and became a slave of the Spaniards. He was then recruited by the Old God Zeus but then turned into a slave once more, baptized as Prometheus. He ran away and became a farmer in Ancient Greece. However, Zeus impregnated Prometheus' wife. Zeus' son, Hercules, was raised by Prometheus alone after Zeus cruelly killed her after childbirth. Then, Prometheus recruited Hercules to try and find Prometheus' true love, Athena and ended up killing the cruel Zeus.
Then... The Third War of the Gods occurred... Fighting over Zeus' death... The New Gods then betrayed the Old Gods and overthrew them, like they betrayed the Titans. Uxas, baptized as Darkseid, destroyed most of them with the help of a traitor, Ares. And Prometheus, who was on the run with Hercules, was captured. Hercules escaped and ended up as a Superhero on Earth. He chose to be protected on Earth by The Underline Guy, who ruled it. Prometheus, however, was forced to be imprisoned in the Edge of Everything, always bantering with the cruel Author... Me...
Now... Fortuna...? Fortuna was the last of the original generation and fought for her life and for what they believed in.
The New Gods joined Golb's cause and had her killed, but before she died, she whispered to the Phoenix Force that she may return in the form of one of Christ's newer lives.
The Third War ended, and now, the New Gods currently rule all. Prometheus, who was betrayed by all three generations, stays imprisoned. Fortuna? She lies dormant in the heart... of Miguel Josuke Higashikata (Earth-Prince). Why? Because The First Monster's new reincarnation killed her...
Toffee was born from a boulder rather than reproduction. He was the first monster once more and was born from rocks along with the other Mewnian Monsters. Septarians, Trolls, Pixies, Squares, Hydras, Goblins, Frog Men, Kappas, and others.
Toffee grew up to become a leader of these new Monsters, each being reincarnations of their old selves that were destroyed by the Olympians... There, they lived in peace...
But... they were cast out... by the Mewmen. These new humanoids used magic and weaponized it to destroy and cast out the Monsters... Their entire race became endangered.
Toffee found magic to be dangerous and wanted to destroy it forever... But his plans were thwarted... by the Butterfly Family.
But... Toffee was thought to be right... and Star temporarily destroyed magic in their Multiverse (which obviously never worked... Because... duh everyone still uses it.)
Now...? Prometheus regains his memories from the original universe and successfully stopped Made in Heaven... But the true dilemma will come... The Fourth War of the Gods...
Toffee has returned. How? He clawed himself back out of hell. Jk. Al Cado brought him back. Why? Not gonna tell you yet!
It all lies with the hearts of our heroes... And right now...
Josuke.
Now...
Josuke kept on crying, alone in the bedroom of the house.
Toffee, on the other hand... Prepares to regain his original form... with the serum he had created from the pieces he got from the Jazz Fusion...
Will they win? What do I know!? Then again... I make infinite worlds sound more finite than they should be.