บท 320: 320. Chapter 320
"What are these?" asked Jill, seeing pictures on the table.
Yurielle walks over and sees the pictures.
"These are people in the past who are confirmed as Rock Humans," said Kariel.
"Hot damn! Martin Luther King Jr.!?" asked Jill. "What's a Rock Human?"
"No," said Yuri. She begins laughing. "That's Martin Luther, the protestant!" She snorts while laughing.
"They're false humans who turn into rocks," said Kariel. "They're creations of the Dark Gems... who your parents worked for."
The trio is drinking coffee with Sam, who silently drinks his coffee.
"So... Why'd you try to kill Kapitan Timawa?" asked Kariel to Sam.
"He killed my old friend, Dale Marley," said Sam. "He's from Earth-616, actually. He was just transferred to Earth-Grimm's American Marines unit. I don't want to kill him... just have him imprisoned until he dies."
"Trust me... don't do anything stupid, old friend."
Yuri's eyes widen, seeing a picture of Lapu-Lapu.
"Lapu-Lapu was a Rock Human?" asked Yurielle.
"Is... He's still a rock underwater," said Kariel.
"Why'd you capture Mr. Ligtasan?" asked Jill. "I thought that we be agreein' that he should totes be gettin' 86'd in prison?"
"Because I have questions for him about why he shaped all his murders as a laughing heart..." said Kariel.
He shows a map of Steel Ball County and the dead bodies' pins are shown to have shaped a heart with a laughing XD emoji.
"What the hell?" whispered Yurielle. "Whoa! It's as if I can see it!"
"It's not a drawing, it's a map with pins," said Kariel.
"Oh," said Yurielle. She clicks her tongue. "Oh, I can input it now. Why would they do that?"
"I don't know..."
Suddenly, a portal opens and a Ghost Rider walks inside.
Out of fear, Jill Erstewoges into a Huntha Lami Muuaji.
The Ghost Rider sees her woge as his eyes turn deep orange.
"Huntha Lami Muuaji," said The Ghost Rider.
"What the fuckin' holy shit!?" asked Jill, backing way. "That's a fuckin' Ghost Rider!"
"Calm down. It's just Uncle Johnny," said Yuri.
"Oh... I thought I was about to get fuckin' clapped," said Jill.
"What about me!?" asked Jack.
"Whatever," said Jill.
"I have deer..." said Johnny, still woged, carrying a bag of frozen deer meat.
"Did Kapitan Timawa get captured?" asked a shadowy man.
"Yes, President Laughs N. Loves," said the secretary. "The cowboys got him."
"Good..." said the shadowy man, as he wipes his hands with a napkin. "There will be no one to stand in my way any longer."
Meanwhile...
Kariel drinks coffee while standing in front of the interrogation room. He is in a basement similar to Gabrielle's Reapercave.
"So, this be the Rangercave?" asked Jill.
"Yep... Case an' point, make sure to never en'er without Daddy."
"Case 'in' point, Yurielle," said Kariel.
"Whatever," sighed Yurielle.
Johnny eats some twinkies, filling the twinkies into his mouth. "You wan' me to torture 'im?"
They're facing Kapitan Timawa through a glass window, who is hooked up to a chair in the room before them with a Stand-Destabilizer around his neck.
"Sure..." sighed Kariel.
"I want him gone, Kariel," said Sam.
"I know," said Kariel. "But this person knows something about the Dark Quartz Organization."
"Weren' you gon' interrogate Jack an' Jill?" asked Yuri.
"After seeing their performance in the battle earlier, I confirm that they are idiots."
"Hey!" yelled Jill.
"Hey!" yelled Jack in her head.
"Don't take 'em for granite, Dad!"
"'Granted,'" corrected Kariel.
"Gran'in what?" asked Yurielle.
Johnny sighs. "I'll get in there."
Johnny walks inside the interrogation room.
Kapitan Timawa stares at Johnny.
Johnny eats his last twinkie.
"Who are you and why do you look like Nicholas Cage?" asked Kapitan Timawa.
Suddenly, Johnny screams hysterically, roaring at the supersoldier.
"Would you stop screaming!?" asked Kapitain Timawa. "Ow!" he covers his ears.
Johnny grabs Kapitan Timawa and punches him over and over again, screaming psychotically. "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HANNAH MONTANA!?"
"WHAT!?" asked Kapitan Timawa.
Johnny destroys his cuffs. Kapitan Timawa then stands up and tries to punch Johnny, but he tanks it and kicks the Captain down to the ground.
"You think you're Mike Tyson!? No... You're Logan Paul."
Johnny punches the air and screams psychotically as he bitchslaps Kapitan Timawa.
"What do you want from me you fucking-!?"
*SPLAT!!!*
Johnny punches Kapitan Timawa again.
"Alright, Johnny, you could leave now," said Kariel.
Johnny spits on the ground and moonwalks out of the interrogation room.
Johnny continues eating twinkies next to Jill.
Jill looks at Yurielle with horror.
"What?" asked Yuri, not turning to Jill.
Jill sees that Johnny is next to him and she moves to the other side of Yuri.
"Did I scare you?" asked Johnny.
"Kinda," said Jill.
"Ah..." said Johnny. "What part of that was scary? I was playing good cop."
"What in God's name is bad cop!?" asked Jack in Jill's head.
Kariel appears in front of Kapitan Timawa, who is desperately trying to tear out his Stand-Destabilizer.
"What do you know about President Laughs N. Loves?" asked Kariel.
"Wait... You're investigating on him, too!?" aked Kapitan Timawa.
"We have reason to believe that he's working for the Dark Quartz Organization. But it didn't make sense at first, because he's not an anarchist. He's a liberalist democrat. But we have reason to suspect that he made a deal with a powerful entity that needs to be stopped."
"You think that President Laughs N. Love is sus, too, huh?" he sneers. "Heheheheh... Holy shit! He will hunt you down, JoJo!"
"I'm willing to risk my own safety for my brother's vision," said Kariel.
"You know... I believed in what your brother said... I just didn't agree with the way he did it... After colonizing America, he gave them rights!?"
"He was only doing what he considered was best for the country to ease tension between the people in this world."
"What he should have done was kill these people... These savages... Tell me, JoJo... What makes these people the true savages?"
Kariel sighs. "Why, Francis."
"A savage is a brutal and vicious person," said Kapitan Timawa. "Tell me, was it us who threw hands first, or was it them?"
Kariel sighs once more. "'Them.'"
"Why?"
Kariel sighs again. "Because they wanted God, Glory, and Gold."
"The three G's..." he snickers. "Every white man's excuse... I tell you, they don't want any of those... White men want to destroy, Kariel."
"That's racist and prejudiced."
"Then why? Did they just suddenly want to expand... aggressively? OR!!! Is it in their blood to kill, pillage, and enslave? Even today, countries like Guam and Puerto Rico are still colonies of this stupid fucking nation run by fat ugly orange men. Are they truly a free man's country, or just another Empire that once rose and will one day fall?"
"Your statements are driven with vengeance."
"My statements are driven with justice! True justice! What are those stupid fucking politicians going to do this time? Another apology!? Another conceited and insincere apology!?"
"Again, your statements are-..."
"NO!!! NO!!!" he sobbed. "THESE PEOPLE DID ROUNDS ON AND KILLED MY MAMA AND I AM ONLY DOING WHAT'S RIGHT!!!" He wept. Tears dripped down his eyes. "Why don't you people understand that!? He walked free! He walked free and I saw everything! They don't care about her rights! They only looked at the fact that she was brown and she wasn't 'really a woman!' But I'll tell you what she is, she was my Mama! That's what I also told them and no one listened!" he wept even more.
Sam, who is watching this, bows his head, feeling pity.
"What's that about?" asked Jill.
"In the Philippines, people don't take crimes against homosexuals and transgenders seriously," said Yurielle. "So disgusting shit like this happens often."
"Look... I'll have you arrested... But I won't kill you."
"NO!!!" Francis yelled, sobbing.
"Fine... here's the deal... You tell us what Laughs N. Love is planning and we will take him down... and everyone who did the same thing to people like you... I promise we'll take them down, too."
"Alright..." whispered Francis. "Alright... Fine. I'll tell you.Laughs N. Love... He isn't what you think he is. He's dangerous... Lately... He did things... cloning people... helped Mafias in secret for the good of his country. The first step of his master plan already succeeded over a hundred years ago...Now... his second plan is to protect his people from ours... From what's coming... If and only if he helps the Rock Humans, the Dark Gems, and Bill Cipher."
"What's the plan?" asked Kariel.
"He's going to host a massive Multiversal event. Only the most terrifying Stand-Users and non-Stand-Users can participate. It's an event that will have the participants collect something for Bill... These objects... are what you call DISCs..."
"DISCs?" asked Kariel.
"They're the Memory DISCs extracted by Tooru from Miguel, Arthur, Ricardo, Edgar, and Simoun. Five DISCs that Bill needs to bring some kind of psychotic party where the party never ends and the host never dies. A party he calls Bizarrmaggedon.It's a race you have to enter with approximately seven people... and you need a team to guide you in your race. Whoever gets to the finish line first will win.Beginning in Earth Grimm, you'll travel to places like Earth Prince, Earth AT-1278, Earth SB-129, and Earth TAWOG-5311, all set in the United States of each Earth, except for Earth AT-1278, where you will travel in Ooo because the United States there was destroyed. This run... is called...Steel Ball Run II."
Meanwhile...
(theme begins)
"I'm going to enjoy this," said Laughs N. Love. He is shirtless, looking out into the city. He has scars on his back in the shape of a diagonal American Flag. He is overweight, yet extremely muscular and large. He has long blonde hair. "Johnny Joestar failed to kill me around a hundred years ago... And now, I have returned to regain America's right to freedom. My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of justice..."
He... is the original Funny Valentine.
(theme ends at 1:45)
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