The group wakes up in the middle of the desert. They each clean themselves up, as they look around. All they see are a few large stones in the distance and probably different biomes outside the desert's radius. By the north, there is a tundra. In the south, there is a forest.
"This place..." said Giorno, looking as far as the eye could see. "It's just a desert... and... it's a perfect circle?"
"That dumbass!" shouted Vegeta, looking up to the stars.
"Hey, keep it down!" whispered Mista. "There could be animals nearby."
"Like hell, I will! That idiot could've just sent us straight to this DIO bastard and we'd be done with him!" shouted Vegeta.
"Wait, how does killing DIO bring everyone back?!" asked Koichi. "That doesn't make any sense!"
"We're gonna die!!!" shouted Okuyasu.
Everyone then started to panic or argue, except for a few, namely Jotaro, Goku, Saitama, Mob, and Giorno.
"EVERYONE QUIT YOUR BITCHIN'!!! IT'S PISSING ME OFF!!!" shouted Jotaro, as everyone immediately kept quiet. "I want all of you to listen. How do you think DIO gained this new Stand of his?"
Everyone thought for a second.
"An Arrow?" asked Koichi.
Jotaro nodded.
"Wait... If we get the arrow...!" shouted Trish. "We can get a Requiem Stand Ability to bring back everyone!"
Jotaro nodded.
"I'm sorry!" shouted Vegeta. "What's all this with these Stand nonsenses?! Hm?!"
"You're kinda leaving us in the dark..." said Saitama.
"Oh, right... That strange man stabbed you with the arrow. It'd be easier to explain it this way." said Jotaro, as Star Platinum emerged from his body.
"JESUS CHRIST!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!!" asked Vegeta.
"Whoa!" sparkled Mob's eyes.
"Hey, is it just me, or a dude came out of that guy?" asked Saitama.
"Barney?" asked Goku.
"This is a Stand. It's a physical manifestation of your fighting spirit, your mind, and your soul," said Jotaro. "It acts accordingly to your command."
"So... It's your imaginary friend?!" asked Goku.
"No," said Jotaro.
"When do we get Stands?" asked Saitama.
"Well, you aren't ill right now, so I guess you'd gain your Stands when the time comes for it to awaken," said Jotaro.
"Hey! Jotaro! What should we do?!" asked Polnareff. "I'm a Godforsaken turtle right now in the middle of an Alien Desert where literally ANYTHING can eat me! What do we eat?! Where do we sleep!? WE'RE GOING TO D-!!!"
"Calm down, Polnareff." said Jotaro. "We'll just find a way to get ourselves out of this mess. First, we need food. We need to search for something to eat."
"Oh... uh..." Giorno took his badge and created a ladybug.
"What a rather convenient Stand Ability," said Jotaro.
"Gracias," said Giorno. "Oddly enough, I can't make the sand into a living creature..."
"Oi... Let's go break some stones..." said Jotaro, revealing Star Platinum. "Giorno, you can make any form of life, correct?"
"Si," said Giorno.
"Go make a tree for some wood we can use to have some fire for us to eat and for us to have some plates and utensils to eat with," said Jotaro.
"No way in hell am I going to eat rocks for dinner!!!" shouted Vegeta. "I have trauma for that on Freeza Planet 209."
"I'm kinda excited! Mmm!!! Rocks!!!" smiled Goku as he rubbed his tummy.
Jotaro, Goku, Saitama, Josuke, Vegeta, and Trish set out crushing rocks around them. The desert's wind felt chilly. The moon above them, shattered like glass, dawned upon them as its light shone in their faces. Howling could be heard as the sand dunes formed in beautiful waves in the desert. The six each brought back a large stone and broke them into pieces at a certain distance. So, Giorno went to work.
"This would take a while," said Giorno.
After two hours, Giorno had created a pig, a cow, a goat, several chickens, some squid, some shrimp, some salmon, some crabs, a large octopus, a lot of fruits and veggies, and a lot of rice.
"I don't understand. Why exactly did you two ask me to make so much life?" asked Giorno to Goku and Vegeta.
"Because Saiyans like a big meal and your talking is making me hungrier! GET ON WITH IT, BLONDE ONE!!!" shouted Vegeta.
Giorno sighed. "How do you expect we cook all of this?"
Saitama spoke. "I'll do it."
Saitama quickly went to work, and using his speed and precision, finished butchering the animals, and he was able to finish all the meals after one hour.
"Yare yare daze..." said Jotaro. "This is actually making me hungry. I can see that you even made some wine, Giorno, by growing some yeast in some grape juice you've crushed. Also, how exactly would we be drinking water?"
Giorno then made a jellyfish from stone, and from the jellyfish, made water.
And, so the feast began. Wind, Beer, Onigiri, Pesto, Spaghetti and Meatballs, Carbonara, Marinara, Tiramisu, Sushi, Tempura, Lasagna, Tofu, Pizza, Florentina Steak, Risotto, Bottarga, Fiorentina Steak, Ribollita, Focaccia, Caesar Salad, Sashimi, Soy Sauce, Unagi, Soba, Yakitori, Ramen, Wagyu Steak, Donburi, Dumplings, Matcha Tea, Sencha Tea, Coffee, Fruits, Cheese and Vegetables.
The group looked profoundly at their meals as their stomachs rumbled. The scents of tomatoes, cream, basil, oregano, soy sauce, ocean, meat, fruits, vegetables, and cheese. Thus, the group began feasting upon the foods.
"What the hell?" asked Mista, staring at Goku and Vegeta, eating nearly half of all the food. "Calm down, you two! You've almost eaten everything!"
"Saiyans eat a lot, Gunman," said Vegeta, taking a huge bite of the Onigiri. "Saiyans need lots of food to replenish our energy."
"We eat today then we search for that asshole, DIO," said Jotaro, taking a sip of the wine and softly slamming the cup on the table.
"What's your deal, anyway? Who the hell are you people, why are you all dressed like you're sexually frustrated, what the shit is your relation with this DIO person, and how the fuck am I going to kick his ass?" asked Saitama, calmly eating with chopsticks.
Jotaro sighs.
"I have to do this all over again... Yare yare daze..." said Jotaro. "Let's just say that my ancestors have been battling DIO's kind for years. They're called Vampires. He stole my ancestor's body and used it to gain a Stand with the arrow. Gaining the Stand, he gave my Mother a curse that made her sick for fifty days. So, my group and I, the Stardust Crusaders, hunted him down to kill him. Half of our friends were killed, and I ended him. This DIO came from a timeline that must have killed me instead of the other way around, and for some reason, he's destroying Earths. Oh, and both DIO and I could stop time. I could only use it for a second and a half."
"Whoa! That's way longer than the guy I fought! I fought a guy named Hit and he can stop time for only a split second!" smiled Goku. "I beat him by predicting his movements!"
"I really don't wanna fight against you," sighed Jotaro.
"So, this DIO person killed my family... and he's a fuckmothering vampire!" shouted Vegeta. "I WILL BATHE IN HIS BLOOD FOR KILLING MY FAMILY!!! YES!!! OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!!"
"What's your deal? The two of you?" asked Jotaro.
"Oh... Our planet was destroyed by an evil Alien Dictator and that idiot was sent to Earth whereas I became a slave to that Dictator. That idiot-..."
"Me!" smiled Goku.
"...defeated that man, and ever since, we've been together battling against people who threaten to destroy our new home... Earth. That of which this bastard DIO destroyed..." said Vegeta, calmly eating Ramen. "And that's why I'll murder him myself."
"You're rather eccentric, I believe," said Giorno.
"You... Blonde one! What's your story?" asked Vegeta.
"I took down the Mafia with my friends, half of which have been killed by this man. I wield this Stand, Gold Experience Requiem. I can create life, but my second ability... I'm not exactly sure how it works, but it automatically kills anyone I touch. Oh, and I'm DIO's son, as I have recently learned." said Giorno.
"You're this guy's son?!" asked Vegeta.
"But he's a good person, I believe," said Jotaro.
"What is it with your people dying all the time! Just use the Dragon Balls to bring them back!" Vegeta gritted his teeth out of annoyance.
"Dragon Balls?" asked Jotaro.
"We can bring people back with a certain set of Dragon Balls. They can bring people back to life, but only if they died unnaturally," said Goku.
The JoJo group's eyes widen.
"You?! Hair Boy!" shouted Vegeta.
"O-Oh... sorry... I was thinking of something... I'm the protector of Morioh. I wield this Stand, Crazy Diamond. It helps me fix things. I also fought a serial killer who can bomb anything he touches," said Josuke. "Jotaro kinda killed him, too."
"Jotaro, how strong are you?" asked Goku.
"I heard you defeated someone who can destroy worlds. I doubt I can beat you... But then again, a Stand's potential is limitless. Maybe one day my Star Platinum could equal your strength," said Jotaro.
"I've done way more than just be able to be able to beat guys who can destroy worlds..." said Goku. "But I believe in you! Get stronger, and I'll try to fight you!"
"That kinda interests me!" smiled Saitama, standing up. "Oh sorry! I'm Saitama! I'm a Hero for Fun! I always beat bad guys with one punch. I wanna try to fight you someday, haha..."
"Wow! You sound strong! I wanna fight you, too!" smiled Goku.
"Why does none of you compliment and/or fight me?! I AM VEGETA!!! PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!!!" shouted Vegeta in the middle of the night.
"I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream that you'd shut the fuck up," said Giorno.
"Excuse YOU?!!!" Vegeta exhumed with Ki around his body as he charged.
Suddenly, Vegeta saw that time began to rewind.
"Huh?" asked Vegeta.
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
"What the hell is happening?!" asked Vegeta.
"What the hell is happening?!"
"What the hell is happening?!"
"What the hell is happening?!"
"What the hell is happening?!"
Behind Vegeta is an infinite set of Vegetas going on the horizon.
Time is stopped.
"Do none of you see what's happening?!" asked Vegeta.
"Yare yare daze..." said Jotaro. "So this is Gold Experience Requiem..."
"How the hell are you seeing everything?!" asked Vegeta.
"I have no idea," said Jotaro.
"Never try to even think about hurting my User again, Vegeta," said the Stand, Gold Experience Requiem. "Try it again, and I'd end you immediately."
Time resumed?
Nothing happened. Vegeta and Jotaro are the only ones who remembered what just happened.
"Fine, I guess I'll shut the fuck up, Giorno Giovanna," said Vegeta. "For you to achieve that stupid dream of yours."
Vegeta sat back down and continued eating his ramen.
"How'd you get strong, Saitama?" asked Goku.
Saitama posed in a manly way. His body radiated with absolute awesomeness.
"ONE HUNDRED PUSHUPS!!! ONE HUNDRED SITUPS!!! AND A TEN-KILOMETER RUN!!! EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR THREE WHOLE YEARS!!!" shouted Saitama.
Goku applauded with sparkling eyes.
"The fuck?!" asked Vegeta. Vegeta stood up and turned Super Saiyan Blue Evolution.
"Do you wanna go, asshole?!" asked Vegeta, as he charged immediately.
*BOOM*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-..."
Vegeta was shot into space with one punch.
"Huh... that's weird... I feel a bit stronger than before..." said Saitama.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!" shouted Vegeta, zooming back from space.
*BOOM*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-..."
Once again, Vegeta was shot into space with one punch.
"Is he always like this?" asked Josuke.
"He's actually really nice if you get to know him," smiled Goku.
"GOT YOU NOW!!!" Vegeta, this time, tries a different approach by offering a spin kick. "AHAHA!!! VICTORY FOR VEGE-!!!"
*BOOM*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-..."
Once more, Vegeta was shot into space with one punch.
"I feel way stronger than usual..." said Saitama, jumping up and down.
"You guys are pretty fucking strong," said Okuyasu, taking a bit out of some tempura.
Vegeta gives up and teleports beside them.
"Why are you lowly humans acting like you don't care?!" asked Vegeta.
"We've seen a lot of shit on our Earth," said Polnareff. "Fuckin' terrifying ones, too! I fought a sexually frustrated Vampire who killed my two friends... among others..."
"Why is that turtle talking?" asked Vegeta.
"Yare yare daze..." said Jotaro.
"It's a long story." said both Jotaro and Giorno, as they then looked at each other.
"Non non non non non! I'm not a turtle!" shouted Polnareff. "I am Jean Pierre Polnareff! I am the handsome French ally of both Kujo Jotaro and Giorno Giovanna. A pleasure to meet you."
"Hello, Turtle. I am Prince Vegeta, PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!!! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! WRECKER OF YOUR SHIT!!!" shouted Vegeta.
"Nice," said Polnareff.
"Um, could I speak now, sirs?" asked Mob.
"Sure, thing, brat," said Vegeta.
Mob then used his Psychic energy as the food and drinks he is eating and drinking floated around him.
"I'm what you call an Esper," said Mob, softly and kindly. "I can also do things like reading minds and making Psycho Explosions. When I bottle up emotions, bad things happen, I guess."
"I wanna fight you, too, then!" smiled Goku.
"Me, too!" smiled Saitama.
"Me, three, Brat Moe Howard!" shouted Vegeta.
"I don't like fighting... I was taught by my Master that Psychic Powers should never be used for fighting," said Mob, looking down.
"Too bad..." said Goku and Saitama.
"Tch-..." said Vegeta, finishing his soup. Vegeta then stood up and walked to a nice spot in the sand. "None of you bother me. I'll blow you up if you will."
"It's time for us to sleep, then..." said Jotaro. "We need to take shifts with someone to watch over us tonight."
Giorno then turns his badge into a ladybug.
"This will alert us if any enemy attacks us tonight," said Giorno, as the ladybug flew up.
"Well... Time for us to take a rest," said Saitama.
Everyone slept that night and waited for the next day. Morning came, and something was... off...
The team woke up all at once and immediately sneezed. Their noses bled for some unknown reason. They looked around, looking rather confused. Mista drew his revolver and everyone drew their Stands. Goku, Vegeta, Saitama, and Mob, however, merely looked around looking calm.
"What the hell is going on?!" asked Vegeta.
"Everyone, stay together!" shouted Jotaro.
Suddenly, a wave of sand began charging towards them.
Vegeta then shot a Ki ball (a ball of light spirit energy) towards the sand, which led to a small explosion. The wave of sand stopped, and the sand went still.
"That's strange..." said Vegeta. "Its power level was massive just now... Now, it had disappeared."
"Yare yare daze... You can sense energy?" asked Jotaro.
"Yep." said Goku and Vegeta.
"How does that work?" asked Saitama.
"I dunno." replied the two.
Suddenly, it charged towards them again, this time from the other direction.
"Yare yare... SUTA PURACHINA: ZA WARUDO!!!" shouted Jotaro, as his Stand emerged. Jotaro then immediately picked up a stone and threw it at the oncoming creature.
"Time began moving again," said Jotaro.
Time resumed.
*BOOM*
The sand monster disappeared.
"What are we fighting?!" asked Vegeta.
"Most likely a Stand-User. DIO liked to send Stand-Users to attack us way back then who acted like his minions and assassins meant to kill us," said Jotaro.
"Maybe we should try reasoning with it!" shouted Mob.
"Like hell!" shouted Mista, as the sand creature charged towards them in yet another direction. Mist shot two bullets at the creature, and it disappeared once more.
"Fuck! Four bullets left..." whispered Mista. "Something bad's about to happen,"
"Everyone run!" shouted Jotaro.
However, for some reason, they couldn't move.
"Nani?!" asked Jotaro, looking down.
Everyone looked down, and it is revealed that glass locked their feet in the ground, as it slowly approached the upper part of their bodies.
"That's weird..." said Saitama. "I could easily break these things, but I simply can't move my legs."
Saitama punched the glass, but the glass immediately formed around his feet once more.
Everyone then began to feel weaker.
Goku and Vegeta used their ki to obliterate the glass as they both flew up.
"What the fucking hell?!" asked Vegeta. "I can feel some form of energy coming from the whole Goddamned desert! But it doesn't feel like Ki... It's something far more bizarre!"
"I can feel Stand Energy..." said Josuke. "It's stealing our life energies."
"Could it be... this whole fucking desert-?!" asked Jotaro.
Suddenly, a man appeared before them.
"Hello, Kujo Jotaro." said the man, smiling.
He wore a green suit with a diamond-shaped hole on the chest part of his suit, revealing pecs. He has beautifully cut diamonds around his upper long-sleeved polo. His polo also reveals his abs and his red pants are bell-bottomed. He has brown shoes. He had a chiseled face with orange long hair. He wore blue glasses and has green lips.
"Who the fuck are you and why do you look like you just came from a drag show?!" asked Vegeta.
The man smiled ominously as he flipped his hair softly to the side.
"Welcome to Graceland, Jump Force," smiled the man.
Graceland-Graceland is a colony Stand in the form of a large desert that covers a radius of about a thousand kilometers of flat land. It's mysteriously placed randomly on their spawn spot in this time loop.Abilities:-Sand Manipulation-Glass Virus>Power-Draining>Life energy-draining>ParalyzingPower: ASpeed: ERange: ADurability: EPrecision: BPotential: D