บท 70: 70. Killer Queen II Part I ~Kira, Like a Queen, is ...
"Whatever you do," said The Reaper, as the team looked at each other right after the revelations came out. "Don't attack Kira. Let me handle her... And stay away from Bernardo and Gio Brando at all costs.We'll handle it..."
The next day...
Breathing in panic, the seven heroes run away from homing missiles with a cat-shaped skull on their warhead.
They run around town as the missiles explode behind them. Jake transforms into a sphere and covers them in his body as he hardened his skin like diamonds to protect his team.
"YOW!!!" screamed Finn, as he pulls some shrapnel out of his arm.
Jake spat them out as he enlarged himself and created a blaster-like hand and shot at the armored woman.
The woman moved around very quickly, moving at the speed of light. She had a missile launcher on the right shoulder and a grenade launcher on the left. She prepares her fist as a laser beam blasts out of a gun on top of her wrist.
It is revealed that this is Yoshiko Kira, who wears an armor that used to be Killer Queen. Her Stand is now a white armor with white angry eyeholes. It is cat-like and is similar to The Black Panther's armor. It's white and has black stripes around it. It has a Samurai's facemask to cover her mouth. She has a jetpack, two launchers, and laser blasters from her wrists.
Suddenly, her chest opens up, revealing Sheer Heart Attack.
*click*
*shoo shoo shoo*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
Three bombs are shot out of this Armor Stand's chest, as Jake is injured, losing his arm. The chest Stand is known as Sheer Heart Attack.
The seven of them scream as the Stand shot at them once more.
"Now, you will prepare to fall before my Stand... Killer Queen II," she declared.
She immediately teleported in front of them, as the dust settled before them.
"Something tells me that we should've listened to Mr. Reaper," mumbled Gumball.
Darwin calls Miguel via his wristwatch.
"Mr. Reaper... We have a problem," said Darwin. "We attacked Kira... She knew that we were coming."
"Yeah... they did," said Miguel. Anne, Ghost Jedan, Kariel, Gabrielle, and Raphael are all tied in chains with Stand Destabilizers around their necks. In front of them are The Reverse-Flash and Bernardo Brando, as Miguel stood in front of the two with Star Platinum out. Miguel turns off his wristwatch.
"So are we just going to stand here or are we going to Stand-Off?" asked Miguel.
"That makes no sense," said The Reverse-Flash. "I don't have a Stand."
"I-! Shut the fuck up! You don't get to-!... Tch... Hay Naku... Either way, I'll break your legs after this is all over," said Miguel.
"ORA!!!"
Kira prepares her laser blaster. It charges with a powerful shot.
Jake molds a shield as hard as diamonds with his hand and blocks the attack. However, his shield gauntlet explodes as his hand, now bloody and mangled retracts back to normal.
"That friend of yours is useless... He'd run out of biomass sooner or later... You have no chance of surviving my Killer Queen II," said Kira.
"Look, Ms. Kira," said Josuke. "You can't be a bad person! I believe that there's a good side to everyone!"
"That just means they have a bad side, too," said Kira.
"Right..." said Josuke, shakily. "Just gotta say! Ms. Kira! Could you please not try to kill us?"
"Why not?" asked Kira. "You are a bunch of underage boys. I've killed about fifty of you back home."
"I'm unimpressed," said Patrick, as Spongebob elbowed his stomach.
"H-Hold on," said Finn, as Finn realizes something. "Uh-!!!"
Finn observes Sheer Heart Attack pointing its mouth at them. Finn looks at Jake and nods. Jake prepares for Finn's signal.
"Well! I just gotta say, Ms. Kira!" shouted Finn. "You're pretty hot!"
"Huh," said Kira. "Never really had a 17-year-old boy reciprocate my feelings before. Do go on."
"Your chest is just absolutely perfect!" shouted Finn.
"Uh-huh..." said Kira, staring down at Finn.
"And... Your face is pretty! Your eyes! Your blond hair is pretty cute!" smiled Finn, nervously. "Your... feet? Your arms... Your..." Finn points to his chest and awkwardly stopped.
Kira pointed her wrist at them once more.
"I'm getting bored," she said.
"OH, NEPTUNE, NO!!!" shouted Patrick, crying.
"GOD, NO!!!" shouted Darwin.
Gumball sobbed with Spongebob.
"YOUR HANDS!!!" shouted Finn. "They're so... hot!"
"M-My hands?" asked Yoshiko, turning red.
"Yeah! Yes!" shouted Finn. "Wow! Just wow! Those! Those hands!"
"Oh... it's so wrong that you're 17... but-!"
"Actually, I just turned 18 yesterday," said Finn.
"Way to go on lying, bud!" whispered Gumball.
"I'm serious... NONE OF YOU DING DONGS CELEBRATED IT!!! YOU WERE ALL INVITED!!!" cried Finn.
"Oh," said the seven. They randomly said things like, "I dunno..." or "I was at a... doctor's appointment..." or "I was kidnapped by pirates..."
"You're all masters of bullcrap," sighed Finn.
Meanwhile...
Arthur gasps, waking up in his heavenly slumber.
"Damned kids..." Arthur went back to sleep.
Now...
"Oh my," she smirked.
"Y-Yeah! Anyway... Those hands are just absolutely -!!! Like... Mona Lisa's... Hands..."
Finn continued in the background as Jake prepared his hand.
Jake whispered something to Spongebob as Spongebob whispered a wish. From his bubble's pop came a small diamond. Spongebob hands this to Jake.
Jake then molded a slingshot from his hand as Jake nodded to Gumball. Jake crushed the diamond with his bare hands. Jake nodded to Josuke as Josuke punched the diamond with Prince. Gumball then kissed the diamond.
"What are you guys-?" asked Darwin.
Everyone shushed him immediately.
Jake prepared his slingshot.
*ping*
*shoo*
*puff*
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" laughed Kira. "That was your attempt to kill me? My Sheer Heart Attack with some dust!?"
Suddenly, the diamond reformed around Sheer Heart Attack, which is in her armor's heart.
"Goodbye, Aswang Prince and the Fusion," she cackled, as she blasted them with Sheer Heart Attack.
*click*
*BOOM*
*GAG*
*SPLAT*
Gasping for breath, Kira's Sheer Heart Attack cracked. Her heart raced and bled as she was forced to cover Sheer Heart Attack up. She vomited blood as she slowly Superhero-Landed on the ground. She trembled in pain and grabbed her chest.
"You got cocky," sighed Josuke. "Too bad, Yoshiko Kira. We're going to have to turn you in. For... killing people."
"Pointing out the Goddamned obvious," she whispered. "You remind me of my brother..." she chuckled. "That's why you'll die, Miguel Josuke Higashikata."
Suddenly, all of them are on the ground, beaten to near death. Kira smiles in her suit as she slowly stands up, though, shakily.
She approached Josuke.
"Hello, Josuke," she softly said. "Do you know who had your family killed?"
She approached some more.
"My real name is Yoshiko Kira. Nowadays, before you destroyed my peaceful life, I was happy and enjoyed this. I eat twice a day. I eat a heavy brunch and an early dinner. Every day, I brush my teeth and I make sure that I am as clean as an angel. I do my hygienic matters twice."
Yoshiko stood in front of Josuke and slowly leaned closer. She breathed shakily, slightly excited about what she is about to do.
"I've been going to the gym... twice a week. I vote. I work every day as a nail technician," she said. "I go to groceries once every two weeks. I pay my taxes. I'm just a regular everyday gal.
But sadly... The seven of you and that brother of mine had been disturbing me..."
She leaned closer.
"I'm going to blow you away, Josuke..." she whispered. "I'm going to see you burn in hell. I'll make you my own special Hell. A thousand demons will rape you and flames a thousand times hotter than the sun will watch you melt. I'm going to put you there, and you'd never come back. And after all that, I'm going to fuck your remains. But first, I'm going to kill your friends..."
She leaned even closer.
"And I'm going to devour you..." she said, blushing and drooling. "I'm going to devour you and bathe in your bloody sperm."
The seven are revealed to have bruised legs.
Kira then shows Josuke her neck, revealing some sort of shell on her skin. The shells dropped and shattered into hundreds of pieces.
A dinosaur emerges from behind Kira from these pieces, morphing like liquid flesh. Several more act as backups for Kira, each emerging from a shattered piece.
Kira sneered and woged.
"Stand down, Daddy," she sneered. "I'll take them on first... To prove that I don't need you," she hissed with a hardened expression.
The seven stand up and prepared their Stands once more.
"Foolish children!" she cackled. "YOUR STANDS ARE THE WEAKEST OF ALL!!!"
Gumball punches her with Weird Like U-N Me.
"PFFT!!!" cackled Kira. "What was that!? Your Stand barely did anything!"
Suddenly, a plane door drops onto her as she gets knocked down.
She spits out blood as she lifts it and threw it at them.
Jake punches the plane door away and barks at her. He turns his hand into several antlers as hard as diamonds and lunged them toward her. She simply pointed her wrist toward them. Gumball blocks the way as a satellite falls and blocks the blast with the object.
Darwin then transforms. His veins mangled and his flesh morphed. Darwin gains orange fur and black stripes. His fins become paws and his tail becomes like a cat's. He becomes a tiger with sharp eyes. He growls at Kira as he charged.
He bit Kira's arm.
Nothing happened.
She scratched over and over again.
Kira simply touched him and flexed her thumb.
*click*
*BOOM*
Josuke runs toward Darwin's mid-explosion and shot Prince at him.
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!" shouted Prince, punching Darwin's mid-exploded body over and over, as he gets healed.
Josuke runs toward Kira and punches her over and over. She is pushed back toward a crossroad, as suddenly, a car with no passenger suddenly comes rushing in and hits her.
She flies up and shot toward them with two laser blasts.
Josuke shot out his Stand as two frisbees come out of nowhere and block Kira's two shots.
The Fusion look at each other.
Jake turns himself into a slingshot as he shot Gumball toward Kira's next blast from Sheer Heart Attack. Sheer Heart Attack's blast was blocked by a bird as Gumball grabbed Kira.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!" screamed Gumball, as Kira grunted, trying to drop Gumball by kicking him away.
Suddenly, some leaves, somehow moving at the speed of sound, are shot toward Kira. Her jetpack is shot as one of her rockets broke off. She begins to fall along with Gumball, who also kept on screaming.
Jake then grabbed Gumball by stretching his arms and bringing him back to the team.
Kira, meanwhile, drops to the concrete, breaking it into pieces.
Jake then brought Gumball next to them.
Kira slowly stood up and shot several missiles and grenades at them. She roared. She also blasted her Sheer Heart Attack and her wrist laser blasters.
Josuke stood up and shot out his Stand, as random objects fall around them, protecting the seven from the missiles, lasers, bullets, and grenades.
Kira shouted. "DADDY!!! KILL THEM!!!"
(theme begins)
The dinosaurs charged at them as the bombs somehow hit all of the dinosaurs running toward them.
Finn, with Patrick on his shoulder, brings out his Stand and approaches Kira. Patrick brings out his as well.
One of the bombs injures Gumball, as his left arm is fractured by the blast.
"You'd run out of luck, sooner or later!" she hissed.
Josuke heals Gumball's left arm.
Kira yells at the top of her lungs.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH-!!!" shouted Kira.
"Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora-..." whispered Josuke.
All the objects: Hair, dandelion seeds, feathers, leaves, and
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!" shouted Prince, as all the objects exploded around them.
Josuke stared at Kira and woged, growling.
"SHIBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO-!!!" shouted Kira, as she kept shooting at the team.
"KILLER QUEEN II!!!" shouted Kira. "Spiral staircase, Rhinoceros beetle, Desolation Row, Fig tart, Rhinoceros beetle, Via Dolorosa, Rhinoceros beetle, Singularity point, Giotto, Angel, Hydrangea, Rhinoceros beetle, Singularity point, Secret emperor...Spiral staircase, Rhinoceros beetle-!"
Kira began to shine.
Josuke chanted with her. "Spiral staircase, Rhinoceros beetle, Desolation Row, Fig tart, Rhinoceros beetle, Via Dolorosa, Rhinoceros beetle, Singularity point, Giotto, Angel, Hydrangea, Rhinoceros beetle, Singularity point, Secret emperor...Spiral staircase, Rhinoceros beetle-!"
The Ark of the Covenant... doesn't know who to choose...
"Whisper these words in your mind, Josuke..." whispered a familiar voice. "And you'd gain a new evolution."
Suddenly...
(theme begins at 1:13)
A new Stand emerges from Josuke. This Stand is similar to the Killer Queen armor from her body.
"I don't understand," said Gumball. "Why does Josuke have two-?"
With cat ears, a flat head, a pink humanoid body, a noseless cat-like face, two spiked gauntlets, black spikey underwear, black boots, and pink eyes, the Stand posed with his hand pointing index fingers while flexing his body and arms backward.
This Stand...
is...
Killer Queen.
(theme begins at 1:45)
"WHAT!!?" asked Kira.
"Why do I have Kira's Stand!?" asked Josuke.
"What the hell is happening!?" asked Gumball.
"A plot twist that makes no sense," said Darwin.
"What!?" asked Josuke. "I don't... THE FLIP!?"
Finn asks. "Something tells me that this is a Deus Ex Machina."
(them ends at 2:00)
Meanwhile...
Bernardo Brando stays 16 meters away from Miguel as his dinosaurs face him. The Reverse-Flash prepared to attack Miguel JoJo.
The dinosaurs surrounded his family and prepared their teeth.
The Reverse-Flash zooms toward Miguel JoJo as Miguel brought out Star Platinum and lunged his fists toward The Reverse-Flash.
The Reverse-Flash then punched Miguel over and over again from every direction.
Miguel encased himself with Star Platinum, trying to survive The Reverse Flash's punches. Though, he is still injured.
"Your Durability seems to have gone down," said The Reverse-Flash.
"Why'd you kill Josuke's family?" asked Miguel.
"I told you. I was sent by an anonymous source," he replied.
"But why?" asked Miguel. "What makes Josuke Higashikata so important?"
"The same reason why Salvi regarded you as important," Reverse-Flash replied.
"What!? That makes no sense," said Miguel. "Are you saying he's..."
"Yes, Miguel JoJo," said The Reverse-Flash. "He is a victim of the Soul Transfer."
"But in this timeline, Maria has no such ability," said Miguel.
"There are things in this world you'd never understand until you start connecting things, Miguel JoJo," said The Reverse-Flash. "Unless you'd start to-..." The Reverse-Flash lunged his finger onto his skull rather aggressively. "-... think!"
"Kars-..." said Miguel. "Damaso... He-... He hopped into our Universe... But he couldn't, right?"
The Reverse-Flash sneered.
"My dad... hopped between universes... didn't he? Using Open Arms: Don't Stop Believin'..." said Miguel. "He experimented on more versions of myself, didn't he?"
The Reverse-Flash simply laughed very softly. He pointed at Miguel JoJo very calmly. He stopped vibrating and revealed his face by taking off his mask.
"Fine... I know who did it," said The Reverse-Flash. "I know who told me to kill the JoJo Family of this world. And this knowledge, Miguel JoJo, will change you forever."
"Just two," said The Reverse-Flash. "This was how it went, Miguel JoJo. 14 years ago, when your mother was still alive, Arthur and Maria decided to work together once more... this time with the help of Damaso, who visited another Universe via his friend, Rick Sanchez, using the scientist's portal gun.
Rick said that he found out that this Multiverse the JoJoverses belongs to was cyclical, and that the Universe of yours is the Fourth Cycle. The Fifth Universe is this one. Arthur simply traveled to this Universe and tried the experiment again by kidnapping baby Josuke. This time, it miraculously worked. The two souls fused and the body was nowhere to be found.
The problem was that the family of this world's Miguel wasn't really on his side...
What did they do?
They attacked.
Arthur had no other choice... but... to call me..."
Anne began to spin the cloth tied on her face around her jaw.
"LIAR!!!" shouted Miguel, gritting his teeth.
Anne bites the cloth and uses her tongue to untie her face.
"Arthur told me to take care of them... So... as a gentleman like myself, I did what I was told... I slaughtered his family..." shouted The Reverse-Flash. "But I kept the boy alive... Just as he said... After all... Arthur believed that the Aswangs are the enemy."
"DON'T TELL ME THESE LIES!!!" shouted Miguel, teary-eyed.
"Why do you think your father felt so much guilt when he trained you?" asked The Reverse-Flash.
Miguel growled and prepared Star Platinum: Bites the Dust and Gold Experience Requiem. He even woged out of utter rage.
"Miguel?" asked Anne. "Miguel, no."
"ORA!!!"
*BOOM*
A powerful shockwave blasted into The Reverse-Flash's face.
But...
Star Platinum's fist didn't touch his face, being a millimeter away.
Miguel merely knelt in shame.
Miguel, disgusted by his father's actions, knelt still.
Josuke sensed what Miguel's thinking.
Suddenly, the bombs began to injure the seven, breaking their bones because of the blast.
"Josuke!" shouted Finn. "Focus!"
"His dad..." said Josuke. "He killed my family..."
Josuke was shaken by this and blankly stared at Kira.
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