บท 5: I’m Not the Father. Having a Big Belly Has Nothing to Do With Me!
บรรณาธิการ: EndlessFantasy Translation
"What kind of joke is this?! Are you trying to kill me?" In shock, Cui Anyu stared at Yu Guang's sandbag-sized fist, taking two steps back vigilantly.
The higher a beastmaster's rank was, the better they could tame powerful subdued beasts. To match up to them, their physical fitness would often be better as well. Yu Guang was a once-in-a-lifetime SSS rank, so a single punch from him could kill an entire cow, let alone Yu Guang himself!
Cui Anyu's head was shaking like a rattle drum. "No! No! Think of another way!"
Yu Guang looked at his fists, then at Cui Anyu's petite figure. He also felt that it was very inappropriate.
After all, the other party was a lady who was as pretty as a flower. He was not a vicious person who would destroy flowers. Moreover, if Cui Anyu's suitors found out that he had punched Cui Anyu, the whole school would be furious and chase after him. It would be too troublesome to get rid of them.
"Alright, I'll think of another way." Yu Guang withdrew his fists. He then dragged a chair and sat by the table. He crossed his legs and sized up Cui Anyu.
If he wanted to get something out, he would try to vomit and not wait for it to be digested!
He searched for the longest pen in the pen container. "It might be a little uncomfortable. Bear with it."
"You're going to stab me with this?" Cui Anyu complained. "How long has it been since you've used that pen? How can you put dirty things into your mouth?!"
"Then what do you think we should do?" Yu Guang had no other choice.
The dormitory was not the infirmary. How could there be something that was especially used to stab the throat?
"How about... How about I go to the bathroom and throw up myself? Do you have something to take it?" Cui Anyu said with a red face. It was better to wash her hands clean than to go through with Yu Guang's plan for God knows how long.
She felt that she was almost like an apple. Ever since she met Yu Guang, she had become red countless times.
Yu Guang pointed at the glass on the table and said, "This will do. Drink some water to lubricate it."
At first, Cui Anyu was a little reluctant. After looking around, she realized they was nothing else they could use. She closed her eyes and tried to calm herself down for a few seconds. Then, she clenched her teeth, walked into the bathroom with the glass of water, and closed the door gently.
A few seconds later, an unpleasant dry-heaving sound came from the bathroom, accompanied by the opening and closing of the faucet.
This lasted for five minutes. Then, the bathroom door was opened.
There were tears at the corner of Cui Anyu's eyes and still saliva on the side of her mouth. Her entire chest was wet from the water, and the corners of her eyes and face were slightly red, as if someone had bullied her. She was as fragile as a piece of glass artwork.
Yu Guang didn't have the heart to admire her beauty. He only noticed that the glass in her hand was empty.
"I'm sorry. I can't get it out by myself," Cui Anyu's voice was hoarse, and she said weakly, "Let's go to the infirmary."
The school infirmary had professional equipment, so it would definitely be able to wash the contents of her stomach clean!
She wasn't willing to become Yu Guang's slave, and Yu Guang didn't want to give up on the hard-earned subdued beast bait.
As they left the dormitory, Yu Guang quickly supported the weak Cui Anyu and let her lean into his arms. They supported each other as they walked to the school infirmary.
Although it was called the school's infirmary, its facilities weren't inferior to those of tertiary hospitals due to the need to take care of the boarding students. Because of this, many of the nearby residents use the infirmary as well. It was just a gastric lavage—it was a trivial matter.
"If I had known that vomiting would be so uncomfortable, I would have decided to have my stomach pumped earlier," Cui Anyu said in a weak voice. Her cheeks were bulging like a little hamster that was stealing food.
Her method of inducing vomiting was not professional. She was about to leave the dormitory building and still felt like vomiting.
"Next time, learn from your mistakes and don't eat anything without checking it," Yu Guang said helplessly.
After going through so much trouble, he hoped he could get the food out by having her stomach pumped.
The two of them chatted as they walked. Cui Anyu's soft upper body leaned against Yu Guang's chest, and her head rested on Yu Guang's chin. Her hair smelled like flowers and lingered on the tip of Yu Guang's nose. At that moment, they looked like a couple.
"My stomach feels a little bloated..." Cui Anyu patted her bulging stomach, which was bigger now compared to her flat stomach before. "I think I swallowed air."
"Just burp a little more," Yu Guang comforted her.
While the two of them were chatting, three classmates walked over from the dormitory building.
These three people were the most mediocre among Cui Anyu's admirers. They usually treated Cui Anyu as a lackey in class, but she only talked to them politely and usually didn't pay much attention to them.
The two groups of people were stunned when they saw each other.
Yu Guang hugged Cui Anyu and thought about how to explain the current situation. The other party's brain was spinning faster.
"I was wondering why I couldn't find you guys! So, you guys are having a tryst here? Yu Guang, you jerk. You didn't even tell us you had a crush on our goddess!" a guy with a crew cut complained tearfully!
Before Yu Guang could explain, another guy wearing an earring added, "Do you think there's something wrong with Cui Anyu's stomach? Oh my god! Yu Guang got Cui Anyu pregnant!"
"I told you there's something between them! So many people congratulated Yu Guang, but his eyes were only for Cui Anyu. He chased after her and ran away!"
'What the hell!' Yu Guang was sure that they had made up some strange ideas in their minds, and after thinking about it for a while, the more they ran, the more deviant they became!
"It's not what you think. Listen to our explanation!" Yu Guang quickly tried to make up for it.
"No need to explain!" The one with the crew-cut hair couldn't bear it and rejected them sternly. "You're SSS class, and you are indeed worthy of Cui Anyu! You must treat her well, or we will not let you off!"
"Yes, that's right!"
"WUUUUU!"
The three left behind two classic dog-licking sayings and ran far away with their hands covering their faces. They didn't even give the two a chance to explain.
"The misunderstanding has blown up! What should we do now?! The news will soon spread to the entire school!" Cui Anyu grabbed Yu Guang's sleeve and pleaded for help. "If my parents find out, they won't let you off!"
"If we take out the beast bait, your stomach will return to normal!" Yu Guang hurriedly carried her and ran to the infirmary.
Seeing how anxious he was, Cui Anyu felt a lot more at ease. She leaned into Yu Guang's arms like a little lamb and said, "My family is very strict. If this kind of joke happens, my parents might lock me up first. That way, you won't be able to get the beast bait."
"That's why we have to hurry!" Yu Guang emphasized.
"Hurry up and do what?!" a stern man's voice interrupted the two of them. Yu Guang could clearly feel Cui Anyu trembling in his arms.
"Dad?" She looked at the man behind her through Yu Guang's arms and said with a terrified expression, "Why are you here?"
Cui Anyu's Dad?
Yu Guang turned around and looked at the man in a suit not far away, whose face was gloomy.
What was he afraid of? Why did Cui Anyu's dad come to school?
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