บท 24: What A Good Morning
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[Agent Helios POV]
'Ughmm… Is it morning already?'
I glanced towards the window, and the sun's rays slipped through the dark curtains.
'Why do I feel something heavy?'
I rubbed my eyes and tried to move, but "someone" was hugging me tightly. Am I a pillow now? Ugh. Seriously this woman.
And that wasn't all. Her leg… how dare she place that on top of my groin? Urgh. She really knows how to irritate me so early in the morning. And to do it so effortlessly while asleep—how amazing.
Thinking of a way to get back at her, I grabbed my phone from the bedside table and started recording a video of her current state—its evidence when she wakes up. From what I observed, she's not one to believe without seeing.
"Ah. Would you look at that? Who was it again that was so repulsed with the idea of sleeping with me, huh?" I said on the video as I moved the camera from her sleeping face to her body, and lastly, to her leg that was on my groin. "And look at that leg. Tsk. Tsk. So shameless and very lewd like her owner. I wonder if I can report sexual harassment to the chiefs."
And stop recording.
'Ha-ha-ha. This is fun. Let's see how she'll react when she sees this. She'll probably squirm again or scream, or her face will go pale—whichever the case, it is fun to look at.'
Now that my evidence was ready, it was time to get her off me. I removed her arms and pushed her body to face the other side.
"Uhmm…"
Oh. I must have pushed too hard. She's awake.
Her eyes widened when she saw me near her, but she closed and rubbed them before opening them again, probably because she couldn't believe what she saw at first.
"What in the—why are you—"
Her face spelled pissed all over. But I'm also pissed, so I pointed my finger to her eyes and down, asking her to look below. She followed where I pointed and—
"AAAHH!" she screamed and jolted up from bed, far away from me. "W-What was that? D-Did you put my leg over there? A-And why is it hard?! You pervert!"
"Amazing. Now I'm the bad guy when you're the one who did that on your own," I replied, rolling eyes, unamused of having to explain everything when I did nothing wrong. "And just so you know, it's normal for it to be hard in the morning. It is simply a result of sleep cycles, combined with healthy nerves and blood flow in the body. In short, it's an indication that I'm very healthy. So I'm not the pervert here—you are."
"I don't believe you!"
"I knew you won't, so I got evidence."
Waving my phone in my hands, I smirked confidently. Seeing me like that, her eyebrows twitched—simple signs that she's threatened by my evidence.
She walked towards me and snatched the phone harshly from my hands. How crude. It seems like she needs more lessons on how to act like a woman.
As she watched the video, I made sure to stare at her. After all, I was looking forward to the expression she'll make.
"…"
Ah. Her jaw dropped. And her face went pale. Ha-ha-ha. I was right.
'Now, what excuse will you give me? That you were asleep? Or that you're used to hugging a pillow when sleeping, so you probably thought of me like your pillow? Her face is already telling it all. I wonder how she passed the poker face test during training? I could read her like an open book. Or am I just too good at reading the faintest expressions?'
"This…" she struggled to find the words. "T-This is not enough evidence! What if you deliberately positioned me that way before taking the video?"
"What? Seriously?"
I didn't expect that response—what a bummer.
"For someone to commit such acts, one must have a motive. Now, why would I do that, huh? And what would I gain from it?"
"To annoy me, obviously!"
I raised my eyebrows, unsatisfied with the answer.
"Am I child that I would—ugh. This is a useless conversation. Let's drop this."
"You're the one who started it," she murmured.
"What? You're the one who started—"
Knock! Knock! Knock!
The door suddenly opened after the knock. We didn't even say she could come in. Did her mother forget all about privacy? She did that last night, too.
Ugh. We were still arguing a moment ago, but now we have to smile and act like sweet lovers in front of her mother.
Before the door fully opened, I signaled Ye-Ji to come back to the bed asap. Good thing she understood me and immediately went back and put the phone down on the bedside table. Now, we looked like we had just woken up and simply talking to each other. I had to kick a few pillows out of bed, too—well, just for show.
"Wake up, lovebirds. I prepared breakfast," she warmly greeted us in a loud voice.
We both turned to her, acting a bit surprised.
"Oh, you're already up. Good morning, mother," I greeted her back with a smile. "And to think you even prepared breakfast. You must have woken up so early."
I stood up from bed and approached her.
"Next time, you can wake me up, too, so I can help you. I haven't told you, but I'm quite good at cooking."
"Oh my! Is that so? Then we should try your cooking next time, huh?"
"Of course. Anytime you like."
"Aigoo, such a sweet child," she chuckled. Turning to Ye-Ji, her face soured, and she nagged her. "Get up already, Ye-Ji'ya. Look at your fiancé, offering to help me while you just lay down on the bed."
"Eomma, it's Sunday. Why do you always wake up so early?"
"Aigoo, this bad daughter. You shouldn't keep the food waiting."
"Give her some slack, mother," I helped her out as a kind fiancé. But of course, I still had something up my sleeves. Acting shy, I continued, "She's… a little tired."
I quickly glanced toward Ye-Ji to see her reaction. Ahh… she's glaring at me. She's probably thinking of ways to kill me.
"Oh my! Did you two… already?" mother leaned in to whisper. "I didn't even hear anything. The soundproofing here is really good, huh?"
"Ha-ha-ha. Why don't you head to the dining area first, mother? I'll massage her a bit or maybe carry her there."
"How sweet of you. Or I can set up a table here, and she can eat on the bed. If I knew, then I would have prepared—"
"No! Stop it! I can get up just fine. Let's eat at the dining area, not here."
Acting worried, I replied, "Are you sure? You don't have to push yourself."
"No, babe. I'm really fine. After all…" she then softened her voice just enough for us to hear in a silent room, "it wasn't that big to hurt."
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'What the f*ck did she say? And with a smirking face? Wasn't that big, huh? I guess you didn't measure it right when you rubbed your leg on it earlier, huh? If eight inches is not big for her, then what is? How dare this virgin mock my size?'
"Oh, I see," I replied, looking gloomy. "I'm sorry if eight inches wasn't enough."
Hah! Let's see what you'll rebut with that.
When I lifted my eyes to observe her reaction, I felt a sudden squeeze in my heart.
That face… she was so red, looking like she was about to burst into tears.
'Ahhh… how adorable. Just the expression I was waiting for. Ha-ha-ha. This is fun.'
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