"What the hell are you talking about?!" Gintoki yelled with bulging veins and flying spit, "Make my old man conquer the world? What kind of revenge is that? It's totally the opposite!"
"I told you from the start, didn't I?" Pirako raised a finger, displaying her naturally airheaded demeanor, "I came here to decorate with flowers."
"Weren't you saying you wanted to make me the number one boss in Edo? Weren't you happy when I clashed with Jirochou?!"
"The so-called underworld is about absorbing those who lose fights into your power to grow," Pirako twisted her response playfully, "If we can get Kabukicho's strongest man under our command, my dad could conquer the world~ If you were the boss, then my dad would be the boss of bosses~."
By now, Gintoki's face had turned completely dark.
"Miss, it looks like that's taken care of," a member of the Dobunezumi gang reported, holding a phone.
Hearing this, Pirako's expression softened slightly, "Bro, from now on, Jirochou's gang will start to act. Do you know what we've done? We've set new rules for this lawless street. From now on, anyone causing trouble on this street will be eradicated by the Four Devas. The first to collapse because he acted against Jirochou's gang for a weak woman is you, bro. Of course, whether it turns out this way depends on your performance, bro. Join us; otherwise, you'll be sleeping at the bottom of the sea here, and you will become the target of public criticism in Kabukicho."
"Hey, it looks like you're trying to threaten me, but if you kill me now, you'll be the picky eaters," Gintoki replied fearlessly, "And... this was all a misunderstanding, blaming me for stirring up someone who shouldn't be provoked… You've got the wrong person. But speaking of which, don't you think it's too coincidental? That guy's timing..."
"It is coincidental, but it doesn't matter now, and... at that time, we indeed wanted to cause a disturbance on the street by staging a play, but didn't expect that guy to beat us to it…" Pirako casually replied, then thought to herself, [No mistake, that man must have been sent by that vixen to help... no, to monitor me.]
"Hahaha! Although I don't know what's going on, the whole street saw it! The moment you guys stuffed our two broken members into the cement!" Kurogoma Katsuo laughed loudly.
"Are you idiots?!" Gintoki yelled, "Not to mention whether such small disturbances could move the Four Devas; I don't need to say that if it led to a fatality, it would become a much bigger issue. But I know that bastard! He… definitely has some purpose! Even if it's just a game, you definitely can't outplay him!"
"Who are you talking about?" Kurogoma Katsuo asked, puzzled.
"Are you really an idiot?! Think with your toes; if, at such a time, an idiot leads a bunch of idiots there, it's definitely fishy. Go to hell, idiot!" Gintoki shouted irritably, "Start with your slicked-back; go completely bald!"
"Go bald your head!" Kurogoma Katsuo instantly got upset and yelled back, spitting, "To distribute the damage to my scalp, I change the parting of my hair every week! I am different from "Welcome~"! "
(Note: A famous Japanese Rakugo comedian, Katsura Sunshine, is known for his slicked-back hairstyle, which starts to bald from the parting. He also starred in a Shiseido Uno commercial with this look.)
As soon as Kurogoma Katsuo finished speaking, a knife was thrust straight into his right abdomen from behind.
Kurogoma Katsuo froze for a moment, then looked down at his clothes, now soaked in blood...
"If persuasion isn't enough, how about this?" Unbeknownst to him, Pirako, who was also behind this stabbing, spoke up, "Bro, you killed our young leader, then suffered retaliatory killing."
"Eh..." Kurogoma Katsuo slowly turned his head, disbelief on his face.
Pirako smiled as she pulled out her knife, and after Kurogoma Katsuo staggered a few steps, he stepped into thin air and fell into the sea.
"Bro!" The members of the Dobunezumi Gang immediately reacted and rushed forward.
"Wait," Pirako instantly blocked everyone's path with the knife in her hand, squinting and asking with a smile, "Who is your real boss? Is it the slicked-back guy or Jirochou?"
"But… but…"
"Make a move, and you'll bloom too~" After threatening, Pirako held the knife to her face, "Oh ho ho~ Do you understand, bro? This is my resolve..."
"You... you bastard!" Gintoki gritted his teeth with bulging veins, then grabbed the edges of the remaining half of the trash can, vigorously spinning it and jumping into the sea with it.
"Bastard! Stuck in cement and still jumping into the sea!"
"Does he think he can escape?!"
The members of the Dobunezumi Gang hurriedly came to the shore to check.
"No," Pirako walked over slowly, explaining, "He went to save someone."
"How is that possible? In that state, he still went to save Bro?!" A member of the Dobunezumi Gang exclaimed in surprise.
"That's right," Pirako crouched by the shore, speaking softly, "He's such an idiot, so much so that even I'm amazed. But it's because he's that kind of idiot that I hoped he could be my Bro. But Bro chose that old lady instead. What a pity~ Goodbye, Bro…"
Afterward, Pirako slowly led the members of the Dobunezumi Gang away.
But neither Pirako, the member of the Dobunezumi Gang nor Gintoki, who had just jumped into the sea, noticed that at the top of a nearby warehouse, a few people had witnessed everything...
"How about that? Isn't it touching that your daughter could do this much for you?" Kawaki smiled at Jirochou, "Don't you just want to rush over for a loving hug?"
Jirochou chuckled without responding.
"But speaking of which, why are you here?" Kawaki glanced at Otose and Saigou, then squinted with a smile, "Are you worried about what I might do to that girl? You don't have to be; I've said I won't do anything to her, and besides, I quite like her character."
"It's not really a time to be happy now, with your daughter turning into that kind of problem child," Otose spoke up, "And with an old man like you, it's too late for any education, isn't it?"
"Indeed..." Jirochou nodded lightly, pondering, "Arguing with an old lady is different; I really have no experience in educating children."
"I do have experience in educating boys, but since it's a girl, it might not be beneficial…" Saigou held one arm across his chest, the other hand pinching his chin slowly.
"Don't worry, that kind of thing, with your whatever years of accumulated love, just fudge it a bit, and she'll turn into a good kid right away," Kawaki casually replied, "Of course, if it's too troublesome, I can help. Educating a brat is easy, in three days, she can get full marks in health class!"
"What exactly are you planning to teach the kid?!"
As Tsukuyo's voice rang out, Kawaki, who had been stabbed in the back of the head with a kunai, rolled his eyes and collapsed.
"That kind of thing doesn't need to be taught, as long as you're a normal person; by a certain age, you naturally get full marks," Jirochou laughed, "But if you don't teach the other stuff properly, you might never pass in this lifetime."
"Hey, aren't we going to worry about that naturally wavy hair?" Tsukuyo lightly reminded, "Didn't you say before? He... probably can't swim, right?"
"What nonsense? He went to save someone, not to swim," Kawaki stood up, pulling the kunai from the back of his head like it was nothing, "Besides, how can humans not swim? When you were in your mother's womb, you were surrounded by water on all sides. Have you ever heard of someone drowning in the womb?"
"That guy might have already become like this street..." Otose slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, "Defeated but undaunted, courageous but orderly, gentle but strong, resilient but unyielding..."
"Didn't expect... to hear you say that phrase," Jirochou chuckled wistfully.
"That... the more I listen, the more it sounds like a certain place, doesn't it?" Kawaki pinched his chin, "Defeated but undaunted, courageous but orderly, gentle but strong, resilient but unyielding... It exactly describes that place, doesn't it? Your street really is strange, using that place to describe itself."
"That's not it at all!" Tsukuyo exclaimed, "Is that all you can think about?!"
"That does sound a bit like it," Jirochou pinched his chin and nodded.
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Late at night in Yoshiwara.
"Look," Kawaki aimed his smartphone camera at the ground where Kada lay and casually said, "The toy you wanted is now in hand. Come and pick it up yourself."
"It's just like you, catching that vixen in just one day," Kamui's voice came from the phone.
"Give me two days; if it's more than two days, bring me the extra food expenses for this fox, not a penny less."
"It's a pity, though; I was hoping to have a chance to face off against Shinra. I didn't expect you to have wiped them all out..." Kamui squinted his eyes and smiled through the phone screen, "But really, it's impressive you'd go to such lengths for such a gift. I'm really touched~ Of course, I mean, if it was truly just for my sake..."
"Goodbye, Nobita" Kawaki sneered slightly and then turned off his phone.
"Keep a good eye on her; don't let her get any ideas about dying or anything," Kawaki turned to the two Hyakka at the door and casually instructed, "Of course, if she really seeks death, there's no need to stop her forcibly."
"Yes!" ×2
"Then I'll leave it to you..." After speaking, Kawaki stepped away from the small cell.
'Troublesome brats, I have them here too…' Kawaki thought somewhat helplessly, 'That brat... could it be... has he noticed something?'
"Hey, that's taken care of too," Tsukuyo's voice suddenly came from the side.
"Oh, I know." Kawaki squinted his eyes and smiled in response, "Thanks for the hard work."
"It's nothing. I just played a little drama with a smart little fox," Tsukuyo replied nonchalantly. "Compared to what you did, my part was much easier."
"Tsukki..." Kawaki suddenly stopped walking, turned his face, and smiled warmly at Tsukuyo.
Tsukuyo gently exhaled smoke, glancing faintly at Kawaki.
"No, never mind..." Smiling softly, Kawaki waved his hand and then started walking forward again.
...
The next day at noon, in the Kabukicho Town Hall.
Unlike the clouds that were gradually gathering in the sky, the inside of the building and the courtyard were already drenched in a blood rain.
Jirocho, covered in blood, was holding a similarly blood-stained smoking pipe, sitting under the porch as if waiting quietly for something.
Looking through the doorway, one could see Otose, Kagura, Shinpachi, Tama, Catherine and Saigou all lying in pools of blood, while all the transvestites in the courtyard outside were also lying in blood pools.
"Hey, Kagura, you're supposed to be playing dead, not sleeping!" Shinpachi whispered urgently, "Your loud breathing will give us away!"
"Ah, sorry," Kagura rubbed her sleepy eyes, "It's just so boring-aru. How come that little fox hasn't shown up yet? We've been waiting all morning..."
"Uh, she should be arriving soon, right?" Shinpachi whispered back, "Even if she doesn't come, Miss Tsukuyo will find a way to lure her over."
"Damn, really, that stinky brat came to Kabukicho with such intentions... and I really thought she had some tragic past! Not only did I take her to the cake shop, but I even took her to my favorite dried food store!" Kagura gritted her teeth, "I really want to punch her hard-aru!"
"Keep your voice down! Those shops were just where you wanted to go, right?" Shinpachi whispered back, "Just indulge her this time. Didn't Jirochou say he would take her back afterwards? But speaking of which, will Gin-san really come?"
"He will definitely come-aru!" Kagura responded, "Little Uncle said so, Gin-chan he is..."
Kagura stopped short of saying the words [sincerely in love].
"But speaking of which, I didn't expect Gin-san to..." Shinpachi murmured, "Well, all we can do is wish them well."
"Stop making noise!" Otose scolded, "Anyone who disturbs an old person's rest, get out!"
"No, your voice is the loudest..." Shinpachi commented dryly.
"Um, isn't it a bit off for a robot to play dead?" Tama suddenly spoke up, "And robots don't bleed; this paint on the ground is useless for robots..."
"Just twist off your head, put it aside, close your eyes, and play dead!" Catherine instructed.
"Understood!" Saying that, Tama's head twisted a few times and rolled off her neck in front of Shinpachi.
"Miss Tama, you're too dedicated! It's just acting; you don't have to make it so realistic!" Shinpachi reminded her quietly.
"Entering feigned death mode..." Tama then closed her eyes.
"ZZZ..."
"Kagura-chan, didn't we say you can't sleep?" Shinpachi reminded helplessly.
"No, it's not me," Kagura replied.
"Ah? Then who?" Saying this, Shinpachi followed the sound and saw Saigou lying on the ground, drooling and sleeping sweetly, even occasionally scratching his belly.
"Its you?!" Shinpachi exclaimed in frustration, then hurriedly whispered a few times, "Mademoiselle Saigou, Mademoiselle Saigou, now is not the time to sleep..."
However, it had no effect; Saigou continued to sleep sweetly.
"Hey! Someone thinks of something! Anyone can hear his snoring!" Shinpachi shouted urgently.
"Don't worry." Kawaki's voice suddenly came from one side.
Immediately, a loud bang sounded.
Seeing Saigou's head smashed into the ceiling, Shinpachi stopped thinking.
"Who else wants to sleep?" Kawaki casually asked, "Those who want to sleep can raise their hands, and you can sleep on the ceiling."
Instantly, everyone in the courtyard held their breath, daring not to make a sound.
"Then that's settled; I'll go up to the roof and enjoy your show." Saying this, Kawaki turned and slowly walked out the door.
...
Elsewhere, Gintoki, carrying a comatose Kurogoma Katsuo who was turning pale, raced to the hospital in Kabukicho.
After handing Kurogoma Katsuo over to the nurses, he left without a pause and rushed back to Otose's snack bar.
Gintoki, panting heavily, pushed open the door of Otose's snack bar, only to find the bar empty and a letter from Otose on the counter.
Looking at the words written in the letter, "I can't stand the rent you owe me anymore. Take those idiots and get out of here. Don't go near this street again—Otose."
Gintoki turned and ran out without stopping, but just as he stepped out of Otose's snack bar, he overheard the whispered conversation of Otae and Kyuubei, who were just passing by.
"Just now, Shin-chan and Kagura-chan rushed out; they just said they were going to the town hall but didn't say what for. I'm still a bit worried," Otae covered her mouth and said to Kyuubei.
"It's probably just a meeting about waste sorting or something," Kyuubei replied casually, "After all, that naturally wavy hair doesn't look like someone who would bother to sort trash properly."
"Indeed..."
Nearby, hearing Otae and Kyuubei's conversation, Gintoki's anxiety intensified, and he turned and ran desperately towards the direction of the town hall.
'Even Kagura and Shinpachi, too... Damn it!!' Gintoki thought furiously, 'I must... I must catch up!!'
...
On the other side, in the Kabukicho Town Hall.
"Oh, what happened here?" Chin Pirako looked at the scene before her, somewhat shocked, and turned to Jirocho, who was sitting under the porch.
"What's wrong? Shocked that things have gone beyond your expectations, so you don't know what to say?" Jirochou chuckled softly.
"I'm scared!" Seeing the scene inside and the courtyard, Chin Pirako exclaimed, "You're truly peerless, Dad! It seems all my little actions were indeed futile! Amazing, not only did you wipe out Otose's family, but even Saigou's forces were completely eradicated!"
"Hmph, it was easy," Jirochou replied nonchalantly.
"So, how does it feel? To personally cut down the woman you liked?" Chin Pirako continued.
"And what about you? How does it feel to play around with old men and women?"
"That's a bit harsh~" Chin Pirako squinted her eyes, complaining with a smile, "It was all for Dad, but it seems Dad saw through it all, beating my plans by wiping out these people first. You truly are peerless, Jirochou."
"No, there's still one left," Jirochou corrected, "There's still that silver-haired kid from Otose's place. It won't be over until he's dealt with."
"After Big Bro, it's that vixen's turn, right?" Chin Pirako said with some anticipation, "Really looking forward to it~."
"Aren't you guys in a cooperative relationship?" Jirochou chuckled.
"It's just mutual use."
"Little fox and vixen, they really do match."
"Well, since I'm here, I might as well check whether that woman is really dead," Chin Pirako said, drawing her sword and stepping through the door, heading straight towards Otose, who was face down on the ground.
Jirochou did not stop her.
"Oh my, she really seems to be dead," Chin Pirako crouched down and placed her hand on Otose's nose, "Her heart has stopped beating, but..."
Saying this, Chin Pirako stood up, her hands gripping her sword hilt tightly, and thrust it directly into "Otose"'s heart, "Just to be safe, let's give her one more strike."
Tss! The sword entered the body, and "Otose" still showed no reaction. Perhaps due to the excitement, Chin Pirako failed to notice that "Otose"'s ears hidden under the hair were slightly pointed...
When Gintoki just stepped into the entrance of the Kabukicho Town Hall, he was shocked and speechless by the scene before him, blood everywhere and bodies scattered all around—hoodlums, transvestites, and Amanto...
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